#357204 - 06/07/07 11:47 AM
Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny
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Fry
Registered: 06/06/07
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Loc: auburn, wa
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she already out of jail...
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#357331 - 06/07/07 07:32 PM
Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny
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Parr
Registered: 07/22/06
Posts: 53
Loc: Seattle
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thats just it. she has no acting talent, doesnt seem to give a [censored] about anyone or anything and if it werent for the tabloid rags, weak ass entertainment tv shows and talk show hosts monologue jokes, noone would know who the lame skeez even is. hey sol, if she was on fire would you at least urinate on her with a loaded pistol?
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#357391 - 06/07/07 10:56 PM
Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny
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Registered: 03/27/05
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She was released due to a "medical condition". She breaks out in hives if she can't order servants around, go shopping, pose for paparazzi and shoot home-made porno vids at least twice a day.
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#357530 - 06/08/07 04:45 PM
Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny
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#357535 - 06/08/07 05:13 PM
Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny
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River Nutrients
Registered: 02/08/00
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Loc: IDAHO
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Funny stuff here guys !!! However, Hawk.. that takes it.
P.S, The clone is way hotter than the original..
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#357556 - 06/08/07 06:32 PM
Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny
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River Nutrients
Registered: 03/07/06
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Loc: WA
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She's back in jail now....
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#357584 - 06/08/07 09:09 PM
Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny
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River Nutrients
Registered: 01/13/07
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Loc: Pasco Bulldog country
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Better question is why the sheriff disobeyed the judges order, for a no release. Not good making a judge look stupid.
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#357605 - 06/08/07 10:31 PM
Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny
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Registered: 03/08/99
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Loc: Seattle, Washington USA
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The judge did the right thing...
Whether or not he should have stuck her in the can with a "ain't gonna get released early" order is debatable, but once he did, the Sheriff better toe the line.
The judge probably called up the Sheriff and made a really easy proposition...someone's going in the can by 4pm today...you or her.
You decide.
Good decision on the part of the Sheriff...Paris can spend the next 16 years in there for all I care...and I'd be mighty surprised if she doesn't [censored] it up again, and soon, after she does get out...find herself right back there again.
"That's so not hot."
Fish on...
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#357702 - 06/09/07 01:47 PM
Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny
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Registered: 01/11/03
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Loc: Olypen
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I suspect this may be the first real exposure Paris has had to anything close to reality. When all the information is filtered and only the "Gee, you're great!" stuff is spoon fed to the over-protected poop (sounds a little like today's schooling in general), what do you expect? This is probably a really traumatic and questionably healthy event in her life. I think it's called "growing up".
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#357744 - 06/09/07 05:04 PM
Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny
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Parr
Registered: 07/22/06
Posts: 53
Loc: Seattle
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Was she sent to jail for the dui or FTA on the case? I know when i never showed in court the penalty for being MIA became much steeper than the original sin i was appearing (or not) in front of the judge for. Is she in tears because she has to spend her time in isolation (you know she is lonely enough as it is in her shallowness) or the fact that her cell stinks because shes too lazy to clean it ? Rarely will a cell be clean upon arrival. Its up to the new occupant to brighten it up and make that SS toilet shine.
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#357752 - 06/09/07 05:23 PM
Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny
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Dah Rivah Stinkah Pink Mastah
Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 6207
Loc: zipper
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Paris = dumb C word.
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#357798 - 06/09/07 10:57 PM
Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny
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Dick Nipples
Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 27838
Loc: Seattle, Washington USA
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t(s),
Pornis went to the can for a parole violation...she did not go to jail for her DUI, she had that sentence suspended in its entirety.
She had her license suspended due to the DUI, also, and has since been caught three times driving without her license.
On the final Driving With Suspended she finally had her parole violated, and had to go serve her DUI sentence...
She did not get 3 weeks for a DUI, she got 3 weeks for multiple violations of her parole.
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