What Makes Life 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are
giving more than 100%? We have all been to those
meetings where someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%?

If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 1819 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but BS will put you over the top.

Hey, our politicians can't be wrong......

Here's a similar joke:

A young turkey took up refuge near a cattle ranch, and lived a long life, always surving hunting season year after year, living in a single tree near the pen of the breed bull. Every year the other animals would see the turkey feeding in the pen of the breed bull and every year the turkey would move higher in the tree it lived in. Years and years passed and the turkey finally lived on the top branch of the tree. One day a young turkey found the old turkey dead at the bottom of the tree. He asked the breed bull, "What happend to the wise old turkey?" The breed bull answered, "I don't know, but it looks like bullsh!t will get you to the top, but bullsh!t won't keep you at the top.