Now that's some funny $hit there Parker....

Mf

Another neutral guy..had them around for 20 years through various women. Don't mind them, and my labs haven't either. But even though I'm generally an AHOLE in the grand scheme, I wouldn't kill a cat for "just because"....I know people who do and I generally distance myself from them.

killing animals for fun is sick....wait a minute, thats what i do all hunting season long...never mind. torturing animals for fun is sick....i will stick with that.

We got our last few kitties at the Shelton Kitten Rescue. Awesome cats! All very "humanized" by people who give the kitties lots of personal attention to make them crave human attention.

Flower, our 15lb Tortoise Shell Calico, wakes you up in the morning sitting on your chest, petting you with her paw. She doesn't meow, she squeeks.

Sasha, our Gray Calico, is bold and had proved to be a good killer. She likes hanging out behind the computer monitor. She is in love with Ryley, the Golden Retriever across the street. She just walks right up to him and starts rubs all over him. Ryley also has a cat of his own at his house. Flower stays away from Ryley.

Both cats like the bunnies while we had them. Got a bit freaked out when the buck came over and started to sniff them.

Girlfriend has four of the prickly little fur balls.First time i came over to her house She asked me if I liked cats.I laughed and told her All good cats need flying lessons.
Years ago I had a cat that would walk all over your head in the middle of the night to wake you up and get you to react.It finally woke me up one too many times and I threw it across the room,hitting the wall with a thud,about seven feet off the ground.Critter hid from me for a week.I felt like crap.I know they have nine lives and all but i am sure I hurt it.Then one morning I awoke to find it laying next to me.It was like i was that cats idol after that.

So I spend the night with the girl friend and what does one of her cats do but try to wake you up all night.So i jokingly toss the thing across the room.Little basturd liked it.So i did it again.Now it is my flying kitty.Its favorite game is for me to throw it across the living room using the couch as a landing pad.Thing gets some air.

She has another all black one that is my labs best friend.They both follow me around her house competing for my attention.Girlfriend gets jelous.The lab will lay down next to me and Mr. the cat will come lay on her head.I get home from work and the both greet me at the door.

Don't get me wrong.I have all sorts of sick things I pulled as a kid I just do not find the memories all that entertaining any more.

Salmonella's water kitty is the greatest though.

Holy [censored]!!! I didn't let them kill the cat. How bout some of that love you asshats are sharing for the dudes that feed cats to their dogs, or intentionally sic their dogs on em? And my kid turned out to be a better human being than most of the people posting on this board. Including myself.

And you're a windbag, pompous ass!