My pellet gun is about to accidently go off in the house and kill that motherfuc%er.

I actually killed a canadian goose with a Titleist on a 3 wood shot some years ago. Geese are thick on the golf courses over here in the spring time. There were about 10 of them out in the fair way and I hit it on the fly from about 225 out. The ball hit it low in the neck, and it was flopping around in a circle sorta of paralized on one side. When I got up to it, it was laying there with one wing flopping up and down and quivering. It gave it a Karate chop in the head with a 7 iron to finish it off. I picked it up and threw it over to the side. Some other guys saw this, and when they got to the club house went in and told on me... ( Like there was anything I could do about it ?) When we got done a guy came out and asked me if I was the guy who killed the goose over on 14. I told him I was, and that I really didn't know what to do about it. He says " Do about what ?? congratulations, I hate those F&^kers "..

Another time a guy I was golfing with lauched a driver shot that screamed into these peoples backyard and went inside of this patio deal and bounced around and broke a window. They were not home at the time so he left a note and told the next door neibour. They never called him so he was wondering what to do about it. Then he stopped by and they told him they got his note but had insurance for that type of thing, thanked him for stopping by and gave him about 200 balls they had plucked out of their yard, in like 1 season

I use my potato gun to scare geese of my lawn and my dock, and just last week I hit one in the ass flying away off the lawn. It didn't drop, but the thing dipped a little in mid-air after getting corn-holed.

what did you get on that hole, birdie?, eagle?

I got goose


I was playin with a dude that joined us and first shot he hit a goosling 30 yards off the tee--thing drops and momma comes hissen at him--I am like dude you need to take care of that bird man--so out came the 5 iron