#29962 - 08/31/06 02:31 PM
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Spawner
Registered: 03/17/06
Posts: 930
Loc: Olympia
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How come this bigfoot nonsense didnt start up until 40 years ago when that drunk redneck went out with his gorilla suit? How come back at the turn of the 20th century, when the lumberjacks had every square inch of Western Washington clearcut, riparian areas and all, and never replanted, NO ONE EVER SAW a damn dirty ape back then? Why? Because people were too busy to sit around and dream up that stupid crap. Same with UFO's and all that other garbage. It didn't start until people started sitting on thier asses all day ---->watching TV.<-----
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#29963 - 08/31/06 02:54 PM
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The Tide changed
Registered: 08/31/00
Posts: 7083
Loc: Everett
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Woo-hoo! Someone finally C&R'd a wild Bigfoot on the Kalama!
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#29964 - 08/31/06 02:55 PM
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Returning Adult
Registered: 04/07/06
Posts: 280
Loc: Bellingham, WA
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Originally posted by Ichtyoid: It didn't start until people started sitting on thier asses all day ---->watching TV.<-----
Yah but now it's not speculation, it's TRUE, because it's on The Internet.
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#29965 - 08/31/06 03:01 PM
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Egg
Registered: 08/31/06
Posts: 1
Loc: Seattle
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Are the BF's farming or what?
So a 400-500lb biped must need to consume 3k - 4k calories a day - that is a hella lot of twigs and berries.
Hard to believe that a big primate could survive up here as a hunter/gatherer - scratch that, doubt old Biggie has progressed to the point of manufacturing firearms - so basically not a hunter, mostly a scavenger. (and a pretty damn good swimmer if he's porposing around catching salmon in the river)
Seems like you could find one if you just staked out a big old blackberry patch for long enough.
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#29967 - 08/31/06 03:48 PM
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River Nutrients
Registered: 03/08/99
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Don't know whether they exist or not but Grizzley's will chase down, eat and kill deer. So I'd bet a bigfoot would have no problem finding food with all the deer around here. BTW, I thought I saw one at Burger King the other day.
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#29968 - 08/31/06 04:31 PM
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The Chosen One
Registered: 02/09/00
Posts: 13942
Loc: Tuleville
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Here's a report I found dating back from 1983. It's from an "E. Murphy."
This is truly a scary story and just gives me the guni gugus.
Direct quotes from E. Murphy while talking to a person named Gus:
"Look at the motherfarkers, you know how I found out they was bigfoot? When I took your kids fishing last week. I put the motherfarkers in the boat Gus. And I took the worm and I put it on the hooks. And they both sat there, and put the poles down in the boat. And slammed their face in the water, for 5 mins.
And I think what the fark are these kids doing? Then they start movin their heads like this and the motherfarkers come up with fish.
I jumped back and said can you believe this motherfarkin [Bleeeeep!]????
Then the kid took the fish out of his mouth, looked at his brother and said: "Guni gugu!"
I said, what the fark is going on here?
Normal kids don't do [Bleeeeep!] like that, Gus! But I'll tell you somethin' motherfarker! You can take your motherfarker hairy fat arse white mustache biatch out the fark. You can go upstairs and get the motherfarkin' dog and scoop up the [Bleeeeep!]...and take Eddie and get these motherfarker long Angela Davis afro-ware motherfarker kids of yours......and put them in the motherfarker guni gugu-mobile and get the fark out!
And if my wife don't like it she can get the fark out too!"
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#29969 - 08/31/06 04:49 PM
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River Nutrients
Registered: 05/27/00
Posts: 2447
Loc: Stumpy Acres
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I have to say I personaly dont believe in the creature myself..After 20+ years in the timber industry I have yet to see one or evidence that one was every in the area..You would think after hundreds of thousands of miles of gravel roads in the middle of know where and countless hours hiking around I would see evidence of some kind..Out of the many loggers I know not one has every encountered the hairy beast. The only hairy beast they have seen is when they look in the mirror And as for Mason county having more records of sightings .Think about it folks Mason county has more crops then anywhere in the state and it must be good [Bleeeeep!] there growin! Or maybe they got the wrong recipe for there meth labs
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#29972 - 08/31/06 07:55 PM
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
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Posts: 16958
Loc: SE Olympia, WA
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Big Jim........ Big Foot........ Coincidence? I think not!
