They are all on their way up to me! But I keep kicking them back down to y'all.

Mergantroider,stick to what works for you,posting pictures of young naked chicks. My attention span wouldn't allow me to read 90% of this thread. I don't care how you score your bitches as long as you share them with the peanut gallery!

Reading bits and pieces of this has made me laugh harder than anything I've read in quite a while. Kind of like a high school sophomore who's just polished off his first 6 pack telling me how to drink, or a guy fresh back to the dock from his first charter trip with a couple 4 pound coho lecturing me on how to fish..........thanks for the entertainment ...............

funny stuff..........

Whats funny.....well not really.....is the conclusions all have you have drawn off...a mere couple hundred posts i have made on here. you base all of your "advice" or "learned knowledge" off of the fact that i am 22.

the post was simply ...yes..geared towards the under 30 but also in life in general...the title was a bit misleading.



I like Salmo G. perspective on me. its what everyone tells me. its what i have heard my whole life from "adults" even as a kid. i am an only child. i have learned alot of what i know from watchin "older" folks flounder around in post adolescence and mid-life crisis. The ability to define who you are, what kind of power you have, and what your going to do. What i will laugh at down the road is the mentality of what i think i am doing in life and where i am going to be. its unrealistic and is probably way off. One thing i have observed...ha ha ha controlled, manipulated, convinced, changed, helped, laughed at, and read about basically my whole life is human behavoir. Mostly a facination of why i do the idiot things i do. the emotions that drive it and the logic that i think i have.


I can tell you if a womens a keeper, i need to watch a little longer , or a kick her to the curb in the first five minutes i meet them. a few key questions that pinpoint the expiereinces she's had as a child and how she has dealt with (or the lack thereof) the emotional struggles in becoming an adult. Also a few key questions of how far along her critical thinking is that enables her to have a little better common sense than the average person their age. Insecurites. morals ( the actual ones, not the bull crap ones they "think" you are swallowing as they tell you) values, and lastly goals.

first five minutes. 99% of the girls i meet every day...dont even make it 3 minutes. They are written off as either someone to watch for a few years, or just friends.

So when you guys spout off about how "this" or "that". Your preaching to the choir. you know the old adage "you will thank me when your older"

i started thanking my dad for all the crap he made me do when i turned 19. It helped me do alot of things that my other friends couldnt do. It was also the year i forgave my dad.

i am also not like you old folks....lecturing/forcing opinions/or biased advice. I am just here to tell you my expeiriences, how i think they can help anybody become a more confident, happier person. whether it be with women or with life in general.

"Reading bits and pieces of this has made me laugh harder than anything I've read in quite a while. Kind of like a high school sophomore who's just polished off his first 6 pack telling me how to drink, or a guy fresh back to the dock from his first charter trip with a couple 4 pound coho lecturing me on how to fish..........thanks for the entertainment ............... "


Well i am here to entertain. : ) also to say that just because you "think" you know something doesnt always mean its the "right" or "correct" way of going about things. Not to say that i am right either. but assuming an arrogant attitude that you know better than someone you have never met before, or spoke with about any issues whatsoever, is at the least.....ignorant. Just irritating.


and yes Salmo G..... i think out of all the people here i would peg you for the smartest. The attitude of your posts suggests that you are fairly modest person with a good "loose" view on life and how you should live it. People like you that have open minds and are willing to honestly challenge your way of thinking.....i have MASSIVE respect for. it takes a big person to alwyas take a look at what they think is "right" or "correct" no matter how much they beleive in it ...and second guess it. Something i learned in a few books i have read your vocabulary, and manner of "speaking" also leads me to beleive that you are funny, learned, and have had a few expieriences in just about anything. nothign realyl phases you. also quick to apologize....very big in my book.


anyway. hadnt checked this in awhile...jsut thought i would check in to see some more "old opinions"

Nobody would have guessed you were an "only child"... That explains a lot!.Snicker...Snicker!

never said anyone did anyything wrong......check your spectacles. : )

your just assuming that because of the "sound" of my voice. Advice is just that.....advice. take it or leave it...i never said it was right....or wrong

i just noticed you live on harstine. I have a friend, well my dads friend anyway, that lives on Harstine. Rusty Yates....lives on Yates road : ) named after his dad. My grandmother grew up on Harstine with Rusty's mom....who's name escapes me at the moment. Jewel Doering is my grandmothers name. She used to be Jewel Pinard back in those days. Been out to Harstine quite a bit. beautiful island. Nice and quiet.

