What, no new posts by the Merg??? I look forward to every new day when there will be some contribution from the guy. He's kinda like a train wreck, tragic, but can't look away!

I told him he has a loyal readership. His grammer skills are inversely proportional however to his ability to fish. After he's settled into a comfortable writing style, he'll have some important fishing contributions to make. It took me 800 posts before I got halfway comfortable.

Even more so, I think he might be someone we can use to recruit hot chicks for a truly hot Naughty in Neoprene calendar.

I believe you are correct in your assessment... who would be better to provide photos of various eye candy for the masses? The guy is approaching legendary status on this board!

Approaching? If the boy would only do as I ask, and post some half naked asian gal with a chromer, the traffic would overwhelm the webpage.

How about a naked chromer with an asian gal?

Half naked chromer...geez kids, and old men with bad hearts surf thru this site

JG would just save the pic on his desktop and then edit it away for the rest of us.

Of course it would move the Merg right to the top of the "cool group" list. Then Vedder would be obliged to post some of his more exotic shots of the ladies.

I like where this could go.........

You listenin', Merg?

How about a naked asian gal with hip boots?

Who wants to see hip boots?

hahaha oh yeah i am listening...i am concoting a plan on the lines of this said.."calendar", problem is the funds. i could definetly dig up some of my friends to do the pics for close to nothing but to print it would be expensive. anybody know the ways of these things. i would certainly give it a try if i have a client base already

Merg: Take it from one who has done it. The girls are not the problem. The prining cost will be a minimum of $10,000. (Maybe you could sell a lot of ads. (;-)) Then you have to market a time sensetive product that many other are giving away. It can be done but you need, time, money, a solid marketing plan and good reps. Lots of luck.

But . . . the actual shooting can be fun.

..there is a website that small "self" publishers can use. the name escapes me...but basically you upload your "book" to them. It's up to you to advertise to your market where to find your "book" for sale on this website. They sell it to the consumer and print copies based on orders. Then they return a portion (i think it's like 20 %) of the sales price to you.

It didn't suit my printing needs, but could work...

I can't help out with $$, but if ya need a good rep...:)

no offense to you Mister Vedder....but my friends are a little younger.....and smaller....and hotter but anything you practice alot your always going to be better at right? seems like a lot of money for some semi-nudie pics ...but honestly i just dont think half the girls on Woman in Waders are that hot. i personally ( if i ever needed to) would like to see slim little waists and hot girls. i love a little tight body. or maybe i could troll up some local girls you guys see everyday??? local coffee stand chicks.....maybe some hot clerks you see all the time you always wanted to see with a little less clothes and a fishing rod intheir hands the bartender at your local watering hole? seems like if i could do better in the picture department....doesnt seem like i would have to go far to market it huh? ( smiling around the room )

I repeat. It's no problem getting the women. Anyone with a camera can get them to pose for free. I did not pay any of my models.The problemn is the $10,000 printing cost. The fact you must have your product out the door in a very short time frame and the fact that most tackle shops will not take your product if there are any nipples or pubic hair showing. You may find doing it tougher than just saying you can. Go for it.

P.S. I have several hunderd I call sell you cheap.

P.P.S. If you have hotter, younger and cuter girls than this that will pose for you - you are the man.

Gulp... Dave I don't care what Merg says, there's an open seat for you and one of your friends in my boat anyday.....

Screw the calendar, just post them pics on the board.

I like this kind of pissing match...who can find and shoot pics of the hottest gals. So far Dave's in the lead. Especially with that last cutie, in the short shirt.

Merg, you need to put up some samples. If you find a few girls, I'm sure someone will volunteer some space on a sled.

VHawk

... a bunch of posts got deleted?

yeah, for a minute there i thought i was trippin'

i replied to what you said, and they both vanished.

anyway, those women are obviously fishing.. i think this is an important discussion.

ok, can someone post some serious pics now or what!?

My mistake.

I hit the move button while in a sub post and not the main.

Please feel free to repost.

The deletes were not on purpose.

My apologies to W. Coyote.

i've got a few pics of chicks rock climbing... it was hard enough to get those!

Fishing... that's a tough one for me...

I figured it was something like that BD.

