I know....Bat soup ? YUK !

You have no idea. Bat soup is relatively tame. 10% of the food is amazing and the remaining 90% is beyond awful.

Do tell

Besides the obvious dogs, cats, monkeys and the like....

I've ate 25 day old Pigeon grown out back of the restaurant (which was f'in delicious btw). An entire Goose - all of it, guts included. The honor at the table was to eat it's long corkscrew pencil dick. I had no honor that day. Gutter oil street fried food that was supposed to be beef, but it wasn't beef. Ever see how they make gutter oil? The office park at work had a communal kitchen for multiple businesses. My receptionist would go grab me a tray of food for lunch each day. Came back one day with chopped up frog. Just whole little green frogs, chopped up with a cleaver and stir fried up, guts and all. The hotel had "American chips and salsa". The salsa was just plain ketchup. The absolute worse thing I've ever ate BY FAR, was jelly fish that was marinated in straight vinegar. It took every ounce and fiber of my being to not puke all over the table. Chit like that. I've been to a couple of those "wet" markets and have seen all the caged animals. Pangolins, civets, dogs, cats, monkeys, rats, guinea pigs, parrots...you name it. If it could be killed and cooked, it was on the menu. While I never consciously selected dog or cat, I know I've ate it. I ate a LOT of plain white rice and veggie stuffed dumplings. I couldn't get to the nearest airport hamburger stand fast enough upon return.

25 day old Pigeon with their crunchy little heads.

That's fvckin gross..

The pigeons were actually really good. I wouldn't eat their heads, necks or wings, but their regular body meat was really good. Kinda like squab or quail. They were served at 100000 degrees and you ate them with disposable plastic gloves. Just grab one and tear em' apart, Note that the guts are still inside those greasy little bassturds.

That was my official first meal in China. Welcome to China!

You think so? Watch this!

Alright that's fvcking gross...

What is wrong with those people?

And if there is a McDonald's there, WTF are you eating deep fried pets for?

No i haven't, and this is exactly why...

So what is the McFish over there, just a whole deep fried pond Koi out of someone's backyard pool smashed between two rice cakes?

Fast food is no safe haven there. It's not what you think its going to be. At all. It's been changed to suit their tastes, not ours. Some of it is worse than the street foot if that's even possible. You should see the inside of Walmarts there - especially the food section. Out of all of the places I visited, the Walmart was the single most fascinating place to go just hang and watch. I spent hours in there just walking around taking in the sights and smells.

We wonder why disease happens? Because China. When this virus first broke out, I just shook my head. Of course China. Of. fvcking. course.

Yes.

"Oh cool! Someone brought chocolates into work! I'm dying of hunger and I can eat those!

Er….nope.

Dried fish and squid flake insides.

That was a pleasant surprise.

China really is like a box of Chocolates.

Everyone sing it with me....

"God bless America....land that I love!"

What's their pizza like?

A giant rice cake with 4 gallons of ketchup and a whole deep fried cat on it, garnished with seaweed dust?

Yup...pretty much.

My saving grace was a little dumpling shop across the street from my hotel. I ate there whenever possible. Pork dumplings in plain broth. That's it, but it saved my arse.

I'll have to tell a longer restaurant story sometime - maybe later today. It was fuckin' hilariously bizarre in a good way.

No wonder nobody likes China...

That's the worst thing that could possibly happen on lsd,besides the time I had sex with Eron Wecker the Pecker Recker.

Sounds like a dude..