Hey Marsha all he has is about ten hairs
Finally saw a picture of C&E! Hey Bernie is it true that Old Country Buffet has a restraining order on you?
Went to GI Joes with RT and all I can say is after his wife get's done with him he will be able to sing in the Vienna boys choir! Nice little motor though and a great price too!
Just fun remember
Stew

Whew!!!! Take a shower STEW. I have seen pictures of you. Tell me the manification factor of the concaved lens is'nt true. Restraining order at the country what ya ma call it? Would'nt even bother to darken it's doors. No one eating there under 300#'s Stew. Besides, was'nt that you at the all you could eat Cracker Bar at the Denny's? What class!

Aunty M.=Sailor bait. You Betty Boop collector. Hey, you even kind of look like Betty with that huge head of yours.

Sissymo, life has dealt you a bad hand. Just fold now and go away. :p

After all the Hot N' Nows closed down I had to go somewhere.
Sorry for the mistake though I guess it was "All you can Eat" fried chicken night KFC.
"Uh oh here he comes! Quick turn off all the lights"

he he he he
You little Orygooners crack me up,heck It's more to watch you fight more among you're selves

Since Danny's soaking up some rays on Maui...I cover his back

Rt ....at least he caught a Fish....instead of beatin that old dead horse......I caught one on a secret pre-float Bull Sheet

Quiz-No Oh I keep my commitments....I should be commited for playing this game...Os

Secret pre-float? Tossing doughball-covered trebles into a Koi pond doesn't constitute a pre-float to F4, Ostrich.

Aunty,
I really wish I could get in on this talkin` smack thing, but until I know for sure I`m going to be fishing in it I have to be fairly quiet,
Once I find out though, look out.........
Just have to find a way..

Our top notch investigative crew came up with this taddler picture of Os.

Sad thing is he's still doing that! No wonder with the scent formulas he uses that he doesn't know what a 'springer' is.

STEW I like KFC

RT, I caught 2 fish in that new slot you made on the Satsop the other day :p :p

Fishhead5

RT, I caught 2 fish in that new slot you made on the Satsop the other day :p :p

Fishhead5

Wish they still had their roasted though! Crap I really miss Kenny Rogers! and Boston Market too! Bernie rumor has it you were spotted at both places just before they went under. :p

Good one Doug. I'm heading out the door in a couple minutes to the NW Steelheaders meeting tonight, and I'm thinking of adding a new route to Hillsboro too. You know me, if there's a faster route from point A to point B I'll more than likely take it. Especially when it's not in my rig. jk.

By the way, if you won't give out the details about the new zipperlip steelie slot, I won't mention the fact that you hump sheep and goats, that you excitedly take professional pics for Hustler mag's "San Franscisco" edtion, and eat fresh road kill - raw! We can keep the lid on those facts.

Careful now, we wouldn't want the whoooole story to get out now, would we. With all this going on it might get blown way out of proportion.


Fishhead5

Aunty M...thanks for the offer to feed me. If I take out the false teeth can I have some warm milk with my cookies before my nap...

We wassies have officially named that brand new zipper fishin hole on the soppy the "Reel Hole" in honor of its maker. :p Nice slot...holds nice big chrome nates and Team HCP is dialed in on it. Thanks RT ! Ack!

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Steelheadman:
Oh, we think you do need to Steel'! If you don't, no fish for U!

FH & G, ya we do that sometimes down here when there are sections of shallower water that need a little deeper slot shoveled out to make a nice little steelhead holder. It works. Thanks so much for bringing that up FH. But Doug, I do agree with you we shouldn't reveal that method - because you're supposed to get a permit to alter a river, even if only a little, and I do think it would get blown way out of proportion on here! I suggest using slinky weight in it. When the river comes up, you could add a few more football sized rocks at the upper end of it for the fish to sit behind; but then guys could read it a little better, and there goes the zipper slot.

Shoot M, I am already disappointed. You can't even hold you own on this thread. As far as the sailors are concerned, well, they all carry grocery sacks in their back pockets. So Betty or not they are prepared. Sorry, could'nt resist. Would you like a cookie?

Stew, the rumor was true but now I go to Subway. Jared and I have lost tons. I am the guy on the right in his new commercial. You still eating at the OCB? Someone said you had switched to Izzy's. Ya know, Tuesday is all you can eat ribs at Tony Roma's. I hear they will extend that offer for April 13th just to keep ya off the water.

Sure is windy outside. RT must have that flapper of his open again. Shut up RT, I want to fish tomorrow but with all that hot air blowing out from you the Columbia is still a bit rough. Speaking of bragging, be sure to bring your donut seat to the flotilla. I will represent the number of fish in your boat "0".

Hey Burny, you crumbling cracker, bite me.

Nice little poem Aunty. Actually I pray that one to the Lord every night. Not helping much, yet. I'll goof around with it here to see what I can do with it:

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I think about fish, Wassies about sheep.
Please no wrinkles, so I can attract the lassies,
and hide my butt before it attracts gay Wassies.
Please no age spots, please no gray,
as for my belly, what can I say?
Please keep me healthy; please keep me young,
and please dear Lord, keep Oreos number one!