It's about the time of year for this thread again, isn't it. What do ya'll want?

In the true spirit of Christmas I'm thinking about giving instead of recieving this year. So, I thought I'd cater a sausage feast for those less fortunate at the women's prison in Purdy.

Wow this is a perfect thread for this time of the day. Bored as a mofo at work and thinking about a good wish list=perfect. Well if I could actually have a wish list I would wish for the troops over in Iraq could come home and the crap over there could be out of our hands, and for the families of the service men and women who have lost those can have some peace and a healing in their hearts. So that is my number one wish.
Now to get materialistic about my wish list here we go: #1. LEFT HAND CURADO MOUNTED ON AN 8-20 POUND 8FT6INCH FENWICK SPOOLED UP WITH SOME 12 POUND ULTRAGREEEN
#2. A FEW DAYS ON THE KALAMA WITH A COUPLE GOOD BUDDIES FISHING AND DOING SOME LATE ELK HUNTING AND HAVING SOME GOOD TEXAS HOLDEM AND CRIBBAGE TOURNEYS. AND BRINGING HOME SOME AWESOME PIC'S OF SOME STEELHEAD TAKEN FROM A NEW DIGITAL CAMERA. AND I WOULD SURE LOVE TO MEET SOME RIVER QUEEN ( 5FT. BLONDE 115 HOT, HOT, HOT, A LITTLE ON THE TRASHY SIDE, GENEROUSLY PROPORTIONED)WHO CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF ME AND CAN'T WAIT FOR ME TO COME BACK DOWN NEXT WEEKEND.
#3. Fender strat AMERICAN MADE SUN BURST COLORS SOME HOT PICK UPS IN THERE W- A POWERFUL HALF STACK TO GO ALONG WITH THAT. FROM THERE I AM SET.
WELL THERE'S MY LIST AND MOST OF ALL HAVE A HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND MY ALL YOUR PARYERS THOUGHTS AND OWN WISHES COME THROUGH, AND BE SAFE OUT ON THE WATER AND ROADS COMING AND GOING, AND WHEN YOU TIE ONE ON HAVE A DD, IF YOU CAN'T FIND ONE I AM ALWAYS HAPPY TO DO THE DEAL. OH I ALMOST FORGOT I WOULD LOVE TO SEE ELLEN DEGENERES, THE WHOLE CAST OF THE VIEW, AND KATHY LEE GIFFORD ALL JUST KINDA DISAPPEAR FOR A WHILE.

Ehhh?

What's that got to do with a bunch of Jane Doe's gobbling Jimmy Dean behind bars?

You'd never make it past Cell Block A......

The only thing that would happen from all of this would be a riot in the Purdy Prison because you promised a "sausage feast" but in reality, only delivered a "Little Smokey" Appetizer.

Merry Freakin' Christmas.

He said something about Jimmy Dean so obviously it's been through a grinder of some sort and is wrapped in plastic.

Sounds like Parker has an axe to grind.

Parker\'s Christmas Present


And, I'm guessing TK has the opposite problem.

sol....mary kay latorneou is out now.....but there are still some decent lil mop squeezers down there

Sol,

Between your pink shirt in your avatar and your acknowledgement that you watch "the view" on T.V..........I hope your fishing buddies sleep with one eye open.

A couple years ago I went on a tour of the Purdy Womens Correctional Center. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Talk about feeling like a piece of raw meat in a lions den. After about 3 hours in that place I couldnt get out of there quick enough.

Oh, My wish list would include a new Wright & Magill Wind River Tackle System. (im tired of wearing that damn vest)
And a new Gortex Wading Jacket.
(which im hoping both are hidden in the spare bedroom that I've been banned from til xmas)

SEAHAWK SUPER BOWL WIN.Good luck,
STRIKE ZONE

Wrong Holiday, SZ. That will happen when Hell Freezes Over becomes an official holiday.

Sol, I could kinda tell from your post that you are a slightly sick puppy, but a womens prison??? Dude, most of those chicks would scare Stephen King! We're talking some mean mammas!

Hope you get your wish, but you better get the job done right, some of those gals are in for the long haul and they wouldn't blink at a couple more days for squashing a poor guy who couldn't preform as promised!

I personally have the Pentax WP digital camera on my list, along with a new weber grill, but I will probably end up with the usual socks and underwear. If it weren't for christmas I don't think I would ever actually have new underwear, I would just keep wearing the old stuff. So what if it has a few holes or the elastic is shot, it's clean!

Parker,
We'll see in due time.Dreams are free!!!!.Good luck,
STRIKE ZONE

1) Usama Bin Laden is killed
2) Usama Bin Laden ia killed
3) Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is beheaded

Hey, a similar box showed up yesterday to my house from an on-line camera store.

Looks like Parker was good this year and is gonna get the Pentax Optio WPi.

Too bad I have to wait until XMAS to open my gift!

F'ya, a feeding frenzy of hopelessly desperate incarserated women. That's what I'm talkin' 'bout. I'd even dress for occasion with a Mistletoe-tipped tie.

It's either Purdy or he has to hit up Clallam Bay for some starfish.

Wish List - One Aire Super Duper Puma

My wish list.
Chevy Duramax 2500 4x4.
Camper trailer.
North River sled.
Fishing trip to North (B.C. or AK) next summer.
Simms waders and jackets.
And a trophy Nate this winter!
I'm not asking much.

Oh and a nice house on a 5 acre property in Sky valley in Monroe.