#356965 - 06/06/07 04:19 PM
Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny
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Poon it! Poon it! Poon it!
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Beyond the fact that this is a funny joke bit from Sarah Silverman, it's absolutely priceless because Paris Hilton is *in the audience* during the performance. Gotta love the guts it took to do this in front of her: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upsbZgbh_mg
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#356967 - 06/06/07 04:29 PM
Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny
[Re: IrishRogue]
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Now that's some funny Shiat!!!!
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#356994 - 06/06/07 06:15 PM
Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny
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River Nutrients
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Maybe Paris has got a little "Jack" in her Half the chicks in that audience do
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#356999 - 06/06/07 06:31 PM
Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny
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I'd still hit it. Yep.. I would.
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#357030 - 06/06/07 07:56 PM
Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny
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I wouldn't walk across the street to call her a cun%. If I'm gonna "hit" something she's gotta make my dick harder than the chinese alphabet and Paris doesn't do it. F**k, Sol could you get any funnier???....That was easily the funniest thing I've heard all day... I don't know how you come up with stuff like that, but it's damn funny....
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#357067 - 06/06/07 09:05 PM
Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny
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I'd hit Sarah Silverman!
Yeah... and Paris too.
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#357078 - 06/06/07 09:16 PM
Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny
[Re: Irie]
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Maybe this one will get your chinese alphabet soup going Sol. Girl talks about Paris
Edited by fishhead5 (06/06/07 09:17 PM)
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#357087 - 06/06/07 09:24 PM
Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny
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Paris Hilton's 15 minutes of fame was up 3 years ago. I'm with Sol, she couldn't get me excited.............ever. Dumb, boring, untalented and not that hot. Sounds like some of my past relationships.
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#357094 - 06/06/07 09:29 PM
Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny
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#357162 - 06/07/07 09:13 AM
Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny
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I'm sick of that spoiled anorexic Olive Oyl titless brat. I hope some big, fat mean tattooed stinky lesbian corners her in the Rec Yard and goes completely Mike Tyson on her. She needs a good old fashioned beatin'.
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#357175 - 06/07/07 10:36 AM
Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny
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LD where do they find these people??
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#357178 - 06/07/07 10:45 AM
Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny
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Well, she's out now. Home, confined to her home now.
Edited by Addicted (06/07/07 11:23 AM)
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#357188 - 06/07/07 11:12 AM
Re: Paris Hilton in Jail: Funny
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What a total bunch of Sh!t...
I have a freind who did an almost identical crime. DUI and DWP x 2 ( I admit thats not good as he has had others in the past)
However, here is the difference between him and Paris
1> He cut a deal to spend 90 days in county in addition to the 23 days he already spent there. 2> He lost his job while he was in county for the 23 days 3> He has a family, and his wife is a stay at home mom ( 3 little kids) 4> He won't be making any money off this deal by writing a book, or talk show appearances. He is pretty much screwed
Paris will be lounging out at the pool, talking on her phone and pretty much doing anything she wants . One another note: in the real world that little twat Linsey Lohan should be looking at her second DUI in a year, but is whisked away to re-hab before the cops get a chance to charge her... Fact is, if she was a normal kid she would have racked up 100 charges just for "comsumption" of alcohol. That little rag trots in and out of bars and for some reason thats just fine with the police.
Poor , poor Paris.. didn't want to eat her hot dogs and beans.. hell, in the real womans jail they call that " dinner and a date"
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