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#29973 - 08/31/06 09:24 PM
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Returning Adult
Registered: 02/12/05
Posts: 490
Loc: seattle
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bout 6 years ago i was comping with a buddy and his family around mount adams. it was about 3 in the morning and i went to grab some beer for my buddies dad and uncle. as i got close the the cooler which was about 100ft from camp i started to smell something that was like wet dog and wet lawn clippings. really discusting. anyway as i bent down to open the cooler something studd up infront of me about 20 feet. i was about 6'1" at the time and it was at least 6-12" taller then me. it looked right at me and just walked off upright. scarred the living [Bleeeeep!] outa me. i know what i seen i know it wasnt a bear and definetly not an elk. the next day me and my buddy walked around camp looking for sign of anything and found a few big imprints in the ground but nothing define enough to tell the tracks. but they were bigger then any bear track i have ever seen and bigger then my size 13 shoe.
later that day we went on a hike in the direction w/e it was headed the night before. as we were walking up this trail i smelt that smell again then all the sudden a rock the size of a sofball hit the tree about half way up it next to us. then rocks started falling from the hill next to us. and they started falling along the hill as if something was running along the hill. but we never seen anything.
the whole experience was scary and made me never go into the woods with out my rifle or handgun.
idk what i seen. i do believe in bigfoot and i have watched enough bigfoot [Bleeeeep!] to have a good idea of what i saw.
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#29975 - 08/31/06 11:09 PM
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Returning Adult
Registered: 02/12/05
Posts: 490
Loc: seattle
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Originally posted by AuntyM: anyway as i bent down to open the cooler something studd up infront of me about 20 feet. i was about 6'1" at the time and it was at least 6-12" taller then me. it looked right at me and just walked off upright. scarred the living [Bleeeeep!] outa me. i know what i seen i know it wasnt a bear and definetly not an elk. It was Timber. Everyone knows not to leave their beer unattended when he's in the woods.
(OK, it could also have been Gutz)
lol well there was a bunch of big indians in the camp next to us. HMMM??? i wonder jk jk
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#29976 - 08/31/06 11:11 PM
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Repeat Spawner
Registered: 09/23/02
Posts: 1188
Loc: Monroe, Washington
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If you catch one, they are great eatin. Taste like chicken.
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#29977 - 08/31/06 11:15 PM
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Returning Adult
Registered: 06/15/04
Posts: 372
Loc: Tacoma
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I've been pondering about this for awile. One reason why I'm skeptical because I'm sure someone's thought of it before me and came up empty handed......... There's been people that collected hair samples and $hit so they say. Why not run a bigfoot down with hounds? Get a bunch of hair and make a drag to train 'em and then find some freshish tracks and let the pack go. It'd be rad to tree a bigfoot.
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#29978 - 09/01/06 12:45 AM
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Returning Adult
Registered: 02/07/00
Posts: 419
Loc: Tacoma, Wa. USA
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Dan S, check out my picture on Myspace. That the front door to my house and I am less then a foot in front of it. My hair is wild too, so maybe you know something only a few others do???? Anyway, here is my space. http://www.myspace.com/bigjimjr454 Oh, BTW that silver is one caught on the Quil last year. In the MOUTH even!
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#29979 - 09/01/06 01:02 AM
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Returning Adult
Registered: 06/15/04
Posts: 372
Loc: Tacoma
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Big J.......
Small world. I'm also a Spanawanian. SLHS class of '93.
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#29980 - 09/01/06 03:32 AM
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Fish Fear Me
Registered: 10/12/05
Posts: 3275
Loc: Port Angeles
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I woke up this morning and on my way to the shower caught just a reflection of one run by the mirror... How's that for a close encounter?
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#29981 - 09/01/06 03:40 AM
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Fish Fear Me
Registered: 10/12/05
Posts: 3275
Loc: Port Angeles
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Originally posted by parker: Here's a report I found dating back from 1983. It's from an "E. Murphy."
That's too funny Parker.. I was just digging through my 15 gig of mp3's the other day and was listening to that..
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#29982 - 09/01/06 06:40 AM
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River Nutrients
Registered: 05/27/00
Posts: 2447
Loc: Stumpy Acres
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Big Jim, I feel the same way you do but I feel like all believers are "spoutin crap" You believe what you want and I'll do likewise.. Like I said I have spent 20+ years working out in the Bigfoot uninhabited woods..And I have never seen anything that even gives me a hint bigfoot exists period!!
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#29983 - 09/01/06 09:55 AM
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Bead
Registered: 02/13/03
Posts: 1202
Loc: Duvall
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Right on Big Jim! Disbelievers that make ignorant statements about timelines and historical events just show how closed minded they are. I've spent a fair share of time in the woods and have seen bear(both black and griz), elk, moose, deer, but I've never seen a cougar in the wild.........so they must not exist?
Some people should read, investigate, and learn more before they declare their know-it-all opinion.
Does Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti, Yowie, etc, exist? I don't know, but something is making those tracks , screams and visual images.
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