The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)



These Forks boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken fried steak.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, or loggers.
5. They are directly responsible for the jet sleds on the Bogachiel.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

And we introduce to you, the BFG-5000

Not to mention we could use these elite forces, when we've got these jackasses in charge

That's awesome..

Beever and Butthole.