this one time at band camp, Micropterus101 was taking a tinkle on a electric fence and got shocked and after going to the emergency room lost all abilities in his shooter.

Ha,Ha,Ha!

It may have shocked the shooter but it didnt hurt the squirt! Heh,Heh! In all reality the only instrament I ever played was a one stringer called the fish on banjo, and I have not been fortunate enough to relieve myself on an electric fence yet (I say that while knocking on wood!).

I do have a few stories about rockfish though besides pissing off any wildlife within sight like sea lions, and bucks in rut (I definetly wouldnt want to go into detail about the buck incident on the board!) I would also say he would be great to take bear hunting. I guess the three pound trout he caught with his hands was pretty good too until I let him know It was attached to a fishing line stringer I had put it on! or theres the catail incident where someone told him catails were good for wiping your arse in the woods(this also i would not think I should give further details on ) .
Did you ever think about sticking a corky in your nose before? Me either, but Rockfish did! that was good for a trip to the emergency room. He's also the only person I know that actually hooked himself in the MOUTH! I dont know how?

I'll save the rest for part two!