While on our journey, Fishgal and I finally figured out the perfect vacation spot for RT .. unless he is already a regular there

So that was RT I saw enjoying the finer points of Sheep Chasing on my journey to Wyoming last Summer.

Hey! For you to insinuate that I would ever mess around with any animals Bob is ... well, it just lacks class. You know darn well I don't mess with sheep. No! I am very serious about them. Furthermore, don't you dare touch the one with the "RT" branded into it's wooly shank. Or the one with the pink collar! Messing around with the branded one (my fiance') would be grounds for tying you into the front of the Ohgawdess rowed driftboat for a ride down the upper 'Duc without a lifevest!!! The one with the collar is only my mistress. ...

Hope you two are having are having a great time; despite the baaah'd smackin. Enjoy.

Steve

Thats why when I drive by I hear...

"R T come BAA-AAA-AAA-ACK..."

(te he)

I'm reminded of a funny line during a Drew Carey roast.
Seems that when he was growing up in Montana he practiced safe sex.
He had his older brother go out and mark all the sheep that kicked!

What were you doing in that part of Idaho? Don't you know it's cold there this time of year? Thats why they have to experiment with the sheep

I need some more info on this sheep station. RT you're not the only one with a problem.(he he)

Thats OK, he's my Daaaaaaaaaaaad.........says the little boy to the new neighbor reporting a man doing things in the field with the sheep.

Hey pimpin shrimp, how did you do after I got out yesterday? This sheep thing scares me. I will never wear a wool sweater when we go fishing.

Hey Worm, where do you teach at?

Hey RT...is that kid on the Mountain Dew commercial yours? The one that butts heads with the ram...just a guess.

Nah DJ, that's not one of mine - he didn't knock the ram out. On second thought, he was quite hard headed, ay?

The thought has occured to me that these sheep jokes have been prevalent for as long as I can remember. Of course I'm from Montana (moved to the NW when I was only 6 - but it's my home away from home for lots of visits). I can tell you that I have driven by many many sheep farms and I've never seen a single guy mounting a sheep. No. They were always deprived married guys. At least that's what my Dad told us kids. Ya, right; ha ha ha. The sickos.

As for any sheep fields in the NW, has anyone seen any women roaming around in them? I have a suspicion that a tall redheaded fisherwoman and a flipant woman "guide" may have been sneaking around there to shear off a bunch of wool to pull over a lot of people's eyes! Just a strong hunch though.

Edit - Good one below. lol - Will someone teach me how to edit pics. I need some good ammo.

yeah but look what i found on the same road!!!!!!

RT says: Uhhh.....Officer, I was ...err, uhh...only helping the sheep to get out of the fence, yeah, I was just pushin' the sheep from behind...... Wait, no!!....... That's not it!!.... I mean, ... well, she was pretty cute, ya got to admit that much.

Officer: I know, I dated her sister.

(RT, J/K)

One of Eastern Idaho's more popular rest areas. Scary thing is I knew a girl at college that spent her summers working there!!

So what?
Does that make RT a "Wooley Buggerer"?

Wonder if there are any old hip waders patched up with duct tape in the back seat. A sure give away. Makes the ones that kick a little more fun. Really, I am sure he was just helping her over the fence.

Kinda makes me wonder why we're "SHEEPLES IN SEATTLE". :p

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"DO THE WILD THANG"

An old miner had been prospecting in the mountains for quite some time. He decided to leave for a little R&R, and what should he see - a shepherd and a flock of sheep. Well, thinking that "Any port in the storm," he asked the shepherd if he might partake in the some earthy pleasure with one of the sheep. The shepherd said "Go ahead." During the miner's escapade, the shepherd started laughing uncontrollably. When the miner finished, he asked the shepherd what brought on the laughter. The shepherd replied: "You picked the ugliest one in the flock!"

John