Naw, mine is, "Watch out where the Huskies go, don't you eat that yellow snow." uh hunh.

Never give up

Never drink to much when floating an unfamiliar river. Sheeat can happen quick!

Always check wind direction before relieving thyself

O k then, always pack toilet paper or wear old t-shirts.

LtlCleo's last tip is waaay important. Along those lines, I always have a complete change of clothes in my truck. About onece a year I manage to get soaked, and I know from expirence that driving home 50 miles in soaking wet clothes is no fun.

A great way to balance a rod is to buy some weights that are used for balancing tennis rackets, they are self adhesive and you can find them at any sporting goods store. Once you have applied the right amount to the butt end of the rod, dip it in plasti dip coating and your done.

chock wheels on steep ramps
clean and lube reels periodically
bank fishermen-don't wade if you don't need to
store rods properly when not in use
carry regs with you
keep a couple blankets in vehicle,food ,safety stuff etc.

On the same lines as ltlcleo Iv'e done this with spinners for years with great success.
It works in the top end of run where the water drops down quickly where the agressive fish are at. There is a bit of learning this technique due to getting the propper blade rotation under the water conditions that your fishing. You'll know when you have achieved this, your strike will be violent and hard from mostly big fish.