http://koti.mbnet.fi/~soldier/towboat.htm

Right on, Masterbaiter! I still crack up when I see your moniker and with a name like "Masterbaiter" I was expecting to see or hear about something else

Justin,

I can't share those secrets, years of perfection out of necessity when the wife holds out on me for chosing to go fishing rather than stay home and ... !

Rock N Row is cool but what happened to KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID Sauk? I really liked that handle!

Thomas - MB the hard way!

What wasn't shown, but should have been shown, was the real last words of the deck hand saying "Uh...Boss, what's all that brown stuff floating around in here?"

MB, that's funny, man! I changed my moniker just for the hell of it and I am seriously thinking about changing it back. I may soon enough. I like the part about the wife holding out on you, although I am not yet married I do have a girlfriend and I know what you mean "first hand"

Remember that even though my moniker is currently Rock 'n' Row, I am still known to many and always will be KID SAUK.....my name is Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddd....KID SAUK!!!!!! Peace

Well, since no one else is giving any tactics, I'll offer a few...

-30 wet washcloth 'curls' a day
-try to last as long as possible while performing the 'action' as it will be much better in the end
-anytime you take a p*ss, do so intermittently
-above all, constantly remind yourself who's the boss of 'it'

These 4 tips will get you a LONG ways when doing the 'two handed' tango. I got a few more if anybody's interested...

Too funny KB!

'Two Handed' the only way I can get two involved is to switch hit!

After being married 20+years, I give my wife one of 2 choices, I stay in bed or go fishing. She gets my fishing pole for me everytime

Fishhead5