#148542 - 04/09/02 02:35 PM
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Parr
Registered: 03/29/01
Posts: 69
Loc: HUMBOLDT
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Hey!!!!! Why'd ya thro dat won bak? Wuduv been a dandy smoker! Nec tyme givun to me instead of wastin it!
What kind of fish is that? (from the guy fishing next to ya)
Their BITING orange beads today!
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#148543 - 04/09/02 04:17 PM
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Returning Adult
Registered: 03/09/99
Posts: 454
Loc: TACOMA,WA
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crap, where'd that leak come from?...
did you grab my wading shoes?...
FJ, FJ...grab me, GRAB ME...I'm going in!!...
Dogfish, where's your float?...
cover your eyes...
"you like the Dolphins?...they suck"...throw down words!
looks like that fallen tree goes all the way across the river....
It's a buck, the meats still good....
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#148544 - 04/09/02 04:27 PM
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River Nutrients
Registered: 10/04/01
Posts: 3563
Loc: Gold Bar
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Did you bring any spare dry clothes with you?
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#148545 - 04/09/02 04:37 PM
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River Nutrients
Registered: 10/04/01
Posts: 3563
Loc: Gold Bar
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There was an emergency closure: YOU ARE FISHING IN CLOSED WATERS 
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#148546 - 04/09/02 05:12 PM
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Anonymous
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*phusst-uust phusst-uust phusst-uust phusst-uust phusst-uust phusst-uust ooooooooohhhh phusst-uust phusst-uust phusst-uust phusst-uust phusst-uust OH NO, there's a boat coming, hurry up!
*uh, sounds of using a plunger on the porta-potty.
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#148547 - 04/09/02 05:30 PM
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Returning Adult
Registered: 03/09/99
Posts: 454
Loc: TACOMA,WA
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Is that a paint slick coming this way?.....hey RT....j/k
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#148548 - 04/09/02 07:29 PM
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Carcass
Registered: 10/31/02
Posts: 2449
Loc: Portland
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As you approach the rapids "I've never rowed this stretch before..."
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#148550 - 04/10/02 12:47 PM
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Spawner
Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 562
Loc: austin, Minnesota, USA
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Dus ya need help wipin up that mess. I never realized your eye was purple.
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#148551 - 04/10/02 03:45 PM
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The Original Boat Ho
Registered: 02/08/00
Posts: 2917
Loc: Bellevue
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Was it stay to the left or to the right?
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#148552 - 04/10/02 04:22 PM
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Juvenille at Sea
Registered: 09/28/00
Posts: 238
Loc: Kapowsin, Wa
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(Rumbling sound in the background)
Someone says, "Sounds like a lahar coming!"
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#148553 - 04/11/02 06:12 PM
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Carcass
Registered: 10/31/02
Posts: 2449
Loc: Portland
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"Did you get a look at him?"
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#148554 - 04/11/02 06:30 PM
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Spawner
Registered: 04/30/99
Posts: 526
Loc: Lake Forest Dark, Wa
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Willapa River, Fall 1998, brought my roomate along for his first coastal salmon fishing trip out to the coast with my other two die hard fishing buddies. Fishing was slow on the bank and my roomate whined "man, I miss my wife!" which my buddy replied "you can f**k your wife anytime, but you can only f***ing fish here right now!". They almost got in a fist fight  BD
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#148555 - 04/13/02 01:09 AM
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Alevin
Registered: 03/26/02
Posts: 11
Loc: Battle Ground Wa
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#148556 - 04/13/02 11:38 PM
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Juvenille at Sea
Registered: 01/24/01
Posts: 163
Loc: Fort Lewis, WA
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Dueling Banjos....
.....while riding with Pat Graham
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