You'd be first on my hit list if I was, bromo.

Joke. I can barely tollerate Todd as a friend.

This could be a fun thread.....

When I ask you "what's wrong" and then you say "nothing...." then there is nothing wrong.
Don't come back an hour (or 2 days later) and tell there was something wrong.

We don't read minds and don't pretend to read minds....

When we call your name....that means gett your a$$ down here, front and center.
Don't say "What?" from the next room or from your bedroom....I didn't call your name out just to hear it out loud.

With a friend like me, who needs an enemy?

Fish on...

Todd

Oh my god...you owe me a new keyboard...theres coffee everywhere!

Blondbud.

Fallwell's Right in the graveyard at midnight after I dig him up.
I'm a bad man.

Stam, just to help him through this dry spell

Oh, no. If you were a gay guy?

I'm pretty sure that's going to lead to some clowning coming my way.

I always wanted to skull-fuc% TK.

Kudo's to Stamenella---you did a darn good job, great girls! I think they will accually contribute to this world!

I thought Blondebud was working me?

Here's a couple posters for the new living room.

#11 dont stand in front of the tube when the games on dusting .

#12 If get a "boyfriend" before you turn 18 make sure he can outrun the shot from my 12 guage.

Does your brother suck dick too?

Florida? That answers my question.

You can be a good sport at times.

Rule # avid....NEVER get married.

Several years ago, I found this in a Walla Walla phone book of all places, so I photo copied it and have had it ever since. Have to say these are pretty accurate...although one time I was in a cranky mood and used #1. That was BAD scene.


Rules that Men Wished Women Knew

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat; it it's up, put it down.

3. Birthdays, valentines, and anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present once again.

4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

5. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.

6. Sunday = football. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

7. Anything you wear is fine. Really.

8. Shopping is not a sport.

9. You have enough clothes.

10. You have too many shoes.

11. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

12. No, we don't know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

13. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers.

14. Headaches lasting 17 days are a problem. See a doctor.

15. Your mother doesn't have to be our best friend.

16. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissable in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.

17. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other.

18. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?

19. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done, but not both.

20. Please confine your talking to commercials.