Beyond the fact that this is a funny joke bit from Sarah Silverman, it's absolutely priceless because Paris Hilton is *in the audience* during the performance. Gotta love the guts it took to do this in front of her:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upsbZgbh_mg

Now that's some funny Shiat!!!!

I don't know what's funnier, the look on Paris Hilton's face or the one on Jack Nickolson's.

Maybe Paris has got a little "Jack" in her

Half the chicks in that audience do

I've seen her videos. She sucks dick like a princess and she doesn't swallow.

I'd still hit it. Yep.. I would.

I wouldn't walk across the street to call her a cun%. If I'm gonna "hit" something she's gotta make my dick harder than the chinese alphabet and Paris doesn't do it.

F**k, Sol could you get any funnier???....That was easily the funniest thing I've heard all day...

I don't know how you come up with stuff like that, but it's damn funny....

Paris Hilton was a spoiled little princess that wanted to be famous because being rich wasn't enough. Well she got it, and now that she's tabloid figure and a punchline, I'm sure she's probably regretting every last bit of it.

I'd hit Sarah Silverman!

Yeah... and Paris too.

Maybe this one will get your chinese alphabet soup going Sol.


Girl talks about Paris

...peach

Paris Hilton's 15 minutes of fame was up 3 years ago. I'm with Sol, she couldn't get me excited.............ever. Dumb, boring, untalented and not that hot. Sounds like some of my past relationships.

How bout this one FH5

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RSzf4KTFrA&NR=1

Painful.

I'm sick of that spoiled anorexic Olive Oyl titless brat. I hope some big, fat mean tattooed stinky lesbian corners her in the Rec Yard and goes completely Mike Tyson on her. She needs a good old fashioned beatin'.

LD where do they find these people??

Well, she's out now. Home, confined to her home now.

What a total bunch of Sh!t...

I have a freind who did an almost identical crime. DUI and DWP x 2 ( I admit thats not good as he has had others in the past)

However, here is the difference between him and Paris

1> He cut a deal to spend 90 days in county in addition to the 23 days he already spent there.
2> He lost his job while he was in county for the 23 days
3> He has a family, and his wife is a stay at home mom ( 3 little kids)
4> He won't be making any money off this deal by writing a book, or talk show appearances. He is pretty much screwed

Paris will be lounging out at the pool, talking on her phone and pretty much doing anything she wants . One another note: in the real world that little twat Linsey Lohan should be looking at her second DUI in a year, but is whisked away to re-hab before the cops get a chance to charge her... Fact is, if she was a normal kid she would have racked up 100 charges just for "comsumption" of alcohol. That little rag trots in and out of bars and for some reason thats just fine with the police.

Poor , poor Paris.. didn't want to eat her hot dogs and beans.. hell, in the real womans jail they call that " dinner and a date"

It's not just Paris. If everything in California west of the San Andreas fault between San Fransisco and the Baja Peninsulla, including the entire entertainment industry, split away and fell into the ocean tomorrow our country would be a better place to live in. No more Entertainment Tonight or Access Hollywood bullshi%. The endless slaughter of human life and the glorification of crime scene investigation in the movies and on TV would go away. People might be more inclined to get off their fat asses and go outside and get some exercise.

she already out of jail...

That's a DUDE!

I think you are right!!!

thats just it. she has no acting talent, doesnt seem to give a [censored] about anyone or anything and if it werent for the tabloid rags, weak ass entertainment tv shows and talk show hosts monologue jokes, noone would know who the lame skeez even is.
hey sol, if she was on fire would you at least urinate on her with a loaded pistol?

She was released due to a "medical condition". She breaks out in hives if she can't order servants around, go shopping, pose for paparazzi and shoot home-made porno vids at least twice a day.

