Ok, all this multi BB trash talkin smack needs some 'splainin for the smacker crackers like C&E. There is a plethora of great smackers on here that can help the crackers learn the fine art of different types and caliber of smackin, and also how to learn to decipher ones directed at you. I will put up just a few, and you grade A TTSA's put in your 2 cents worth of education for these people. (Sponsored by the League of Crackers in Need of Smackin Ammo). ...

- First and foremost, 95% of trash talkin is harmless fun. It needs to be recognizable by the smacker and smackee alike, so as to keep it fun (like my "This Ain't Over Yet" smack thread intended to fire up some more fun flotillas). I'd guess around 5% of this stuff is actually designed to hit a raw nerve or is an attempt to bring cracker smackers closer to the level of the veteran smackers. DO NOT take most of this stuff seriously though!!!

- Next up is *types of smack talk:

* "Basic New York Facial" - this is just a straight forward blast of hot air that is often not well thought out. It lacks of the finer arts of the dig. Dig?

* "Dartmouth Smack" - as it's name implies, this comes from a little higher form of educated smack ammo, and it is quick hitting and short. It often plays on some actual annoying weaknesses of the smackee, but it rarily gets truely mean.

* "Peruvian Suttle" - this is well thought out suttle digs that often fly over the heads of cracker smackers. Again, not meant to be mean. (AuntyM, DJ, and I put a lot of that out, and it sometimes gets taken too seriously - often triggers a Lame Cracker Smacker reply).

* "Lame Cracker Smack" - as this one's name implies, it is lame smack that just doesn't cut it in the big leagues.

* "Discredible Smack" - this is smack that tries to make the reader believe it's actually based on facts, when in reality it's not even close. Lacks intelligence to come up with some good 'prime cut' smackin. (this type is Giz's forte')

* "The Dozens" - Probably the lowest form of pure smackin that originated in the big inner cities. It may not really belong on this BB - unless you can keep it appropriately toned down to acceptability? Sometimes contains sexual innuendos - including about the smackees relatives. Can also contain other strong personal jabs. Be careful with this one; making sure it's obvious fun.

So many others - I can't think of them right now. Need help from some of you top teir smackin dudes to post some of the other types. -------->

I don't know about this RT guy. First, he's always trying to convince people of all the fish he catches with really screwy tactics. Apparently he actually landed a fish during a floatilla recently. :p

Now, he's pretending like he actually knows how to talk smack, and giving advice about it to boot.

Just what kind of cracker are you RT? Ritz?? Saltine?? 'Cause from what I hear you couldn't possibly be a Wheat 'Thin'

RT, you forgot about Pictorial Smack.



SMACK!

It's been my experience the more fish you catch, the less you have to smack talk. Also the less fish you catch the more smack talk there is.

Love the pictorial smack. Obviously RT has lots to learn about smack. Raw nerves, facials, New York, whatever....... Sorry RT, your community college smack is just that.

An what the heck. "Most" of the time it is only in fun. Sometimes it's done just to see if someone gets a little shook up. Seems that my smack did just that. Boinggggggaa!!!!!!! VISA VIA VI!!!!! Gottcha.

Glad you defined all of this stuff for us unlearn-ed cracker types. Ritz anyone. I love Ritz. I think I'll sing or write a poem or something.

Sorry RT, could'nt resist funnin ya. Actually, I was glad I got to finally meet ya at the flotilla. I still have'nt was my hand yet Oooooooouuu, was that New York

Sheesh! You guys need a job.

I just got a job making chocolate cakes Jack would you hire me?

RT, that pic of you with the fish would make a great cover shot for your book...

Steve here is an example of the dozens

"Yo RT you want a facial? I got a facial for ya"

ok you win rt, i wont challenge you to an arm wrestlen contest at bouy 10 on the 24th, i know you would look stupid with a broken ass and a broken arm, i understand.

Thanks Backlash2, C&E, and Boater1 for the perfect examples of cracker smackers! After they read your's above, no further 'splainin to do. :p

And thanks for taking care of JG's weak [Bleeeeep!], Aunty: "Jerry,
Actually, fishing prowess or lack thereof is not indicative of smack talk mastery. Many 10%'ers are also Masters of Smack.
However, Mastery of smack is indicatve of sexual prowess or a lack thereof. Isn't that right RT?"

Right on about the 10%'er's smackin Aunty. But I'm a little by that profound statement of "prowess or lack"? Geeez, obviously it's got to be one or another, right? Duh. So, which is it? I already know the answer of course , just want to see if you really do. ... btw JG, wait until we show you guys up on the Whidbey bobber downs! (jk)

As for you Barker, I mean Parker ~ I, ah I mean Bob, only picked that boot carcus up for a funny photo op. You were the one that took it back to camp to smoke it and eat it - making most of the guys sick just watching you slather it down. Hope you took a lot of underwear on that trip north!

Hey, where's the other distinct smack style descriptions?

RT: The only reason you visit those sites is to dream up what it would be like to have one of that caliber.

(Peanuts Envy Smack) :p

I bet this 'un went over 90% of our audiences' heads...

Look RT, up here in Washington we use the term bobber down, not bob down.

Aunty, I said "smack" talkin, not 'snack' talkin.

We know what kind of site you frequent KB, but I must admit to being a little suprised that JG visits the ohgawdess.com site (Bob down).

If you notice RT I used a small b in bob, out of respect for the big Bob, and out of respect for some of your well known inadequatesies[sp]

What about "in your kitchen" smack talk? I still like the pictorial smack talk. Pictures are worth a thousand words. BTW was that old boot hooked on a pink worm? ouch!!!!..... he he he. sorry could'nt resist with the cracker smack.

A few more to add:

Crack Smack: Any references, derogatory or otherwise to RT's "Broken @ss" or "Plumber's butt"

Black Smack: A type of smack where the ebonics dialect is mainly used. (Hey 'Yall used to be pretty good at this)

Pack Smack: When a whole group of board members gang up and smack down some trouble-making lurker.

Cracker Smacker?!?

Whatever, dude. Just remember, I'm not the one with the donut fetish that has gotten to the point that I pack a rubber one around with me :p

I'm as disappointed in you as Janet Reno's blind date was in her....

okayokay lemme try one

Janet Reno's blind date was in her? Thats disgusting.

Now there's some worthy sheeyat:

- As for my "prowess" comment, it was "strategic ambiguity".

- Crack/Black/Pack Smack.

- I'm as disappointed in you as Janet Reno's blind date was in her....

Ooooooouch! Good ones.

No smack talkin is complete without the obligatory
Ancestrial Smack.
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For example....Your daddy still fishes Eagle Claw. or Your mamma so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. Or, your uncles wouldn't know a Vision hook if it hooked him in the Butt...(sparkey)

Cracker Smack talk rules.