I can see that it could be a fun (and profitable) game to play, my personality and bandwidth makes me more interested in a set it and forget it style.
I hoard cash then buy very boring MF's on the drops.
While it's not very exciting...it works.
Buying land makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

The only time you've even picked up 50 lbs was carrying your twink boyfriend over the threshold.

This is a true statement. My portfolio is 99% stocks that I buy and hold for the long term.

The 1% is for day trading.

I wouldn't have time to slap you around here if I was day trading.

So I give up a few bucks.....it's worth it to me.

Less dough boy will be a good summer! Catch fish and post less por favor. Hopefully no pee tests or you’ll be back in no time lol.

Also, stupid, it’s a thread about meme stocks and I was trying to help a guy or two out last week. Sorry you missed out.

lol. 5 year plan?!?! I’m on the 10 year plan. DS is for elitists.

Unless you have a stock suggestion stay poor and fuk off the thread.

Puts on Jakes sobriety.

Lol you’re mad as fuk. Glad you googled puts, makes me happy.

Btw, maybe put(s) that butter face of a wife out on the streets and you can make 7k in a week too.

Sorry 7k in AMC alone lol. Remember it’s a meme stock thread not a portfolio thread.

Glad to help. I don’t hold any ill will against you but fuk man you’re an asshole.

I only brought it up cause I was teasing stam about not asking how I did on it, you know, context.

At least you’ll lose weight not eating funions and spicy Cheetos. There’s that.

But for real, have fun in Alaska. You’re an ass but you’re a hell of a fisherman.

I troll on here with a smile on my face, hope you do the same.

Last bump, not a meme stock obviously but Ford is a good keep and hold stock. Should get to 20 by the end of the year based on electrifying the best selling vehicle in the USA. And the upcoming bronco and maverick models should also do very well.


Calls on butter lol.

Sorry have to but WISH is the next meme stock. Hop on and sell high but don’t get greedy!


After hours looking good.

What makes the meme stocks great is that the autists never sell so it’s easy to make money off of them.

Also CLNE.


Sell at like 20 and this is not financial advice. In conclusion , fuk you Jake.

Also Nvda. Love this day trading and working from home sh!t

Nice double comment, stupid.

Only people with big fat fingers can do that.