I still feel that women fishing while barely dressed is important to the sport, and needs some serious attention. It might not receive it in this lesser viewed forum. I didn't see any "bashing" going on either.

No arguement there Lowedown.

Now that we're "Beyond Fishing" hohbomb those rock climbing pics might be appropriate... as a form comparison between athletes for scientific purposes.

Merg- Yer not gonna take that shiat from Dave are ya?...:)

I'll second that. Hook a brother up

does this count, or do ya gotta have something to do with fishing?

adddicted....photoshop some fish in the background, and I'll consider it good.

Do topless pics standing in front of a hatchery work?

YES!! er, I mean, I guess...

hahaha no. i am not alowed to post the pics i have. i am an honest man when it comes to the " dont post any of these pics please" so i have them one......alright hmmmmm their in water does that count? you can see m in the background with ....well i dont know who she models for but i can tell who she modeled for that night





and yes....i am the man when it comes to hot girls. i have spent the better part of 5 years .....getting really good at ughhhhh how you say......anyway yes i can get hotter this girl weighs about 100lbs. shes got C's and a tight little butt




this is ....well her name escapes me....but she was......fun




Unlike mister Veddes photos ( madd props to you by the way. you get a gentlemans bow....very nice pics.) mine were takin....a little under the influence....and happy endings all around for everyone






the blonde is the youngest at 20 years old.


hahaha heres me in ahem.....a ahhhh three way ???


alicia....shes gained weight since this pic...not so cute anymore



oh man .....this chick...whew......alicia johnson.....shes 93 lbs. you do the math, she is wearing a crotch hi skirt in this pic

What about in my bathtub? Bed? Couch? They all belong to a fisherman, so technically, they're fishing related, right?

SHIRT SAYS IT ALL. used to be my fishin shirt. now i where it whenever i go to a bar



now WE"RE TALKIN!!!! nice springer shes holdin there!!

did you happen to look at the shirt in my avatar?

Merg: You ARE the man. Wow! My hottub has never looked that good. I especially like the demure looking, Jenifer Annistion, cept with bigger boobs girl.

How does she like older men with a pot belly and receeding hairline?

Oh, Merg! tell me it aint so......PUKA SHELLS? Just when you get back in everyone's good graces with some fine pics, you post one wearing PUKA SHELLS!!! We may start getting mixed messages from you on that one!

"TBird Sucks"

"T|tties and Beer"

If you guys stand next to each other you have a complete sentance.

Hey merg, back in the day, did ya ever party at Medusa, in the VIP? That was the king of places for the 3-way back a couple years ago.

LOL.. The other one Bret..

XXX AMATEUR FILMMAKER

That's the name of a Frank Zappa song. Don't know about you gettin' all the ladies man,must be the fish. I have'nt gotten trim like that since I was in my 20's. Thanks for the mammories,I mean memories LOL

What babe would refuse an offer like that,eh??

This thread earned an "Adult Content" tag for THAT?!?

I think it was for the guy flexing...

No one wants that sprung on them.

hahahah thats my buddy gabe. yeah he is a big friggin dude. As far as old man and potbelly. chicks dig the rustic beard, and the rugged outdoors type

no i just need to work out more, then eat more. right now i eat more....and sit at my desk talking to you corksoakers but that has changed. I am back in ju jitsu training and upper body striking. just started lifting weights again. GOTTA SLIM DOWN FOR BEACH season. i promise i will get some more pics.

No , I came onto the scene after it got changed from medusa's to Venom. well any club you can get a three way.
" wanna drink" "yeah" " your friend is cute, lets make out" "ok"

or i just do it and dont tell them. that seems to work better

Well I will tell you guys , if you want to see this stuff in person. get yourself a boat, go down to the Gorge in George during Labor Day or Dave Mathews concert. go upstream from Vantage to the sand bar. I have been to some parties, i have seen some crazy stuff. But the sandbar takes the cake. i even think Girls gone Wild was filmed there a couple of years ago. it was insane fun.

My bill last month, for just going out: not for food, not for gas, JUST DRINKS AND COVER CHARGES exceeded $1000.00 so i am back to training and stayin home. to much fun for me. but i promise i will get more pics later on in the spring and summer.

here you go aunty m

No, why?

