The Bush recession was taking its toll on the company. Downsizing was necessary.

The boss, Rory, was in quandary. He had to let somebody go. He had it narrowed down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision; they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. Rory approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off." "Could you jack off?" she said, "I feel like h3ll."