About John Kerry's Foreign Endorsements.

The John Kerry campaign is debating whether to release its list of foreign endorsements to the press.

Here is a rough draft...

List of Key Foreign Endorsements John Kerry Campaign - DRAFT COPY

Jacques Chirac, President Republic of France The French President shares Senator Kerry's taste in wine and women and never lets the secret service push him to the ground. Says Chirac, "Middle America is fat and uncultured." Adds Kerry, "The French military has been underrated by historians."

Kim Jong-Il, Dear Leader Democratic People's Republic of Korea Senator Kerry met the Dear Leader at a School of the Americas protest in Fort Benning, Georgia. The Dear Leader was selling North Korean flags and lapel pins, and denouncing capitalism. Kim Jong-Il: "I support Senator Kerry's attempts in the Senate to dismantle the American military and intelligence apparatus." Kerry: "I think my wife might like that flag."

Yassar Arafat, Chairman Palestinian National Authority Chairman Arafat and John Kerry met at the 1991 World Anti-Zionist Convention, where they swapped stories with David Duke and exchanged wealth preservation and tax avoidance tips. Arafat: "Matzel Tov! Together we will defeat Ariel Sharon and his lackey President Bush." Kerry: "You are a statesman and a role model, and you can print that."

Sheikh Ahmed Yassin, Spiritual Leader Palestine Senator Kerry met Sheikh Ahmed Yassin at a 1974 teach-in at the Sorbonne, "American Imperialism and Zionism, the Two Greatest Threats to Peace Today." Yassin: "Jihad will continue and the resistance will continue until we have victory, or we will be martyrs." Kerry: "We do not need another barrier to peace. Provocative and counterproductive measures only harm Israel’s security..."

Mahathir Mohamed, Former Prime Minister Federation of Malaysia Senator Kerry had a private meeting with Dr. Mohamed after his scholarly speech at Harvard University, "1.3 billion Muslims cannot be defeated by a few million Jews." Said Mohamed, "The Jews rule this world by proxy. They get others to fight and die for them." Kerry: [sg - Do we want this guy's endorsement?]

Daniel Ortega Sandinista National Liberation Front Kerry: "No one who supports the contras has dared stand up and say, 'The contras can win,' because they cannot.'" Ortega: "How's your bracket, John?"

Kofi Annan, Secretary General United Nations Senator Kerry met Kofi Annan at a 1991 Sierra Club Spotted Owls are People Too conscience-raising benefit fundraiser in Seattle. Annan: "I care passionately about international species bio-diversity." Kerry: "The US should provide more money for that."

Ho Chi Minh, Founder Democratic Republic of Vietnam Thoughtful people and historians presume Ho, had he lived longer, would have offered Senator Kerry a Cabinet position -- Propaganda Minister -- in the new government. Ho: "Down with Yankee imperialism." Kerry: "Hey, hey, Ho, Ho, George W. Bush has got to go!"

Muammar Qadhafi, Colonel Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriya

Saddam Hussein, President-in-Exile and Victim of Anglo-Zionist Aggression Republic of Iraq Senator Kerry was one of Hussein's principal supporters during the Zionist-inspired, Anglo-led invasion of Iraq in 1991 (Kuwait is actually the 19th province of Iraq). Hussein: "I hate the Bush family." Kerry: "I voted against every single weapons program the US military used against you in 2003."

Madonna International Human Rights Activist, Scholar, Teacher London Senator Kerry is long-time listener and disciple of the philosopher-poet Madonna, who lives full-time in London. Madonna: "I find the language of George W offensive." Kerry: "Wow."

very clever

Plunk, very clever indeed!! Methinks you need to go fishing, you obviously have too much time on your hands.

We ALL need to go fishing...I am sand bagging in my office instead of doing hundreds of chores...I missed fishing on the CR for springeers yesterday due to a PSA state board meeting and an RFA meeting...on a bright sunny hot day sitting in a meeting room for 6 hours....geez....not good posts on the fishing board so politics will have to do