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Some folks like to say that Bush is a decendant of Yogi Bera by the stupid way he talks .
I apologise to Yogi Bera, as this was someone elses mistaken opinion .It is evident that
Bush is his own knid of a Moron , and no connection / relation to Mr. Yogi Bera. In fact
if Yogi Bera actually knew that this kind of comparison was made, between him and the
Moron, Yogi sure has the right to be upset.


The first three years...
can the English language survive?


"The vast majority of our imports come from outside
the country."
- George W. Bush


"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush


"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is ........to be prepared."
- George W. Bush


"I have made good judgments in the past."
"I have made good judgments in the future."
- George W. Bush



"The future will be better tomorrow."
- George W. Bush



"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- George W. Bush



"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- George W. Bush


"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO."
"We have a firm commitment to Europe, We are a part of Europe."
- George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy."
- George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
- George W. Bush


"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- George W. Bush

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession
that teach our children."
- George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment.
It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- George W. Bush

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- George W. Bush


And something to be REALLY worried about:





SO

"PLEASE GOD, PLEASE HELP AMERICA!"

Kerry is less-than-hot in the "speechifying" department as well... here's an example:

This is a quote from a CNN report on Kerry responding to the "global test" remark he made during the first debate.

Quote: "I'm never going to allow America's security to be outsourced. That's the job of the president.

"But I can do a better job of protecting America's security because the test that I was talking about was a test of legitimacy, not just in the globe, but elsewhere. " endquote.


Anyone wishing to poke fun at Kerry-- and why not? he's a visible target for humor-- can take his statement about "outsourcing" the security of the US as the job of the president and run with that.

However, his desire to "test the legitimacy" of his plans on the globe "and elsewhere" can ask where else, or who else, he's intending to contact. Little green men? All the way to Mars?

There's a reason that Kerry isn't quoted directly in the press very much. If you listen carefully to what he is saying, his eloquence fades fast. The difference here, I think, is that Bush doesn't have the spinmeisters that Space Cadet Kerry does...

And this doesn't even touch the "I voted for it before I voted against it" business... or was that the reverse?

My $.02,

Keith

J.L.h. now doesnt that just make you proud to call W. our president?
I can hear the cry-babies now when we send that AWOL coward packing....................

He is the worst President in the History.

How can someone that says...("The vast majority of our imports come from outside
the country." - George W. Bush) become President in the first place? I thought it took brains to qualify for such an important position, with the future of Planet Earth at stake.

I have one question to ask him about his statement and that is, how is it possible for the remaining imports to come from inside the country?

He is an absolute moron of an AWOL coward at that!

you asked how he became president, nepotism. If his daddy was not G.w.h. then no-one would have taken him serious about anything. Isn't it amazing that a dullard like him could get people to invest in his hair-brained and then back him for govenor, then president. People will whore themselves out for that dollar bill, amazing.............Fishy.

Need a Laugh !

http://www.jibjab.com

Try "This Land"

Boy this dumb thread has brought out some really intelligent responses....wow

Well sometimes a person has to get down to the level of that person with which he is conversing with.................Fishy.

JOKE.....


A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says, "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A British doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

TheTexas doctor, not to be outdone, says,
"You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work."

JLH, that is funny, but for the half that are still looking the truth hurts. Were it not for his daddy and his brother stealing the last election, that AWOL COWARD, would never have been called our president....Fishy.

Way to fuuny! Check it out.


http://www.liegirls.com/quicktime.html

Funny stuff.

Apparently John Kerry received this message the other day:

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive", Osama himself decided to send John Kerry a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Kerry opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message: "370HSSV-0773H."

Kerry was baffled, so he typed it out and emailed it to John Edwards. Edwards and his advisors had no clue either so they sent it to the Democratic National Committee.

No one could solve it so it went to the National Education Association and then to MIT who sent it to Michael Dukakis who then sent it to Teddy Kennedy.

Eventually they asked Britain's MI6 for help. They cabled John Kerry back :

"Tell the Presidential Hopeful he is looking at the message upside down."