If that was me i am sure I would be stuck there a lot longer she probaly broke a finger nail By the Sol you are right but I would like to keep Disneyland and West Coast Choppers the rest is just a hole

Now they are claiming she was released because they feared she was suicidal.. Why can't they just leave natural selection alone

they must have been flooded with calls now she is do back in court by the judge who put her in jail he wants to know why she was released

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k66epna2Sss

And here's my favorite Paris video...

Funny stuff here guys !!! However, Hawk.. that takes it.

P.S, The clone is way hotter than the original..

She's back in jail now....

Better question is why the sheriff disobeyed the judges order, for a no release. Not good making a judge look stupid.

Mf

The judge did the right thing...

Whether or not he should have stuck her in the can with a "ain't gonna get released early" order is debatable, but once he did, the Sheriff better toe the line.

The judge probably called up the Sheriff and made a really easy proposition...someone's going in the can by 4pm today...you or her.

You decide.

Good decision on the part of the Sheriff...Paris can spend the next 16 years in there for all I care...and I'd be mighty surprised if she doesn't [censored] it up again, and soon, after she does get out...find herself right back there again.

"That's so not hot."

Fish on...

Todd

I think the reason behind the Judge's ruling is that she's a spoiled little bitch that's gotten away with murder all her life, and now she finally has to pay for her crime.

I suspect this may be the first real exposure Paris has had to anything close to reality. When all the information is filtered and only the "Gee, you're great!" stuff is spoon fed to the over-protected poop (sounds a little like today's schooling in general), what do you expect? This is probably a really traumatic and questionably healthy event in her life. I think it's called "growing up".

What was her tv show called, "The Real Life" or something like that? Well it looks like it is now.. What a drama queen!

Was she sent to jail for the dui or FTA on the case? I know when i never showed in court the penalty for being MIA became much steeper than the original sin i was appearing (or not) in front of the judge for. Is she in tears because she has to spend her time in isolation (you know she is lonely enough as it is in her shallowness) or the fact that her cell stinks because shes too lazy to clean it ? Rarely will a cell be clean upon arrival. Its up to the new occupant to brighten it up and make that SS toilet shine.

Paris = dumb C word.

Gee, maybe Paris can bring her TV crew down to the slammer and film her enjoying "the simple life" and gain some TV ratings during the summer rerun season.

PS: I don't thin Stam should do her. Paris is a porn slut. God knows what nasty cooties she's carrying.

t(s),

Pornis went to the can for a parole violation...she did not go to jail for her DUI, she had that sentence suspended in its entirety.

She had her license suspended due to the DUI, also, and has since been caught three times driving without her license.

On the final Driving With Suspended she finally had her parole violated, and had to go serve her DUI sentence...

She did not get 3 weeks for a DUI, she got 3 weeks for multiple violations of her parole.

Fish on...

Todd

She's not good looking either. Take away Grandpa's money and give her a flannel shirt and she fits right in working the return counter at Aberdeen Wal Mart.

Note to self...stop in at the Walmart in Aberdeen.
Paris in a flannel shirt with a little duct tape over her mouth sounds hot to me.

The Aberdeen Walmart is scary. I went in there to get propane canisters once. Holy Chit! It's even worse than the Shelton Wal Mart

I once had lunch in the Aberdeen BK on the way home from Neah. My bud and I were the only two (besides children) under 300 lbs. That was scary.
ps I've been to a Walmart once...in 1988 in Indiana to buy ammo.
I live in Seattle and we don't have one and I'm not going to drive to go to one. Unless Paris is really there with a flannel and the duct tape.

Flannel doesn't matter to me, I'm only going if there's duct tape.

you might find this funny as i did, but within 24hrs of pornis 2nd attempt at jail she found God. obviously he didn't see her first! most the time the people behind bars who claim to have found God are on dealth row. i just found this very funny.

Video is not available any longer.

Brewer: If she says she found God, then let's wait and see how long it is after she get's out of jail before she forgets Him.

I give her 24 hrs.

Could you imagine her in a Baptist Church?

MB