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#360207 - 06/23/07 10:43 PM Re: Men.....and why they suck at meeting women [Re: John Lee Hookum]
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#360215 - 06/24/07 01:29 AM Re: Men.....and why they suck at meeting women [Re: John Lee Hookum]
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JLH, Look out, or Merg Rickles will call you a hockey puck or something that he, and only he considers funny. Gotta hand it to Vhawk for tryin' to reign the little pup in before he gets nailed by animal control. What's with this whelp, anyways? Issues stemming from perceived childhood abuse at the hands of his self proclaimed NAZI father? Breast fed too long? Whatever the reason or reasons are, we can all be rest assured that he will eventually grow up, provided somebody dosen't kill him first. And when he does, he will see the light, and look back on his impertinent youth and say to himself, wow , was I REALLY that much of a pain in the ass? And everyone will say YES YOU WERE! \:\/ And Aunty, good on you for telling him to blow his nose and go to bed without dessert.. but you forgot to tell him to button up his back door flap on his jammies... \:D


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#360226 - 06/24/07 09:43 AM Re: Men.....and why they suck at meeting women [Re: nookie dreamin']
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 Originally Posted By: nookie dreamin'
Breast fed too long?


I would guess from all this that 12 is too long.
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#360265 - 06/24/07 05:06 PM Re: Men.....and why they suck at meeting women [Re: fish4brains]
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#360268 - 06/24/07 05:49 PM Re: Men.....and why they suck at meeting women [Re: John Lee Hookum]
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#360274 - 06/24/07 06:54 PM Re: Men.....and why they suck at meeting women [Re: ]
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 Originally Posted By: AuntyM
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the girls i hang out with wear heels or stilletos to a nice dinner


Playing dress up is so fun for you kids. Do you wear a feather boa too?

Arm candy does not make for a solid, long term relationship. If you don't have the money, no woman worth a damn is going to stick around to be treated nice while she lives in your shack and drives your broken down pickup truck.

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sigh....as a woman..you can never understand


I understand perfectly. You're just a tad past being out of diapers and need your backside swatted and sent to bed without desert. Go blow your runny nose and stand up straight.

When youi've had a releationship last, say, more than 33 years years, then you can tell someone you know something. Right now, all you know how to do is pester the hell out of some girls and annoy the grown ups.





my sig pretty much covers this one i dont think i need to say much \:\)
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#360285 - 06/24/07 08:27 PM Re: Men.....and why they suck at meeting women [Re: ]
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Oh i will. rest assured.

i used to work at a cemetary in puyallup. that was a sobering expirience. i walked around the graves and looked at the ages of the people when they died. Look at the year it was. look at the people that came to visit them. very sobering. At 22 its hard to see death looming just around the corner. But to be 60 something and know that any day something could just quit, blow out, break. But yet to worry about it is the catch 22 isnt it. how can you enjoy life while your worried about it ending suddenly. I would mow those cemetary lawns all day atop a john deere, thinking about what it would be like to be older and know that your life is more than half over and you really didnt do squat. Just another ant on an anthill. To think that you only had so long to enjoy youth and the advantages it has. My Dad strangely has hammered this home for me. i can see it on his face when he has to quit early form working in the yard or outside. He hates not being able to work as long as he wants. or have the stamina he once had. He tells more stories now then ever about his younger days. stories i had never heard. Although i dont agree with the way my dad thinks sometimes i have enormous respect for him and the WISDOM he has. Very smart man. Sad to see how much he hates being older. From what i see and hear from this thread is: wisdom is not attained through age.


Nor is it attained from studying. its a rare thing that is had through understanding expiriences. You can have expirience...but if you dont understand the outcomes of those expiriences, or the "why" you will go on living and thinking the same way until the end of time. Proven in the last 100 posts by myself and others. interesting.

sorry if any one was offended. i never meant to be rude. some things come out wrong...more often than not with me \:\)

this has been a fun and entertaining thread...thanx a bunch guys \:\)
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#360290 - 06/24/07 09:18 PM Re: Men.....and why they suck at meeting women [Re: Mergantroider]
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Bedtime??? I think so per several requests \:\)
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