Ok, just curious to know what your porn name would be?

LoweDown is Lance Poon.
Mingo is Mingo.
Sol is Zero To Done. (for now until he says otherwise)
parker is Hugh Cox.
Irie is Jack Nutt.
TBird is Mike Honcho.
nookie dreamin' is Mike Oxard.
Snake Pliskin is Jack N. Knopf.
fish4brains is Mann Chowder.
stam is Buck Futz.
fish monger is Drake Maples.
wodawic is King Cotton.
AuntyM is Stud Finder.
Kanektok Kid is Boog Morehead.
avid angler is Barry McCockn'er.
AkKings is Dick Trickle.
chuck E is Sum Dum Phuc
Dave Vedder is Tippy Pine.

Come on, don't be shy! Tell us your porn industry name and I'll add it to the list!

PS. Please don't make up names for other board members. That's way too easy. IE TBird is TBag, etc...

hehe cockito. Isn't something that's an "ito" small?

There's a way to figure out your porn name, I think it's the name of your first pet, and the name of the street you grew up on. That would make me Chewy Brentwood. I think I'll stick w/ Lance Poon.

Jack Nutt.

According to the "my porn name" generator.

Can I be Mike Honcho?

Mike Oxard

Zero-to-done walks out onto the porn set: "Are you ready Mr. Wallis?"

"No, I'm pretty sure I'm finished already!"

"No, I'm pretty sure I'm finished already!"

Damn, Sol... that is FUNNY.

Instead of "fluffers" they'd need to bring in some fat ugly chicks to stand around so I didn't pop waiting my turn.

That wouldn't work, either. I like fat chicks.

Can't wait for the MERG'S reply.....

I was going to say Buck Naked, but that would be a Seinfeld ripoff. Gotta go with "Jack N. Knopf".

Long as your name isn't Jack Demoff.

I actually know of a guy with that last name.

I knew a guy named Mike Hunt. Nice guy.

I always liked Buster Hyman.

Tim, Maybe in your current condition, gimpgirls.com might be lookin for someone... I dunno...

Weird.. but for a gimp girl she's kinda got somethin' goin' on.

Not sure about the dreadlocks they might hurt when they get to a swingin.

Buster is cool but his wife Tora is a bitter wench.

Hugh G. Rection

Or

Dick Shretter

Harry Joystick

Hard John Sin
Dixon Cox
Dick Craven

Hugh Jass
Hy Balls
I.P. Freely
Mike Hunt

Heywood Jablomi
Hugh Jardon
Rod Gozinya
Buzz Dickens
All of these can be used by anyone not already tagged.