#331904 - 02/07/07 07:09 PM
Re: The Merg
[Re: Snake Pliskin]
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Reverend Tarpones
Registered: 10/09/02
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Well, that's what friends are for. My buds didn't step up and slap some sense into me. Snake old buddy I think you may be sufering from selective memory. I know Mark tried a few times. Seems like once the little head gets to doing your thinking, you ignore your buddies. I will give you credit for not marrying the one you bought those great ta tas for, but other than that it's all on you buddy. This is the only one that you didn't marry!
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#331990 - 02/08/07 12:24 AM
Re: The Merg
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Reverend Tarpones
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Ya know Snake ofering advise to the lovelorn is about like Sol telling us about tolerance, compassion and patience. (;-0-
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#332077 - 02/08/07 12:05 PM
Re: The Merg
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Bead
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Thanks Dave, that green bikini cost me $5K.
Sol: Licking is what gets me in trouble every time.
The late great comedian Sam Kinnison said after his failed 4th marriage, "I love women.........my record proves that. Every time I fell in love, it was forever! (enter loud scream here)"
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#332094 - 02/08/07 12:42 PM
Re: The Merg
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River Nutrients
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Edited by Big_Daddy (02/09/07 11:31 PM)
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#332107 - 02/08/07 01:01 PM
Re: The Merg
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Bead
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Loc: Duvall
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Thanks Sol, that 11 minute clip of him on Dangerfield's show is an all-time classic. And everything he said was true.
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#332109 - 02/08/07 01:02 PM
Re: The Merg
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Professional Tveecher
Registered: 04/21/03
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Loc: Rockport,TX
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Stam, gotta agree with AuntyM on this one. "you gotta fish over fish" You're not going to find a gal while wearing waders and smelling like egg cure sitting in a bar with Sol. Don't get worked up about Merg's hot tub scene.........sitting in a tub of hot water seething with all kinds of germs from easy gals and steroid dudes really isn't that great.
Here's Snake's short list on how to meet women:
1) Shave.....the grey stubble just says your old and too lazy to shave. 2) Don't talk about fishing, most gals don't and don't care if you do. 3) Find out something about them that they really care about and inquire. They like to think that what they care about is cool. 4) Don't press. If you get first water, don't backlash your first cast. Take your time. Women smell desperation like it's dog crap. 5) Check your drag. If you reel in too hard, you'll break off. In fact, don't use it. Play it out, take your time, you're going to bonk this hatchery chick. 6) Leave Sol at home.
Good luck!
SNAKE HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOSH hahahahahaah dude that was funny!!! and seriously true!!!!
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#332419 - 02/09/07 04:55 PM
Re: The Merg
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
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Too much talk. Not enough pictures.
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#332513 - 02/09/07 11:34 PM
Re: The Merg
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Conquistador
Registered: 08/07/06
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Loc: Forks, WA
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#332667 - 02/11/07 02:21 AM
Re: The Merg
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River Nutrients
Registered: 08/26/04
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Too much talk. Not enough pictures. Merg...Your popularity rises. Put up some fresh pics and your on your way to taking Director Koenigs job. As your manager let me suggest we take out the sled on the Big C this May, drag along some new models, and pick up some springers to use as props. I can cover the cost of libations. All I can get my hands on is an 18 ft alumaweld. I bet someone out there won't mind hosting us, and some barely clothed 20 year olds, on their 25 foot super vee. Anybody out there who can keep focused on the plug rods while girls in thong bikinis get tipsy?
Edited by VHawk (02/11/07 02:22 AM)
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