Jesus tried to "advise" the church elders too.....seems that worked out well for them didnt it? and until that time for a few hundred years things seemed to be ok ? ha ha ha oh i dont want to hear it, i was making a joke. I have an answer/information for everything.

So now you compare yourself to Jesus? Merg, you are a legend in your own mind, New World Man, and B.M.O.C all rolled into one package. Don't stop bein you, cause you're the only entertainment some of us can afford!!

This thread begs for attention, sort of like a drive by shooting does. To contantly scream out loud for everyone to look at how cool one is, and how uncool others are, (as this thread does) suggest an emotional imbalance of some sort, or immaturity to say the least. It runs counter to the principles of TA (Transactional Analysis), I'm OK ...you're OK. This thread Is more about the author and his "I'm OK and your're not" approach, than anything else.

Personally, I don't offer any extra points to girls that are used as mascots for an alcoholic beverage. Most men have seen that and it's not pretty. Now the Clydesdale are different, as they are protected by animal rights organizations, preventing them from the inconvenience of unwanted pregnancies (Enumclaw), alcoholism, or exploitation by association with and alcoholic product.

The proper title for this thread should be, "boys..... and why they suck at meeting girls". Having a penis does not automaticaly qualify one as a man. Experience, Humility, life skills and education are important factors as well.

If you go up to strangers and brag about how cool you are, and how uncool they are,.. you may not get to see as much manhood as you would, by treating strangers as OK unless otherwise indicated. I'm OK, you OK! Get it? Not a rant, just experience and common sense.

Just glad I don't have to catch glasses with my face in order to be cool on a BB. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-prfAENSh2k

ha ha ah i knew i'd catch crap for that, i said i didnt want to hear it! haha it was a joke. oh man you should hang out with me in person....


you know how you'll run into someone and as they shake your hand they get that puzzled look on their face like i dont know you but i am trying to remember you...." sorry i dont remember your name..."

yeah.....that never happens to me. no one has ever forgot my name or not recognized me after they have met me. its always " hahahah JeRID !! whats up man havent seen you in years!"

well said....i like it. and for the record....i am the coolest guy you will ever know : ) COUNT IT!!!!!! hahahahaah

( if you take that seriously, i will kick you in the nuts)

You're like the real life version of a shitt% cartoon. The kind where the voices don't match the movement of the charicter's lips. Fun to watch for that reason alone.

Don't sweat it, dude. I don't think you think you are better than anyone else. I just think you're cocky and nieve like I was at 22, 22 years ago. No worries. Age fixes that.

Sol, you crack me up, man! I kinda figured people would start getting annoyed with the Merg's pontificating. Just surprised it took so long. John Lee sure flamed him good. Question is, will the Merg take heed? More than likely not.

so that would make you the informational old cartoons that they try to use to teach kids about sex in schools....pretty funny to watch and listen to, but i am laughing to hard at how outdated it is to learn much

( that is the first time i think i have ever responded in kind to any of anyones snide little jokes )

: ) i knew i could count on you Sol. Well i am any thing but nieve....and i hate that word cocky. It is a word used for someone who fakes confidence....an emotional problem where you are insecure about something...so you overcompensate by being cocky...or overly a$$holish....usually goes along with a slew of unhealthy emotions and problems like some sort of addiction. porn, alcohol ( in my case, glad thats over with) , cigarettes, masturbation or an addiction to an emotional feeling, the emotional feeling of being close to someone, being wanted ( big one for girls that had crappy dads, or no dads)

so everytime someone calls me cocky....i think of all that crap. i hate that word. i am very emotionally stable and mentally healthy ( if not all there )


but wahtever. i'll take it. Age comes with a lot of bad side effects i have noticed...i mean have you read the warning label on that!!

call now and we will give you two doses of "i know better" instead of one!!


side effects include but arent limited to

-prostate trouble ( man law #36 "no man shall EVER under any circumstances put any of his digits, phalanges,objects,or partake in the penetration of another mans Anoose unless determined by a board of other man that it is absolutely necessary read: deathbed)
-erection problems ( you used to watch me shave.....now all you do is stare at the floor, dear penis ...i dont like you anymore)
-crotchetyness
-close mindedness
-loss of stamina
-every form of cancer you can come up with ( tease your balls, squeeze your balls ....so you dont get cancer)
-death ( the big one)
-lameness
-irritability
-vision loss
-hearing loss( selective hearing or otherwise:) )
-saggy balls
-wrinkles, pains, cracks, snaps, twinges, pops, aches, gray hair, and the general deterioration of your body


if you expierience any of these symptoms then you definetly know that in any conversation you know best and always will no matter what.


comes with alot of perks though........

ummm


knowing stuff? slowing down?

i dont think that i want the fixin age comes with...as far as i am concerened...ignorance is bliss

sign up today!!!

