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#262364 - 11/26/04 04:55 PM Hey Todd, this one's for you....
eyeFISH Ornamental Rice Bowl Registered: 11/24/03 Posts: 12618	My daughter told me this one.... it's pretty funny. Three schoolboys were bragging to each other about their father's occupations. Johnny: My daddy's a a firefighter. $\:D$ Mark: Oh yeah, my daddy's a soldier. Tyler: Hah! :rolleyes: My daddy's a lawyer! Johnny and Mark: WOW... *honest!?* Tyler: Nah... just the regular kind. :p (Sorry Todd, just couldn't resist) _________________________ "Let every angler who loves to fish think what it would mean to him to find the fish were gone." (Zane Grey) "If you don't kill them, they will spawn." (Carcassman) The Keen Eye MD Long Live the Kings!
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#262365 - 11/26/04 05:07 PM Re: Hey Todd, this one's for you....
Todd Dick Nipples Registered: 03/08/99 Posts: 27838 Loc: Seattle, Washington USA	Hmmmm...... I'll have to see if I can dredge up any doctor jokes...there have to be a few around! $\:D$ Fish on... Todd _________________________ Team Flying Super Ditch Pickle
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#262366 - 11/26/04 05:43 PM Re: Hey Todd, this one's for you....
Captain Nemo Parr Registered: 11/22/04 Posts: 41 Loc: Woodinville, WA	Have you heard the one about the young nurse who went out on a fishing charter boat with three doctors and came back with a big red snapper? _________________________ C a p t a i n N e m o
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#262367 - 11/27/04 11:31 AM Re: Hey Todd, this one's for you....
Preston Singletary Returning Adult Registered: 03/29/99 Posts: 373 Loc: Seattle, WA USA	Have you heard that many research workers have started using lawyers instead of rats? They give three reasons: 1. There is less likelihood of developing an emotional attachment to a lawyer than to a rat. 2. Lawyers proliferate faster than rats. 3. And, of course, you can get lawyers to do things that a rat would never do. All in fun; all of my lawyer acquaintances thought (or appeared to think) it was funny. _________________________ PS
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#262368 - 11/27/04 10:45 PM Re: Hey Todd, this one's for you....
Sol River Nutrients Registered: 12/19/03 Posts: 7477 Loc: Poulsbo	There was a lawyer, a doctor and an engineer..................... $;\)$ Many a joke is had at the expence of lawyers---lets hear some more. $\:D$ $\:D$ $\:D$
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