As soon as I get accosted by two bikini clad hotties looking for directions. Unfortunately, it's the clueless dudes that get all the breaks.

if I had thought for one moment that I could have had these chicks remove thier tops and then take photo proof I would have....but something was up with these two...they were more interested in where they were going then how they got there.

You can stop right there. We all know that anyone with an iPhone wouldn't have any interest in doing anything with a women other than shopping.

...or maybe frosting each other's hair.

Fish on...

Todd

Kind of reminds me of the joke where the guy is sitting in a bar watching this beautiful young woman in the hopes that he would be noticed. This older woman sitting between him and the younger woman asks him if he would like to smell the young woman's "kitty". The guy says yea sure and then the older woman burps in his face.

years ago in yakima i was working a jazz & brew festiville. manning the jockey box i had a repeat visit by two stunning hotties. one a blonde the other a brunnette. say college age. the brunnette was my pick! not letting a oppertunity slip i went for a opening. knowing that all women just love to hear anything that is very good about themselves. i asked my i give you a compliment? she said why yes, sweetly. your hair is is done up very beautifull today. as i'm pouring thier hefewiezens the blonde turns the brunnette to herself and puts a full blown lip lock french kiss on her and begins to grab her breasts!!! HOLY SMOKES!!! i over poured the beer! they grabbed thier two hefes', the blonde pulled her by the arm and looked back at me and said " she's mine" and off they went.

the story here is this, it doesn't matter how hott the dykes look, they prefer the same teams equipment. sad i know, but thats the story.

Cant sell a dog to woman that likes cats.

You know how you tell if they're twins? They lick alike

I like the one with the big [censored]

Got milk

Jeez I leave town for a few days the dark side perks up.

The one on the right, no the one second from...I just can't pick!

I'd hit all six at the same time.

Ya do gotta be careful these days!

The Kinks had it right so many years ago...a "warning" of sorts to us young studs of the day to always make sure with the "Mick Dundee Beaver Check"

I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola
See-oh-el-aye cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola
El-oh-el-aye Lola la-la-la-la Lola


Mike

Must be one of mergs buddies

Speaking of bikini's, since I'm now single again and will be for the rest of my life, I think I'll take up yoga. Especially if the fellow students look like this.
http://www.break.com/index/why-i-want-to-try-yogo.html

Funny how I'm not seeing anything like this when I work out at my local Bally's Fitness Center.
Enjoy,
Brian

You might as well do it naked because your shorts won't be hiding a damn thing.

stonedfish....thank you .

heh heh............Brian is single again...........heh heh.................