Check out Joe's new spinner

Fishhead5

Thanks for letting Team Visions Super Secret Spinner out of the bag. Next thing we know, it will make RT's tip section in the next STS!

Hey Sparkey - notice the resemblence to a certain "special friend" of yours? Ok, we'll need to enlarge the nose and flatten the breasts....but it's close. I'm really surprised the hat doesn't say "RT". Maybe next version?

Parker

[ 10-02-2001: Message edited by: parker ]

ROTFLMAO!!! Good one, Doug!

HA! I didn't even notice until now that it says "FLY" on the hat.

Cheers!


[ 10-02-2001: Message edited by: Kid Sauk ]

Hey Doug, ya chickened out and didn't post a pic of the "Nude Superfly" bodied spinner. He guarantees it will catch lots of hens. Dark ones too. ... I would try a "Nude RT" bodied spinner, anatomically correct by scale, but then the blade couldn't spin; and not because of my beer belly.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!...kinda funny that I find the spinner more attractive and arousing then the person it is meant to resemble. I guess that goes and shows you something about Ms. Youknowwho.

[ 10-02-2001: Message edited by: RPetzold ]

BTW-
I think that will be one of the greatest spinners to ever be cast into a river. I mean its gotta be the most annoying, ugly hidious thing that a fish has ever seen. I mean if you had it(her) in front of your face wouldnt you want to munch it, crush it and do anything you could to get it away from you!!!??!?!

[ 10-02-2001: Message edited by: RPetzold ]

Okay if you guys are talkin about the "Harpy Of The Hoh" and tryin to match the hatch there's some basic problems with this lure. Number one is the bust....what bust? Second you need a bigger snozz or keel weight type setup...kinda like some bass spinnerbaits...just behind the blade. Lastly a fancy spey fly lookin thing for a hook. Maybe a beadcain would help? Or was I wrong about this thread?

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Gooose

Hey, I took a closer look at the spinner body in the pic, and I agree that making the schnozzz bigger and the cleavage smaller would get it in the ballpark of the actual 'anti-christ buzzbomb girl'. But to make it even more realistic, and maybe more 'strike it'irritating to the fish, would be to put a hole thru the lips and have a cavity just inside of it to shove in a piece of Alkaseltzer so it fizzes profusely from the mouth like crazy as it desends to the depths. And for an alternative, you could put a rubber mini-**** in the mouth hole for further realism? That should catch some really dumb bucks that want to spawn. Kinda like the real situation, eh? Humourous!

HEY! That's it! Find a way to attach a tiny piece of Alka-seltzer to a spinner body or other lure and the fizzing bubble trail on retrieve would drive the fish nuts to strike it. Don't tell anybody. (or did I already post that trick on ifish a long time ago?)

RT

OH MY GOD!!!! That has got to be the funniest thing Ive read or seen in years!!! Thanks RT!!!

I here there are more spinners in the making

Fishhead5

The queen of Spey really likes spinners

Dang Sparky sorry things didn't work out for the 2 of you.......you 2 made a nice couple ........Os

Uh oh, now I'm in trouble. Got a personal note from a you-know-who. Oh well, looks like a certain you-know-who loves to dish it out but can't take a little humour (Canadian spelling) in return.

I think this means I'm no longer invited to Christmas dinner. Don't worry folks, I'll survive through these times of hardship!

Parker

For further acuracy, a some hairy black buck tail needs to be added under the arms and in the crotch area....and some lighter hair from the nose.

Fishead5 where did you find the figures they look alot like a hommie(not sure about the spelling)My son wants some let me know where you got them.

I've got a whole bunch of them. Been trying to get the RT spinner out of the machine. I'm up to $10 bucks. They're in the Shelton Safeway.

Fishhead5

I'm a bit confused about this spinner ( in the likeness of Queen Sheba). The question I have, is a fairly complex one. What part actually catches the fish? The Gammy Siwash hook, or the gaping orifice? I don't know if I can handle the truth.

I wonder if the hair protruding from the pits and nasal cavity could also act as scent holders for "smelly jelly"? Perhaps there is another area on the spinner that makes its' own "Smelly Jelly". I know I can't handle the truth on that one either. Peace.

Sorry not a gammi siwash. Sounds like you don't need and answer on the rest . Are you in the state yet????

Fishhead5

No, 34 hours and counting.

Gammy Siwash hook? Last I heard, it was one of them fancy Mustad Siwash Hooks!

Oh wait, wrong board and wrong thread!