Unless your pet's name was "Sixty."

haha moorehead's perfect! too bad you're pet's name wasn't "Inede" or "Gimmy" or "Please."

I'm Irish....Barry McCockn'er .

Hey at least it isn't Phillip McCrack!!!

Dick Trickle

Sum Dum Phuc

What about Phyuck Hyu

According to the formula I would be Tippy Pine. I kinda like that.

Using the supplied formula I would wind up as:

Tramp Ambulance

Or, if'n you switched it around...Ambulance Tramp.

Sounds more like a handle for TODD instead of me..ROTFL!

Mike

Tippy Pine? That would be a great name for a fishing lodge, Dave! When you get old and retire you should open a lodge and call it that!

Nothing wrong with an Ambulance Tramp...some of those chick EMT's are pretty hot.

Fish on...

Todd

I think you guys missed some great names like Cravin Morehead, lou bricant, hugh jorgon, and the infamous Mike Hoxafloppin.

Don't forget jock strappe, paul myfinger, eric shawn, mike rotchburns, and Hiam Apuflinger.

-caddis

Sharon Cox also for the ladies.

Mike Ockenbahls.

Anita Mann was always one of my favorites.

-caddis

Snuffy Evergreen

Pixie Elmgrove...........that sucks, it don't work for me!!

C/22

Short list of REAL porn star names for your enjoyment:
Angelica Sinn
Pat Myne
Brian Surewood
Candy Cotton
Dave Cummings
Sydnee Steel
Dave Hardman
Monica Mayhem
Heaven Leigh
Candy Coxx
Monique Demoan
Daisy Chain
Jaylynn Hard
Drew Berrymore
Flick Shagwell
Allyson Chains
Lizzy Liques
Tushy Galore
Tina Spicy
Pamela Peaks
Allysa Allure
Sweetie Pie
These are all real names, taken from the covers of some of my rental collection. Business is goood! And if you think the names are goofy, you should see some of the Titles!...Maybe another post..

Blu Veiner

Hugh Jorgasim or Dick Goesinya

Oral Roberts