Perfect Robert, That ***** is the exact reason why the Dawgs are were they are at!!!!!

They need to Hire Don James as the New A.D.
Or the guy from L.S.U

He has done a great job there.
Peace Superfly

Silly Coog..........you know what they say in Vegas? Don't bet against a streak.


You know what the difference is between a Coog and a Duck?

Neither do I.


First it was the pondcrappers telling everyone how they were the "new force" in the Pac-10...........now it's those silly Coogs. But the Ducks kinda disappeared........we'll have to see about those Coogs.

3 10-win seasons seasons in a row......impressive.

No Rose Bowl win since 1916........not impressive.

Losing 5 straight to your cross-state rival......not impressive.


UW has a 26 year no-losing-season record to protect. The Coogs will have to bring their best game to pull it off.

IT'S APPLE CUP FRIDAY, DAWGS & COUGS !! LET'S HEAR SOME SMACK.

GO HUSKIES !!

Huskies have won 5 AC in a row???? We didn't notice, I guess it a sad day in huskyville when the cougs look PAST the dogs! :p Maybe next year nevada, cal, and zona will too!

New streaks for dogs - 1 year in a row with a losing season, 1 strait loss in the AC, no bowl game!, and another NCAA violation! You guys are ROLLING!!!

You have our pity.

GO COUGARS!

This was in the PI. A great schdule for all you from probation nation!


Guilt washes over me on rare occasions, and this is one of them. If Huskies fans want to ease the pain, it's helpful to know what to expect and how to act. The Go 2 Guy's Apple Cup day planner is specially designed for them:


Saturday

6:45 a.m. -- You see Cody Pickett riddle the Coug secondary, throwing his fifth touchdown pass to Reggie Williams. You see Gilby smiling. You see a sober Coug. You stand and cheer and look at the scoreboard: Washington 41, WSU 6. Your alarm goes off.

8 a.m. -- Drink first Bloody Mary and make it a double. Play "Bow Down to Washington" on your CD player, hoping you will hear it later.

9 a.m. -- Read Ted Miller's story in P-I to find out if Huskies are going to lose by three touchdowns or four touchdowns. Play "Tequila" on your CD player, hoping you will hear it later.

11:33 a.m. -- Listen to Huskies great Hugh Millen on KJR's pregame show and thank the football gods your 40th birthday won't be ruined today.

Noon -- Arrive at Husky Stadium on your Chris-Craft. Fire off siren from boat and finally get a grip, knowing you won't hear it later.

12:30 p.m. -- Drink first glass of chardonnay.

1:15 p.m. -- Think about how cool it would be to defend your Northwest Championship.

1:16 p.m. -- Realize the booze is kicking in if you think that will actually happen.

1:30 p.m. -- Privately wish Neuheisel was still in charge because he's 4-0 against the Cougars. But don't tell anyone. Bad-mouth his recruits instead.

1:45 p.m. -- Sample the braised lamb, commiserate with fellow tailgaters, make conversation by asking if the players have quit on Gilby.

1:46 p.m. -- Receive answer from fellow tailgaters: "Of course they have, you idiot! What a stupid question."

2:01 p.m. -- Daydream about somehow beating the Cougars, keeping that bogus non-losing streak intact and sneaking through the back door to the Las Vegas Bowl.

2:02 p.m. -- Realize that you're really hammered now.

2:12 p.m. -- Notice drunken, belligerent Coug fans making fools of themselves two tailgates over.

2:13 p.m. -- Eliminate redundancies. Notice Coug fans two tailgates over.

2:48 p.m. -- Rehash losses to Nevada, Arizona and Cal. Wonder how in the world Dave Samek of dawgman.com could have forecast a 12-0 season for your sorry squad.

3:03 p.m. -- Tell yourself, what the hell, it's going to be ugly, might as well have another. Down 13th glass of chardonnay.

3:25 p.m. -- Enter stadium with purple-and-gold sack over your head.

6:05 p.m. -- Leave stadium in third quarter with Huskies trailing 45-6. Make that 45-0 -- you forgot both field goals were blocked. Pelt taunting Coug fan with plastic bottles. Curse Cody and Gilby. Blame Hedges and Neuheisel.

