I went out my front door here a little bit ago and first thing I see is the massive tag job on my driveway and all over the street. Its green and pink and orange chalk. Stick people and hop scotch and crap all over. I sorta freaked and confronted lady across the street. She says its "side walk chalk" and will wash right off. I told her " we'll find out as soon as your kids get off the bus today".. I am serious, who ever invented that crap needs his ass kicked.

"Chalk" one up to the little taggers. Sounds like you've been punked.

Wait until they discover silly string. A friends son plastered his car with the stuff and it baked into the paint.

LMAO.........

I hate that shi%, too. My wife bought a bunch for the kids and I came home one day to our $750,000 waterfront home with 10,000 S.F. of asphalt completely marked-up with chalk. It looked like crack-head central. My wife walks out and says, "Look at the pretty designs. The kids are having fun."

I just about shi%, flew off the handle, got the look from the Mrs., and spent the next hour and a half hosing the shi% away while the kids cried.

O.K, I tested it out and it does wash off. I will wash it because the kids are like 6 and 7 ( they are now on my [censored] list) why "my" drive way ??

Damn boys it's only chalk fer chrissake.

Chill out.........

Poor kids having to live so close to a cranky ace neighbor or hermit writing his manifesto only to be interupted by the crime of the century (kids playing outside with...oh my god...CHALK).

Cheer up boys.

RVW

If I want to look at a mess I'll go in the house. The outside grounds are my domain.

I mixed some sand into some paint to put a no-skid finish on my boat seat.

Left the unused portion in the can.

Came home the next day to find that MY kid painted the house with the leftovers.

I was less than pleased.

Thats some funny stuff. You should see the inside of my place.


Time to pick up your toys girls. Instant tantram.

And no comments about my unmowed yard..


I am gonna mow right now..

Did you decide which day you're walking over for a beer, bro?

My girlz use play with that stuff, but I am fine with it because it's another 20 minutes of peace I get with my wife. Otherwise thery are pulling at my shirttail asking to come play all day long.......

Quick douse with the hose and it's gonzo, I agree, time to chill out! go fire one up and it wont be so bad, you might actually like all the purdy colors...

I am thinking of trying to catch a springer on the Kalama tomorrow.

So how about Sat.

I have neve fished for springers, but I am gonna give it a shot

Bring your daughter down tomorrow evening when you get back if you can. Renee will be gone but me and the girls will be home. Saturday evening we are going to a birthday party so I won't be around.

Sounds good, what time?
And back on subject I won't bring any chalk

Anytime, Jason. I'll probably crack my first beer at 5:00 PM.

If you get a springer bring a fillet and I'll throw it on the grill. Bring your wife for diner if that's the case.

Allright, second to last driveway, How do you do that stay online and remain anoymous?

LMAO...sooo true.

Tim does that so people dont realize how much of a PP addict he is....

keep refreshing the page....keep refreshing the page......

Pu$$y.

O.K, it cleaned off fine. Its still out in the street so I still have to look at it. While I was hosing it down last night those two girls were riding circles around the street on their Barbi Bikes and every time they went past me would say "Hi, watcha doin "..

I thought about squirting them with the hose, but their parents are pretty cool so I didn't. NOTE TO SELF: Show these girls how to pop caps with a hammer on "their" side walk. Do they even make "caps" anymore ?? Makes a permanant black mark. Got me spanked hard 40 years ago, might do the same for them.

No kidding.

Its just asphalt for chrissake! And it washes away the next time it rains.

They sell caps at Sportsman's Whorehouse.