I have a feeling that ones gonna cost ya Sol!!

He's not alone. My wife confiscated mine, too.

She does loan them back to me to use on special occations.

Losing a testicle would count. I don't want to see anybody's empty nut socket so you'll have to bring it in a glass jar for proof.


Methinks I'll just pay the next ticket to get the goods on the secret spot

Rules are rules and its not worth bi**hing about them...It might hurt your insurance a lot depending on your past driving history so thats something to consider if you fight the ticket, but there isn't really anything to fight is there?