Ok folks, I've stayed up late at night for several motnhs now, checking out the shady world of late night Infomercials. One of which happened to be Jamaican Queen Cleo who does some psychic stuff and can predict the future. Here is what she predicted on her show last night.

1. West Coast rivers will be punched, blowin chow, spittin wood, chocolate milk running vomitous beasts for the next two weeks.

As a result, fishing boards will be littered with arguments regarding gun control, American foreign policy, France, China, Russia, who makes the best hooks, impending war, jig colors, Columbia springers, where to go when the rivers drop, fish handling, inflated gas prices, poor fish management, muddy water rigging ideas (prizes to be donated by RT, Hohwaiin is disqualified this time), and where you can buy fresh sand shrimp and herring.

2. Unseasonable warm spell hits Midwest, melts all the ice on rivers, giant runs of wimpy brats flood the rivers in Michigan, Minnesota Wisconsin, Ohio, Indiana, Pennsylvania, and New York, causing Hawk to fish his big fat a** off till June when the rivers dry up.

She also predicted that he would troll the board at strange hours of the night posting pics, and stirring the pot.

Gone fishin instead of just a biatching. Peace

It must really be cold back there. Sounds like you have been housebound for months. Entirely too much time on your hands. Maybe an indoor hobby of some sort?

Yep she's been an ugly one. As of last week, three of the Great lakes were ice covered.

Dude, you must be new on this board....
Nothing like that ever goes on.
You may be entitiled to a refund from her. I understand she is under investigation from the DOJ or something.
Check on it.

You're not refering to the indoor hobby, I hope.

Nope. I got a real keeper. If I was smart, I'd give up fishing, and just perfect an indoor technique.