Like I said all you got to do is get in my face and confront me for calling you a Chicken sissy as you said you would if I came over to that Pier. Please come over and have a chat with the tallest guy on the Pier. I will be there if weather permits. Hoping that's tomorrow, if not Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday AM for sure.

Like I said, there want be any dought when you see me and you will know that I am the guy you need to speak to for direspecting you. So until you get some guts and look up and down the Pier to check to see who come close to fitting that description and then move in for a formal greeting, You are full of crap. But what do you expect of a Cyber Coward?

Don't be surprised if many cyber viewers (even midgets) come out there screaming my name or yelling Scott while trying to impersonate me, (so that they can give you a good butt whipping because you seem to be begging for one) but as I said, I will be on the down low and will expect for you to know that the real guy will be the tallest and will respond when only Scott ask for the package of special huckleberries.

By the way Scott, I know the law (I have the best legal team that money can't buy and use the stongest knots known, so no breaking off at the hook eye for a toothless Wacky fish) and it's important that you come to me with your stupidity before it's legal for me to respond and deliver the package. If you have a probelm with JLH, then find the guy that fits that descrition and bingo!

Get the net ready it's a lousy Scott fish. But we can use his sorry asp for bait.

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If you fight as good as you 'Google', you probably could.

BTW--No Jolly Pink Giant sightings.

I think she is using "take " in a different context :p :p

It's more fun watching you inspector Clouseau types specualte about someone as if it where important. How would someones identity change anything if you did not know them?

Boy what a great day of fishing on Seacrest Pier. Got there around 6:45 and didn't leave until noon. !0 bright kings in the net and 4 crackered off was this mornings count. Again I made the rounds. Was much taller than anyone else on that Pier. But guess what? Rory "Ray Charles" Wakco showed up again with poor vision. Had a nice fat package of juicy Huckleberries with his name on them, but no one came over to the big guy for the delivery. But you know how those cyber Chicken hawks are. They always put their foot in their mouse.

Gonna be over there early mornings as long as the fish are showing up. I think the rain has help to bring in new fish because last week most of the fish were turning brownish.

Again, I was all over that Pier and there was no way not to see me unless you were blind or a Chicken turd as Wakco is. I guess I will have to have my friend Wyatt Earp get me more details on this clown fish so that I can get him the package that he keep begging for, but his Ray Charles vision is not helpful.

Anyway I will keep the Huckleberries fresh for you until the scabs on your eyes have healed. By the way, where did you get your braille fishing outfit.?

Between you and I SCOTT I think that we are close enough now for you to call me DOC. Doc Holiday the master of Chicken Scott Wakco bait fish.


Get the net! Plenty of SCOTT bait for everyone. See you BAIT!

Maybe if you did one of those Yoga poses you would be easier to spot?

I bet it's hard to do yoga being a 6'5" ,255, 2% body fat, 500lb benchpressing, 4th degree black belt,10 fish catching with top of the line gear internet specimen.

Rory, I don't know you, but you better be very careful of who you're calling a Jolly Pink Giant. I have met JLH, and when you do finally meet this guy, I think you will be very surprised.
I have fished with him and he is a genuinely nice guy. Believe me, you don't have to look hard on that pier to guess which one he is. Do look for the tallest guy built like a wall.

Also, if you are the Scott that drives a red/burgundy Toyota truck,(or did) then I have meet you previously, and if not then that was someone else.

The King

Maybe if you did one of those Yoga poses you would be easier to spot?
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The yoga will come in handy for sticking clown bait fish, tail first on my hook. Better yet, the bait is all ready on and getting plenty of attention as the sharks are circling. Thanks to my yoga, I keep plenty of bait for the sharing.

The King

I bet it's hard to do yoga being a 6'5" ,255, 2% body fat, 500lb benchpressing, 4th degree black belt,10 fish catching with top of the line gear internet specimen.
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Why did you leave out the Huckleberries?

There were 10 fish caught and 7 landed by 9:00 am.

The nicest was a bright 25 lbs hen caught by a hen that my friend gutted for her to get a nice skein of eggs.

