20%

Maybe I lost some points when I walked in to that lesbian convention the other day and barked out "Ok, which one of you cupcakes is making me dinner!"

Whew!!! 13% Must have been cuz I trim my mono brow, and admitted to trimming my pubic hair

A solid 20% Gay. Must have been the pubic trim. The key is not to go too short.

Yea on the meter. It starts to go up, and you keep waiting for it to stop..NOOOOOOOO!!

They never said anything about giving your fishing bud a swat on the ars after landing a nice fish, whew!

6% here.

But what a crock. I know it was meant for 'fun' and all, but it is really just another twisted attempt to attack the masculine role in our society.

Someone noted:

"IT says I am way to straight for these modern times?? What's that about?? "

Gotta love these 'progressive' liberals. They want it both ways... Being 'gay' is NOT a choice - remember? Oh wait, but apparently there is a part of each of us that is a little gay or something, right? And if we are 'holding back' on that 'gayness' that we all have, then we are just not 'with the times'.

I bet if a person was a flaming gaywad that scored 100%, the 'test' would say they need to be more 'straight'.

The 'progressive' agenda is to eliminate traditional gender roles and even 'traditional' sexual roles. We should be free to 'experiment both ways'. There isn't really 'male' and 'female', but a gradient of sexual fluidity that should be explored by each individual.

I'm bringing this up because it struck me again as I watched Gloria Steinem (sp?) on TV the other day telling us how the traditional masculine role was the reason for the columbine killings, serial killers, and other very scary things. Her 'proof' was that these actions were done by 100% WHITE, middle class, educated MALES. She conveniently left out other statistics on violent crime committed by non-whites....

The problem isn't with the traditional role of men and women and our sexual identities -the problem is these wack jobs trying to undercut the foundation of a healthy society - the family unit and the embracing of our masculinity and women's femininity. Men these days are struggling with what a man should be...

Sorry for the rant.... now go ahead and flame me...

Whew! got a 6% score. luckily the doc says i need to lose a little weight so I figure at if I loose at least six percent of my body weight I will be 100% hetro. Of course if I gain weight does that mean I have I may become more gay. I guess that might be the incentive I need to get on the treadmill!
By the way, is the dancing banana imoticon straight or gay??

I also liked how many of the questions assumed you were starting with a low moral compass to begin with - like '"f you are going to sleep with a stranger, who's place would you go to?"

20% here too, but after looking at the "Boobies for peace" calendar, that 20% got knockered down to 0%.

23% Gay

"TiVo thinks I'm Gay!"

36% here. Hmmm... maybe it's a coincidence, but I was born in San Francisco!!

PP - Another SHINING example of Christian tolerance and empathy from you huh? :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Must be a real b!tch finding pants that will accomodate that stick protruding from your posterior.

10% -- Walking talking straight man ! I 'm way too straight for these modern times ? ?? , I didn't know one could be too straight ? Good News for me But I am a little worried about some of you guys !! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

4Salt - I could just borrow your rear zipper "San Fran Special" leather pants. Or did you leave them at GH's when you had your little sleep over?

23% gay, but I lied on on the questions, so now I'm really worried. It all started when I "accidentally" spilled an entire guide-sized bottle of shrimp oil in my waders on a warm spring afternoon. At first I didn't like it, but then . . . .

Now how would a fine upstandin' Christian boy like yerself know anything about rear-zipper leather pants there PP?

Sounds to me like you got some 'first-hand' experience!

Your turn...

Okay, the reason I left this in here rather than moving to the other forum was that this was all intentioned in good fun w/o need for political debate.

We can either keep it that way, or I'll be happy to chop off about the last 10-12 posts

30% for me.....thought i'd be the only one, but the pube trimming is quite the popular pasttime among fishermen, it seems!


willy

T-Dodge...

4Salt -

Bob - feel free to chop mine if you want (my initial commentary that is )

Sol, i new someone was going to post somethin about how football can be found gay, i think i'll blame all the football i watch for about 8% of my 23%

Ok, I tried this again shooting for 100% just to see what it would say at the end, the best I can do is 80%, to which it says "Careful! You're not a gay cliche yet, but are well on your way. Bet all the girlie girls just adore you!"

I'm not sure which answers still keep me from 100%, I guess that means I couldn't be gay if I tried!!

update to my 40% gayness. after pondering my inner feelings I decided. 1) give it to the wife reeeeel good last night and, 2) retake the test!. well I'm proud to announce i'm down to 26% gay !!!!!.... Glad I saved the reciept for the man purse I bought last night. no no just kiddin, it was a tackle wallet

Steve, I just watched a guy TRY to score high, and he managed 93%.

Here is the message:

"you frivolous, camp queen! You're way to gay for this day and age, but someday the world will catch up!"