Yup. Plus 2. (That's what I should have said to begin with).

I'm cancelling Elk season because of this crap and that's potentially taking real food off of my table in the middle of a pandemic. I have exactly X amount of paid days off. Be them vacation days spent hunting or dying in a hospital - it doesn't matter. So, the responsible thing is to save all of my paid days off just in case I get sick later this fall or tomorrow. I'm not rich. Every last penny counts. Wells Fargo doesn't care about Elk hunting or me...or you....at all.

Wear a mask people.

Sleeping in a hammock in your lawn is less risky than falling out of your free stand.....solid move

Let's go fishing then.

We are going to!

Bent - I'll still be in tree stands for modern Deer. Plenty of opps to fall asleep or outta trees will be had. I'm sure I'll screw something up and also hero something too. Par for the course.

That's the spirit!

Joe "Nice Swing, Bitch! Kelly is national treasure. Funniest thing I've seen on the field in a long time and my favorite video of 2020 so far. Absolute legend.

Asstros core lineup went 0-21 in this last series with the Codgers. As Orel said, it turns out that "guessing is harder than knowing".

MLB under Manfred is a complete disgrace.

I agree with this entire post.

Fish on...

Todd

Wrong. Very wrong. He got fuked because he’s a pitcher, and thus won’t get retaliated under the current rules with an universal DH. It’s a pussy move, knowing he gets impunity.

Nice swing, Bitch! You can take that opinion and stuff into that Asstros trash can because that's were it belongs.

First off and as a great starting point, don't cheat.

Second, actually punish cheaters at an acceptable level when they are caught cheating.

Third, don't break the player code and do the above so players won't feel the need to take matters into their own hands. They are baseball players and baseball players get awfuly salty and have memories that last forever. They are vindictive manchildren more or less. Shoeless Joe still gets chit and it's 100 years later.

This is on the Asstros and Manfred. Not one Asstro was suspended for any amount of time for cheating to win a world series. Not one Asstro apologized or gave anything they stole back - like a certain piece of metal. Instead they doubled down. JK got 8 games for MISSING a guy. Let that sink in.

Now you know why everyone not the Asstros is upset. Look, I know they are your team and all, but chit is ridiculous yo!

BTW - Alvie the Chipmunk is batting .148. Dregman .179. Tells you everything you need to know. Guessing is harder than knowing.

Lastly, you can just be glad this is happening during Covid with no fans. Asstros would be booed outta every stadium all year long. It would be relentless and probably dangerous in certain cities. The Cheaters are getting off extremely easy to put it mildly, so STFU and take your lumps. So wear that crown of shame with pride and learn how to dodge projectiles of all forms, because this isn't going to go away in our lifetimes.

Cheatin Assbro muthafucka's. Reap it.

Joe Kelly is suddenly a big hit around my house. Fvck the Asstros the fuckin cheaters.

The Padres have hit a grand slam in the last 4 straight games against the Rangers - each Salami was by a different player. What are the odds on that?

That has to be some sort of a record. Amazing.

What are the odds of the Padres not sucking?

Suck is relative. Mariners! Uh hello???

I wouldn't mind rooting for the lowly Padres this season though. Tatis Jr. is a stud and is a lot fun to watch.

I just checked and 4 Salami's in 4 straight games is a MLB record.

The odds got a lot better because Tatis did the right thing the other day by ignoring that lame unwritten rule.

Any other year I'd say very high odds.

When I think of Padres I think of Tony Gwynn. When I think of Tony Gwynn I think of how his son can handle hecklers.

Been a fun season. Greinke is dealing, A’s are good, stam’s beloved marines blow, Madbum lost his velo, jussiesmolt is ybd. All is right in the world.

I think the Pirates are playing .190 ball. Ouch. The giants got off to a bad start but looked solid last couple outings . Cueto looked great coming off Tommy John despite throwing 115 pitches. Struck out 8.

Good for cueto, he’s a great pitcher. Give me a 2-1 pitchers duel every single time over a 10-9 game.

Another Padre grand salami. That's 5 in 6 games. WTF?