OK, seems like things have calmed down a bit, so I was thinking it might be time for a little fun and games. With Bob’s permission, I propose a contest to see who can be the first to “Name that River”.
I was grounded this weekend, so I went through some of the old archives and stumbled upon some pictures of THE most memorable driftboat trip I have ever taken (and there have been some doozies let me tell you). But this was a once-in-a-lifetime experience that was beyond expectations in more ways than any of us could have ever imagined. But already I’m giving away far too much information, so more on that later.
Here’s what I propose:
The first person that can name this river, the area or section and how you arrived at your answer (a guess is acceptable), will win a GRAND PRIZE of a slightly used, but highly prized, Original Little Cleo Wigl Lure (see picture below).
Rules:
1. Winner will be determined after next Sunday.
2. If there is no correct answer by Sunday, additional clues will be provided until a winner is finally determined on the subsequent Sunday.
3. You may post as many times as you wish, but only your first post will be eligible to win the GRAND PRIZE (see picture below).
4. The river is located somewhere in the northwest, which we will limit to the states of WA or OR.
Please understand that all due consideration has been given to your concerns about disclosure of a favorite Zipperlip. If you are the least bit concerned about posting a zipperlip, have no worries, as it would be an incorrect answer anyway; so don’t bother posting. If you are still concerned then simply PM me and I will reassure you that it is DEFINITELY NOT that river. Which brings us to the first (and only) clue you should need:
Where no man had ever drifted before,
Man will drift no more.
Pure as fresh snow melt,
The zipper has given way
To a locked chastity belt.
Lotsa luck.