Dont complain i am totally busting your old balls. its all good fun. Sol we definetly need to go fishing with each other. just for the SOl entertainment of it !

Ahhh, the ego.. you probably haven't won a fight since fifth grade , and that was against a girl.. that was a quote from the movie "Bruce Almighty".. Morgan Freeman as God....One day reality is gonna hit you in the face like a freight train. Do not scoff at your elders, because they all have been where you are, and have lived to talk about it.. Respect those who have gone before you, as they have a wealth of knowledge that you as a young'un should learn to believe is what the world is really about. It's okay to be a rebel, as long as you can wake up one day and realize that us older folks are'nt just bitter and angry about life. Rather we have been there, done that , and understand that life is not about conquest, its about being humble and acccepting that none of us knows everything about women, fishing, being a whole person, or being truly happy. I weep for the future, if you are a representative of that future. I can rest easy, though knowing that there are real MEN like my son who represent the REAL future. Merg, You need to grow up. My son in Iraq would kick your ass....

The older I get the more I realize how little I knew when I was young and how little I know now. Maybe Merg you are the one in a million who has figured life and women out at a tender age.

all i hear is " pride pride pride, my ego's bigger, pride pride, threats, pride"

Now i am not a real man? dude....come on. real mature, grown up elder man.Seriously. you sound like 13 year old kid in a locker room boasting about how his dad is cooler then my dad. How old are you?" my son could kick your ass" oh...my...gosh.... sounds like growin up aint much different than elementary school At least Sol was funny. Great...your son is a real man,..... as opposed to a fake one????. thats super. Sorry to hear he is in Iraq. that sucks. I pray for those guys...its ridiculous. my buddy just got back....sniper...watched his buddy bleed to death. hes messed up because of it and i think thats wrong for anyone to go through that.

but dont come preachin to me about elders this and that, and spitting poetic "weeping" poetry, when your gonna act like 12 year old girl. seriously. ive heard better froma middle schooler. if thats a real man....i'll be the fake one.the next time you want to climb up on your pedestal of righteousness....please have the maturity and couth to act the part. Otherwise your basically just opening your mouth to switch feet.

and i am humble...you just dont know me I am done with this pissing match with you. I think we can agree to disagree here without any further "weeping" for the future of mankind based on one mans opinion of another ...fake man. : )

dont get pissy i can already hear your blood pressure rising...i am a smartass all the time. you dont need to read it if it makes you angry...thats not my goal here.

i do scoff at folks that make desicions/opinions without any information. If its funny....i dont care wither way..its entertaining. : )

and as far as i can see you guys are already doing such a bang up job of running this country....i dont think my generation has a high standard to meet here. so i would be doing the weeping now, especially since your not getting any younger and as far as i can see older people have it harder than they ever have with health care, retirement, and what not. So open wide......insert the other foot. : )

love the opinions guys, Jerry Garcia.... thanks...maybe i have? sigh....i hope so...but i fear there is more to learn. it seems to be the consant thing in life...once you think you got somethin pinned down....it changes on you....thats why i like Fruit Of the Loom

life....i have a little figured out.....

-stop worrying so much about everything...lifes to short. focus on the important things.

-just be happy, things happen in life to strengthen your resolve and shape you as a person...so hardships are just strengthing me... i dont stress to much...actually i dont stress at all.

- help other people.Even if its just a smile on a bad day. when you have the ability to be happy helping others....you are gonna be right as rain...emotionally and spiritually. when you have the emotional cappacity to help others and delight doing it...that means your happy cup is full and you are just sharin whats spillin over the cup. it also builds character and helps you broaden your scope of things

- stop whining...i have two legs...i can walk on them...two eyes that work great...two arms that both work..breathing...fit....what is there to whine about???

pretty much everything else i find falls into or is a by product of these few things.

now the women thing....well ....you could write a book about that : )

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for the record.....i have no ego. i am confident in who i am....what i believe in.....and everything i do. when i do something or learn something....i DO IT. i make it a point to be the best that i can be in everything i do. If thats an ego....than i got it ....bad.

If it walks like a duck....Merg you are a man albeit a superficial one. I'm guessing you've probably got a pair of trapdoor jammies with an S on the front. As for pedestals, it's easy to spot lesser ones from the perspective of the enormous one you have firmly planted yourself on. Ok , so we agree to disagree on this subject, and you'll get no more barbs from me. Enjoy your youth, because it'll be gone in the wink of an eye. Ahh, glory days...