HAHA It seems to me that the infamous Loon ([Bleeeeep!]) has really taken a disliking to me.

Please all come to my defense
http://thefishingoddess.fanspace.com/whats_new.html

...she does not seem to like Bob too much either.


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Ryan S. Petzold
aka
Sparkey and/or Special

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Just remember, no matter how good looking she is, someone someplace is tired of her sh-t, lol.

Gee Sparkey, you young guys have all the luck. Us old farts dont get that kind of attention from great looking women, especially about fishing. Since she's so all-knowledgeable about fishing, maybe you can get her to take you under her wing for some special tutelage in the manly art of piscatorial pursuit. (There's a familiar ring to that isnt there?)
I took the time to have a look at the rest of her website, and I can't believe it's for real.
And there's that other guide standing in a drift boat, apparently in a river, with a couple of nice salmon, dressed out, with adipose fins intact. Bashing Bob in his interview about native steelhead C&R.
I dont get it, i guess Im a little slow. Is there a second standard I dont know about??

PS.
I'm not sure, I think she may have been at the Hatchery drift on the Bogachiel 12/26. All she seemed to have going was a large crowd of men around her.
Even SHE wasnt catching FISH. But she looked like she was catching something...
But then again it may not have been her...

What's that beeach's trip? She ain't all that and a bag of chips. Can you say schtuck up!!! She's pretty fine, sure, but her attitude ruins it for her. Too bad that a lady that's so into steelheading has to be a priss like that. If you need some firepower Special, then I'll help you rip into that chickie because she has no right to bash Bob, bashing you, Special, is not good either, but Bob.....she's got another thing coming!!!

How goes it, [Bleeeeep!], see ya on the river, baby!!!

Kid Sauk

Ryan,
Now you have done it! One of your fishing buddies told me the story about the Sauk. You were not in the wrong by any means but when are you going to learn it's best to keep quiet unless your big enough to play with the big boys and girls. Are you? This gal is a kook but that's ok a little color on the river never hurts. She sort of reminds me of an old gal on a 50's TV show called "Tug Boat Annie". Ryan, she is going to eat up the post you just made and then what? Now you got two Amazons after you and your still only in college. "Walk Softly and Carry a Big Stick"! You took the bait.
Good Luck
Steve W.

Lesson of Life #1 - The one with the vagina wins, Always, Period. You can't beat her up, you can't out talk her, stop now or embarass yourself for a long time to come. Sorry, but that's the way it goes.

Awww, come on, youse guys.
Let's not let the pettiness apparent in that post get to us. My first impression was to get as pi@#ed off as everyone else appears to be. But after re-reading some of the other stuff in that site, well, it just can't be for real. It's gotta be a joke..!???
In the first place, Mansfield can't be that stupid and still sucking air. If he is, maybe he's a suspect about Bob's tires. And for a guide to make statements like those would be the professional equivalent of pi#$ing in his own waders!!!
Let's just take a deep breath and wait and see...
And Sparkey, dont turn down the fishing trip when she offers to teach you the way of the world. Fact is, she has to, because she has an ego to gratify, or she's just pushin' smoke. So with a post like that, she put herself in the position of either fishin or cuttin bait.
Just be sure to take your vidcam.

Ryan,
I would try apologizing to her by offering to kiss her perfect a%$..heh-heh

Please take out no harm on this young lady.

I actually enjoyed being a large part of her website. It made my night as a matter of fact. Anyone who knows me, knows I love attention and she did give me plenty of attention.

Thanks [Bleeeeep!]!

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Ryan S. Petzold
aka
Sparkey and/or Special

Oh, I get it!!
Run Sparkey, Run.. Run like the wind..Run for your life... Run as though your progeny depend on it.
Dont try to rise to surmount the challenge, you'd have better luck trying to surmount a bear trap.
Trying to soothe the beastess will get your hand bit off. Better try to tame a badger, first. Well, then there's the concept of masochism...
There are better challenges out there but if you must take the step you seem so determined to take, be sure you have obtained your own irrevocable consent to do so...

woah, [Bleeeeep!] told me last night about her site. I saw the Mansfield article and asked her how she got it...she said she e-mailed the questions to him and those were his replies. she also said she is going to play the interview section straight up (so she can get other interviews). she's also going to have the tip section be straight, as for the other sections??? who knows. I think she played those straight also... maybe [Bleeeeep!] can interview Bob next and get his viewpoint on C&R as well as how he got into guiding, etc..

I've never met Bob or any of the OP guides but I'd like to give him a pat on the back for not getting into the stupid internet war of words like the low-class guides have.
As for her website, she's been doing a lot of fishing...for attention. Somebody's got too much time on her hands.
And when did she become a flyfishing purist?
She thinks other anglers are always wispering to each other about how she looks. Really everyone is saying to their buddies "Oh great, here comes that mouthy chick from the forums."

Its Dec 29th. The Bogy is prime and the fish are in. Theres 15 boats on the shore of the Hatchery hole with an avarage of 2 guys or gals per boat. There all standing in the water alongside there boats. On the other side lurks at least 20 bankies. This hole is about 65 feet across depending on flows. If you get there late ya might as well keep going as there isnt enough room for the people who are already there.
I row thru 60 fisherman or women keeping very close to the boats and as I get into the tailout I hear the distinct cry of the Loon (dident know she was the loon till today)! "You rowed over my water".
Next time Ill ask her to carry my Willie around all the other boats and put it back in the water for me.
I never heard anything so obsured in my life! And now I know who it was. Its amazing what surfaces on the internet. I thought it was just a loudmouth with no clue. I was wrong, its a loudmouth Loon-e trying to get attention without a clue. Boy or Girl dosent matter...Everytime I see the Loon-e at the resterant now I say to myself theres that loudmouth who dosent have a clue!

Bob D.

[Bleeeeep!]-ho said this BB was "for college educated pretentious catch and release holes". I don't think her Banjo lessons are coming along very well. She reminds me of a re-brite....ay. Looks pretty good initially but upon closer inspection some festering internal wounds....ay!

Good grief Charlie Freakin Brown. Is this "[Bleeeeep!]" a celebrity or something? Stilly Bum is 100% dead nuts right. You guys need to stop worrying about what she says. Yeah, its great that a women likes to fish but come on!! She crossed the "women" line along time ago when she claimed she could out fish most of us. Dont raise the idiot bar like NWFishing has and all those other sites that "old rawhide" posted on.

This is the best site on the net because there's not alot of he said/she said B.S.

Keep it REEL!!!!!!!!!

Yeah what does this have to do with the Pursuits get a grip guys???

She may be a nice gal, but better than half of the pictures were all dark or spawners! If she's that good she could at least post some good looking fish.

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I'm sorry I don't think she is that pretty. She is ok but nothing spectacular.

It is women like her that made God create Tom Leykis! "MR T" was obviously wearing beer goggles when he wrote his post. Glad you guys have her up there, along with that other nut case that is bashing Bob. Makes fishing in Oregon seem downright friendly.

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