sooooo....HUGE SET BACK. At the last minute...ashley, lisa and her group dropped out. She was the one that was the most gung ho about this. Apperantly ( we didnt take this into consideration) it is fathers day Sunday. So her dad wants to go to a rodeo with the family. So she boned out. of course since she's not going her friends arent going. Both the Jasons dropped out. One has a body building competition and the other has a modeling gig in everett. so the couple of girls they were bringing arent coming.

All hope is not lost. i made some emergency calls and i think we can still pull of plenty of numbers. I hung out with a few of them last night....The Captain hung out with me all night

so those girls are definetly going. my girlfriend, and all of the Jager girls. Chelsea is totally gung ho but she is coming Sunday. I have some feelers out with a few different girls that i beleive will go too. But it just pissed me off....ive been planning this like 2 months now...she knew the whole time what day it was......irritating

You're learning that getting chicks from point A to point B is like hearding cats, bro.

"emergency calls " usually end up less than you expect..

fathers day.....bad planning...didnt even think about it.

I should have pictures of the whole roster in a day or two.

Tim, you left off a sentance...

getting chicks from point A to point B is like hearding cats across the carpet by dragging them tail-first.

Give up...save your energy for a better cause.

Better yet, instead of dragging the cat, bait them into a corner with something really shiny and expensive looking...they will come a-runnin all on their own......

Clearly, you need better bait for some fish.

(Old age and treachery can often make up for youth and energy)

Mike

hahahah theres no energy involved. i just call around. nah its just the nature of things. you invite 30 to get 15 "for sures" Its the nature of organizing things where people are involved. i encounter it every time

especially these types of women. if they fart wrong they could change their mind about there whole life goals.

So that's why I could never one of those types of gals...sounds rather like nitro-glycerine...shake 'em up too much and everything blows to hell!

Mike

It's amazing what man can overlook when he's balls deep with carpet burns on his knees.

i am not sure where that came from there Sol....but i will give you 2 and 1 half points for originality

I've been stacking cane in the sugar shack for 24 years now. I know stuff about chicks.

Merg: that line of Sol's is older than you are...but still a good one!

MB

Another line that comes to mind for Merg's current state - Fish and Women can both smell Desperation!

Merg:
Listen to the words of wisdom from your elders, Grasshopper.

Dude, I still have tears coming out of my eyes... Thats one of the best one liners I've read all year...

Keith

my gawd ...here we go....your right...alright so i ask then...since you all seem to have put together congregations of women ALL the time in all your years of wisdom of organizing many groups of women...what should i do O wise ones? Exactly. So dont get all "older than you, done that, been there" speech. I practically do this for a living. The problem arises when i stop going out and i dont have the repoire ( spelling ?) of party man anymore. I have a girlfriend and i dont really hang out with girls anymore. Just because Sol can dig up some saying from a bad John Holmes movie, doesnt mean he is anything other than a pervert that watches Classic Porn. ( that was a compliment Sol ) I dont see any of you out here contributing anything other than quick wit....or half of it anyway. But as they say excuses are like a$$holes every ones got them. I enjoy being smarter than i look and not as dumb as you are. : ) '


So you three wily weezing washed up wisdom wannabe's can put that in your pipe and smoke it....

Illiteration aside...its like my momma always said...if you dont have something nice to say....dont say nuthin at all. So this paragraph has been me....saying nothing at all. : )

bunch of negative vultures always ready to jump in with your "wisdom" : )

love you guys

Addicted has this gig down pat.. Instead of clogging the airwaves with never ending yada yada about some time someplace down the road.. he just does his thing and posts the results.

The "hype" is gonna be your down fall on this one.. Jebus, is it next Monday yet ???

wow....that was a good one...if taht was motor oil it wouldnt wet the end aof the dipstick let alone hit the add one quart

To your credit I was easily twice as stupid as you when I was your age. That was a compliment, too, fuc%nuts.

"What should you do?" It doesn't matter, you're dealing with twenty-something year old pains-in-the-ass all sitting on a open wound that needs attention. You're screwed.