7:30 p.m. -- Arrive home in Medina, Hunts Point or Laurelhurst.

7:35 p.m. -- Call postgame show to vent. Hear Dick Baird say: "Well, the kids tried hard."

7:45 p.m. -- Ponder pending lawsuits and sanctions, wonder if bowl ban will include the 2004 Silicon Valley Classic.


Monday

8 a.m. -- Cancel season tickets.

Wow, now that about somes it up. Should be a great game for us Loyal Cougs. I like the last line best...Cancel season tickets.

GOOOO!!! COOUUGGSSS!!!

Dawgs have a new secret weapon.

Something so awful, so vile, that it has never been used in a football game before.

Once our weapon is on the field, the Coogs will run for their lives.

So here it is...........UW's secret weapon "The Face".

Funny thread Elkrun

Where's everyone today?.....shot your AC wad yesterday?

Must be readin the PI to see if Cody Pick-it and Reggie(I'm saving myself for the NFL)Williams are going to show up tomarrow.....

DanS, I thought you Huskies would almost enjoy that Picture and Link as much as I did LOL....scary B!tch

......Ohiwishiwasafuskie

GO COUGS !!!!

AAAAAHHHH! speaking of weopons of mass destruction!!! That face peeking out of a helmet changes everything.... I'm worried now! I think they keep her around hoping she can scare of the NCAA inspectors!

Just a heads up to the few coog "fans" that can afford tickets to the game (they aren't free at Husky Stadium like they are at Martin), they don't sell anything in bottles. So, after the coogs get their asses kicked and you want to throw stuff at our players again, you will need to bring your own ammo.

That consecutive 10 win season bit sure would be more impressive if the kitties could have taken care of business in the AC instead of doing their customary bendover move. You might have been able to avoid getting your ass kicked in the Rosebowl and instead, gotten it kicked in a NC bowl.

"Coug'd it" wasn't a phrase that was just made up. To much history for it to change now.

Dawgs 42 - 20 over the UW rejects.

PredatorDawg...."the face", pretty much sums up your Huskie season.................. Freakin Train Wreck!

Is it any wonder Udud can't hire a president, who'd want it LOL

.......ohiwishiwasafuskie

GO COUGS !!!

RR,

When I saw that picture I was freakin scared! Then I realized "IT" is actually on 'our' side which is very painful I will fully admit. Please haul her ass back to the dry side for us after the game...

GO DAWGS!!

"haul her ass back to the dry side"....Hell ship her ass back to Neverland.....You better hurry up, she's almost completed her job.....distroyin your program.


GO COUGS !!!!

Give me a break RR, even Michael Jackson wouldn't stoop THAT low!

This is a damn funny thread. Elk run is cracking me up!

All I can say about BOTH Washington teams is that THANK GLUB WE'RE NOT FROM OREGON!!!!



GO DAWGS!

If Bill Clinton said "I did not have sex with that woman, Mrs. Hedges"......

I'D BELIEVE HIM

I wouldn't...........he called her a woman. That's a fargin' lie!

I'm starting toi notice that Dan is trying the best that he can with little Huskie support. So I just have one thing to say.

GO DAWGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I couldn't believe my eyes..the best team in the world is only favored by 6 1/2 points against the "lowly, has been, cheatin puppies"


Go DAWGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No PS - not the best in the world, but for sure in the northwest.... maybe the pac ten (if UCLA shows some sack!) I know many a pup fan who were begging for 21 points today! I gave thm 13....( feeling generous.) I just hope the cougs aren't looking past the cellar of the PAC 10... To some REAL competition! :p

GO COUGS!!!!

first off elkrun i dont see why u can even consider the coogs the best team in the pac10, when they got stomped by USC, and second of all to all u big time "yay we have already won" coog fans. The game aint even been played yet. Huskies arent on no loosing AC streak either. Even the Fox Sports Net guy says the huskies have a great chance. Its the seniors last game. U dont think they are going to show up for this. I mean all we should be saying is that this is going to be a great game and we all should have a great time watching it.

It is all one big conspiracy, Barbara Hedges has been taking a kickback from the WAZZU Alums to destroy the Husky athletic program, and it's working. GO COUGS!