Did you happen to look at Merg's new shirt?

Why for how come?

Parker.. Parker.. Parker.. LOL... That's avatarable...

I realize that the two are a match made in heaven, but c'mon.. This is the representation I get? I thought the Pro Bono system was bad...

Directionally challenged

Aunty isn't that the Cowlitz?

Stam, gotta agree with AuntyM on this one. "you gotta fish over fish" You're not going to find a gal while wearing waders and smelling like egg cure sitting in a bar with Sol. Don't get worked up about Merg's hot tub scene.........sitting in a tub of hot water seething with all kinds of germs from easy gals and steroid dudes really isn't that great.

Here's Snake's short list on how to meet women:

1) Shave.....the grey stubble just says your old and too lazy to shave.
2) Don't talk about fishing, most gals don't and don't care if you do.
3) Find out something about them that they really care about and inquire. They like to think that what they care about is cool.
4) Don't press. If you get first water, don't backlash your first cast. Take your time. Women smell desperation like it's dog crap.
5) Check your drag. If you reel in too hard, you'll break off. In fact, don't use it. Play it out, take your time, you're going to bonk this hatchery chick.
6) Leave Sol at home.

Good luck!

SNAKE

Snake's advice is suspect at best. Remember, he's been shot out of the canon 4 times by angry ex-wives.

Actually Sol, I filed each time. I can meet women, but I kept marrying the wrong ones. Never again. I didn't want Stam to get married, I just wanted to help him get his creel a little wet. Just having fun.

I thinke he's afraid if he gets involved with a chick he won't have the intestinal fortitude to keep it from getting serious. A valid concern for sure.

Well, that's what friends are for. My buds didn't step up and slap some sense into me. Cost me 3 homes, lake chelan property, boat, and oh yeah, lots of money.

Have fun guys, but don't sign anything or even "co-sign" anything.............ever.

Stam-
Don't worry about it, your not in this boat by yourself! You may be rowing us down river, but I have the front seat well occupied.
Tim

I tell him he's fuc%ly because he's from Buckley.

Hey Stam, quit fishing and try fisting.

Isn't that a whole seperate category, like Buckugly, or Bugley?

I think you under estimate yourself, little buddy.

Snake old buddy I think you may be sufering from selective memory. I know Mark tried a few times. Seems like once the little head gets to doing your thinking, you ignore your buddies.

I will give you credit for not marrying the one you bought those great ta tas for, but other than that it's all on you buddy.

This is the only one that you didn't marry!

Be careful. The fleshy folds of the Penis Fly Trap will get you.

I'm not sure what Snakes deal was. Who licks a frozen flag pole four times in a row.

Ya know Snake ofering advise to the lovelorn is about like Sol telling us about tolerance, compassion and patience. (;-0-

I'm working on it. Rome wasn't built in a day, ya know!

Thanks Dave, that green bikini cost me $5K.

Sol: Licking is what gets me in trouble every time.

The late great comedian Sam Kinnison said after his failed 4th marriage, "I love women.........my record proves that. Every time I fell in love, it was forever! (enter loud scream here)"

Sam was just plain fu<>ing hillarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsbmdACAlak

Thanks Sol, that 11 minute clip of him on Dangerfield's show is an all-time classic. And everything he said was true.

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOSH hahahahahaah dude that was funny!!! and seriously true!!!!

Too much talk.

Not enough pictures.

Merg...Your popularity rises. Put up some fresh pics and your on your way to taking Director Koenigs job.

As your manager let me suggest we take out the sled on the Big C this May, drag along some new models, and pick up some springers to use as props. I can cover the cost of libations.

All I can get my hands on is an 18 ft alumaweld. I bet someone out there won't mind hosting us, and some barely clothed 20 year olds, on their 25 foot super vee.

Anybody out there who can keep focused on the plug rods while girls in thong bikinis get tipsy?

DONE!!!! hahahaha gimme a when and where. i dont know about thong bikinis but as long as you buy the drinks and provide a bit of music......and a fish for me while you guys have your fun, then we are all good

but as my manager.....whats the pay scale you are negotiating for