Just got word, Bob's changing diapers like a pro.

Ahhh, au contraire mon ami

Not one yet ... I'm making a stand for males everywhere and will go one full month w/o a change!!

Parker sez it's Russian Rules!

Isn't it the times of reflecting on one's heritage??

Bob: Rememebr those 12-20 lb diapers will not hold any more than 12-20 lbs.

Better get on the wagon. Much longer you will get a phobia and not be able to do it. Its best to face stink head on with gusto !!

I didn't change a diaper for the first six to eight months. The first time I did, my wife drove up as I was hosing the kid off on the porch with our garden hose. Got my ass kicked for that stunt.

Bob,

Given a choice between changing diapers for the 1st 6 months of the kids life, or the second 6 months..take the first!

Baby food is not that "bad" when they are real little...but once that more normal table food stars passing their digestive tract the left overs are most unpleasant. The first 6 months they smell no worse than a slightly decaying Chum.

Now that my kids are grown, I just hand the grand baby back to her mom and have her "fix him"!

Mike

Bunch of damn rookies......



Where's Canyon Man????

I'm sure Mr. Pooper Trooper has some *real* stories for you all! He's *my* idol!

Twins. I still can't even fathom that.

Yeah I'm sure that having twins makes for an interesting life.... consisting of biding the time between poopy diaper changes. "What can I do with my time before the next poopy diaper?"
LOL

The real fun begins when they are eating real food, and dont want to sit still while being changed. When you have a ripe one in the hold, and a excited little girl kicking thier legs all over the place, and trying to roll over, things get interesting. It's basically like Twister/Tempest diaper changing. Legs kicking wildly while you try to hold down one or two appendages in one spot long enough to make use of a wet wipe.


Coming soon to a guide near you!

Use the hose, I'm telling ya!

My most memorable diaper disaster: My buddy and went frogging after the tavern closed. When we got home - about 10:00 A.M. our wives, were, as usual, angry. (first wife). They told us they were going shopping and we could watch the pair of two year olds. We put the kids in the play pen and took a little nap. When we awoke one of the two had pooper their pants, then they both had decided to "paint" with it. They had poop spread on themselves, in their hair, on the stuffed animals etc. What a NASTy way to awaken from a snooz. Sol is right the hose is the only answer. I only wish we had a preassure washer!

My kid pooped on my head once.

ONCE.

I'd tell you about it, but I have to be buzzed to make it a quality story.

Thanks for keeping this a fishing related topic.

Yah, been there with the poopy-finger-painter.

Try getting that out of the cracks and crevices of a Jenny Lind crib.

Ever see that birth announcement of my daughter - where I'm holding her up in my hands?



Yeah, well DO NOT ATTEMPT that on a baby WITHOUT a diaper.

Was like getting tagged by a seagul. Only nastier.

Right on my head.

Here's what the final shot looked like after I got [Bleeeeep!] on and a diaper was put back on Katie.

Dan S: You mean you are not always buzzed. Sigh another hero dethroned.

The last bad one my 2 yr. old had was a few weeks ago. We were in a 8ft. livingston catching trout when I smelled something really bad. I pull back his britches and it was like I dipped my finger in a warm chocolate malt.
Before I could do anything a guiser(sp?)like old faithful or one of those seadoos that spits water high in the air came out the top of his shorts. Since I am experienced, I brought extra diapers and wipes even though it was only going to be a 1/2 hour fishing trip.

Me thinks somebodies full of crap and the last name isn't Ball

Im never having kids...ever

All you rookies want to make me puke!!! Just imagine 8 month old twins, sick, with a nasty case of the runs and your wife in Portland with the daughter visiting AUNTIE! 3 days 66 diapers!

Rookies!

CM

I changed a lot of diapers, but I think Canyon man is King.

That's a lot of crack to wipe. Puts a new spin on your moniker name, Canyon Man!