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#356965 - 06/06/07 04:19 PM Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny
IrishRogue Offline
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Registered: 08/08/06
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Beyond the fact that this is a funny joke bit from Sarah Silverman, it's absolutely priceless because Paris Hilton is *in the audience* during the performance. Gotta love the guts it took to do this in front of her:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upsbZgbh_mg
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#356967 - 06/06/07 04:29 PM Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny [Re: IrishRogue]
fishhead5 Offline
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Now that's some funny Shiat!!!!
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They need to limit Democrats to two terms, one in office, and one in prison.

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#356970 - 06/06/07 04:38 PM Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny [Re: fishhead5]
Sol Offline
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Registered: 12/19/03
Posts: 7477
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I don't know what's funnier, the look on Paris Hilton's face or the one on Jack Nickolson's.

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#356984 - 06/06/07 05:35 PM Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny [Re: Sol]
fishhead5 Offline
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Maybe Paris has got a little "Jack" in her ;\)
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It is not illegal to deplete a fishery by management.

They need to limit Democrats to two terms, one in office, and one in prison.

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#356994 - 06/06/07 06:15 PM Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny [Re: fishhead5]
B-RUN STEELY Offline
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 Originally Posted By: fishhead5
Maybe Paris has got a little "Jack" in her ;\)


Half the chicks in that audience do ;\)
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#356996 - 06/06/07 06:22 PM Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny [Re: B-RUN STEELY]
Sol Offline
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Registered: 12/19/03
Posts: 7477
Loc: Poulsbo
I've seen her videos. She sucks dick like a princess and she doesn't swallow.

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#356999 - 06/06/07 06:31 PM Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny [Re: Sol]
B-RUN STEELY Offline
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I'd still hit it. Yep.. I would.
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#357017 - 06/06/07 07:17 PM Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny [Re: B-RUN STEELY]
Sol Offline
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Registered: 12/19/03
Posts: 7477
Loc: Poulsbo
I wouldn't walk across the street to call her a cun%. If I'm gonna "hit" something she's gotta make my dick harder than the chinese alphabet and Paris doesn't do it.

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#357030 - 06/06/07 07:56 PM Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny [Re: Sol]
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Registered: 03/07/06
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Loc: WA
 Originally Posted By: Sol
I wouldn't walk across the street to call her a cun%. If I'm gonna "hit" something she's gotta make my dick harder than the chinese alphabet and Paris doesn't do it.

F**k, Sol could you get any funnier???....That was easily the funniest thing I've heard all day...

I don't know how you come up with stuff like that, but it's damn funny....

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#357049 - 06/06/07 08:36 PM Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny [Re: Knucklebustersonly]
Irie Offline
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Registered: 11/26/06
Posts: 4317
Loc: South Sound
Paris Hilton was a spoiled little princess that wanted to be famous because being rich wasn't enough. Well she got it, and now that she's tabloid figure and a punchline, I'm sure she's probably regretting every last bit of it.

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#357067 - 06/06/07 09:05 PM Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny [Re: Irie]
4Salt Offline
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Loc: Lynnwood, WA
I'd hit Sarah Silverman!

Yeah... and Paris too.
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#357078 - 06/06/07 09:16 PM Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny [Re: Irie]
fishhead5 Offline
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Maybe this one will get your chinese alphabet soup going Sol.


Girl talks about Paris


Edited by fishhead5 (06/06/07 09:17 PM)
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#357081 - 06/06/07 09:18 PM Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny [Re: fishhead5]
LoweDown Offline
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Registered: 08/07/06
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Loc: Forks, WA
...peach

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#357087 - 06/06/07 09:24 PM Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny [Re: Irie]
Snake Pliskin Offline
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Registered: 02/13/03
Posts: 1202
Loc: Duvall
Paris Hilton's 15 minutes of fame was up 3 years ago. I'm with Sol, she couldn't get me excited.............ever. Dumb, boring, untalented and not that hot. Sounds like some of my past relationships.
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#357094 - 06/06/07 09:29 PM Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny [Re: Snake Pliskin]
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Loc: Forks, WA

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#357162 - 06/07/07 09:13 AM Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny [Re: LoweDown]
Mingo Offline
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Registered: 03/27/05
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I'm sick of that spoiled anorexic Olive Oyl titless brat. I hope some big, fat mean tattooed stinky lesbian corners her in the Rec Yard and goes completely Mike Tyson on her. She needs a good old fashioned beatin'.
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#357175 - 06/07/07 10:36 AM Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny [Re: Mingo]
fishhead5 Offline
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Registered: 09/06/00
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Loc: Shelton
LD where do they find these people??
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Fishhead5

It is not illegal to deplete a fishery by management.

They need to limit Democrats to two terms, one in office, and one in prison.

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#357178 - 06/07/07 10:45 AM Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny [Re: fishhead5]
Addicted Offline
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Registered: 11/06/05
Posts: 2567
Loc: Whidbey Island
Well, she's out now. Home, confined to her home now.


Edited by Addicted (06/07/07 11:23 AM)
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#357188 - 06/07/07 11:12 AM Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny [Re: Addicted]
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Registered: 02/08/00
Posts: 3233
Loc: IDAHO
What a total bunch of Sh!t...

I have a freind who did an almost identical crime. DUI and DWP x 2 ( I admit thats not good as he has had others in the past)

However, here is the difference between him and Paris

1> He cut a deal to spend 90 days in county in addition to the 23 days he already spent there.
2> He lost his job while he was in county for the 23 days
3> He has a family, and his wife is a stay at home mom ( 3 little kids)
4> He won't be making any money off this deal by writing a book, or talk show appearances. He is pretty much screwed

Paris will be lounging out at the pool, talking on her phone and pretty much doing anything she wants . One another note: in the real world that little twat Linsey Lohan should be looking at her second DUI in a year, but is whisked away to re-hab before the cops get a chance to charge her... Fact is, if she was a normal kid she would have racked up 100 charges just for "comsumption" of alcohol. That little rag trots in and out of bars and for some reason thats just fine with the police.

Poor , poor Paris.. didn't want to eat her hot dogs and beans.. hell, in the real womans jail they call that " dinner and a date"
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#357196 - 06/07/07 11:30 AM Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny [Re: B-RUN STEELY]
Sol Offline
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Registered: 12/19/03
Posts: 7477
Loc: Poulsbo
It's not just Paris. If everything in California west of the San Andreas fault between San Fransisco and the Baja Peninsulla, including the entire entertainment industry, split away and fell into the ocean tomorrow our country would be a better place to live in. No more Entertainment Tonight or Access Hollywood bullshi%. The endless slaughter of human life and the glorification of crime scene investigation in the movies and on TV would go away. People might be more inclined to get off their fat asses and go outside and get some exercise.

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