The fact that one of us was man enough to post their real name and exact time they would be somewhere vs. someone else that won't post their real name and hides behind a computer moniker and lets their cowboy movie inspired cyber fists fly behind the safety of a computer keyboard pretty much says it all.

Rory Wakco Chicken

The nicest was a bright 25 lbs hen caught by a hen that my friend gutted for her to get a nice skein of eggs.
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Next time please ask the friend that gutted that fish to point to you the biggest guy on the Pier so that he can remedy your Little Stevie Wonder visual disability. Because, he himself made that very observation that "he is glad to see someone larger than him because he feels funny being around runts all the time". Ask him who he discussed that with and you will get Huckleberry relief asap.

I was watching you and closely and you never made a move to come near the tallest person this AM. Just tell him ( me, the tall guy) that you are SCOTT and was hoping that I was JLH and you got Huckleberry Pie.

My real name is John Lee Hookum,( some people have last names that reference what they do, such as Goldman for a person associated with precious metals, or Silverman for a Jeweler and the special name of Hookum for someone that's born to fish) but I have several nick names, one being Doc. They call me Doc because I operate with surgical precision while handleing SCOTT stink bait, which make for the best Hookset.

Like I said before, I know that you wish my name was as easy as yours, (SCOTT at SEACREST PIER) but easy names make for a quick and easy catch for the bait snatchers. Especially when the name is asociated with all the detail as to where to place the net to trap your slimy specimen of a yellow CHICKEN Scott bait fish.

Also, the good bait usually come with the generic Scott Wakco lable that everyone likes. That's the only brand that the cyber fisherman are asking for.

JLH,

This unfortunate thread has gone on long enough.

This whole stupid thing started when you continually suggested that someone who happened to make a different career choice than someone else several years ago was somehow a coward for supporting our troops regardless of whether history proves what they've carried recently was adviseble or not.

You've publically accused me of being a rascist and a nazi--when I challenged you to back up those statements by re-posting any racist statements I've made on this forum--you haven't.

Fortunately no one has attempted to personally attack me in person verbally or otherwise.

This is America and everyone is entitled to an opinion on politics and national security--it's un-American to suggest otherwise.

I wish this whole thing had never started, and if we could start over that would be fine by me.

But you've made some pretty serious threats, including turning someone into shark or crab bait. One thing that has 'stuck with me' is that you said you were going to, "operate with surgical precision". If that's some 'not so suttle hint' that you're going to pull a knife on someone--one should keep in mind that 2nd Amendmaent rights are cherished for just such occasions.

I hope I was wrong about what I suspected you may have been hinting at---I also hope we can wipe this ugly slate clean and start over.

Rory

Rory

I hope I was wrong about what I suspected you may have been hinting at---I also hope we can wipe this ugly slate clean and start over.
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I was never the one with an axe to grind. It was you that dared JLH to come to that Pier and I simple showed you that I would, and made myself available for you to teach The Jolly Pink Giant a lesson for calling you a Chicken Hawk. Next time before you invite someone to your house for a booth party be sure to come over and at least show some appreciation for their attendance. :rolleyes:

I still consider you a Chicken hawk based on the accepted definition of a Chicken hawk. Remember the sticks and stones saying from your childhood? Well as and adult it stilll applies. Remember that strong wind I walked into that you mentioned? At no time did I have any concerns for any severe weather events or a hostile posse.

I hope that you have learned a lesson and never, I mean never call someone out because they are expressing their freedom of speech.

You were very aware that I considered all the legal ramifications of my actions. That's why I insisted that you come to my face with that ax for grinding and not visa versa. I'm intellegent enough to choose a scenario where I get to kick butt and you still get sent to the slammer with the bloody nose. That's still the case, and unless you choose to bring it on yourself by your own actions, you have absolutely nothing to worry about. Had to show you that your Words would never keep me from any public place that I choose to fish.

I could understand why you didn't walk over and ask to be called a Chicken hawk, because you don't like hearing it and you knew dame well that's You would hear it just for the asking.

I have been on the Planet long enough to recognize a racist, so don't assume that the accusation goes without merit. No need to be defensive. I sure hope that the real truth is that I'm wrong as humans can often be.

JLH

I feel much better about this thread now.

Way to move on you guys.