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#193472 - 04/07/03 02:51 PM Surgeon's best patient
CWUgirl Offline
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Registered: 11/19/02
Posts: 367
Loc: Seattle, WA
Although I don't necessarily agree, I thought you guys would enjoy this...

Subject: A nice change to an old one

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up,
everything inside is numbered,"

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color-coded,"

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are
the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers. They always understand when you have a few parts
left over at the end and when the job takes longer than you
said it would."

But the fifth surgeon, Dr. Morris Fishbein, shuts them
all up when he observes: "The French are the easiest to
operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls and no spine.
Plus the head and ass are interchangeable."
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#193473 - 04/07/03 03:17 PM Re: Surgeon's best patient
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Registered: 10/13/00
Posts: 9013
Loc: everett
rofl rofl rofl rofl
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#193474 - 04/07/03 03:26 PM Re: Surgeon's best patient
herm Offline
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Registered: 02/06/02
Posts: 306
Loc: hermanghardtke@yahoo.com
rofl rofl rofl rofl
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#193475 - 04/07/03 03:50 PM Re: Surgeon's best patient
Dave D Offline
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Registered: 10/04/01
Posts: 3563
Loc: Gold Bar
beer
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#193476 - 04/07/03 03:51 PM Re: Surgeon's best patient
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Registered: 11/20/01
Posts: 391
Loc: Auburn
beer That was good! rofl
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#193477 - 04/07/03 05:55 PM Re: Surgeon's best patient
minibear Offline
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Registered: 11/25/02
Posts: 249
Loc: T-town
beer laugh beer laugh

good one!!!!!!!

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#193478 - 04/07/03 07:57 PM Re: Surgeon's best patient
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Registered: 02/11/03
Posts: 283
Loc: Renton, WA
laugh thumbs
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#193479 - 04/07/03 08:16 PM Re: Surgeon's best patient
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Registered: 03/14/00
Posts: 179
Loc: Lynnwood, Wa. USA
beer banana banana

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#193480 - 04/07/03 09:18 PM Re: Surgeon's best patient
JohnnyDeep Offline
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Registered: 01/24/03
Posts: 254
Loc: Renton WA
beer
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#193481 - 04/08/03 01:43 AM Re: Surgeon's best patient
Big Bad Voodoo Daddy Offline
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Registered: 10/15/01
Posts: 888
Loc: Enumclaw
hehehe i love it

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#193482 - 04/08/03 11:09 AM Re: Surgeon's best patient
Rapid Robert Offline
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Registered: 01/11/02
Posts: 624
Loc: Selah Wa.
beer good one!
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