Too many lines in the fire. Here's one for ya. I'm at home last night entertaining some skanky MILF I dug up online, or as was the case it was her turn to entertain me, when another car pulls into the driveway. I jump up and grab a blanket for cover and while she heads for a bedroom to hide, I answer the door. It's my friend Michelle, who I'd invited over earlier, before I had made araingements with the gal I was with. Pretty cool, huh.

Surprised you didn't invite her in to join you 2. All I can say is you are on the prowl.

Zero to done.
Somewhat fond memories of my first year being divorced.
When they start dropping by when the girls are over you will not be happy.

I remember those days!

There was once a time I was seeing 3 at once. None of them even knew each other. Then one day there was a party at which all three happened to have mutual friends at and the gossip started flowing.

I never got laid in that town again and I left for good a couple months later.

I do not even know you but I think you just became my hero!

So what happened?

I think that Tim is actually 42. I don't see him paying for the movie either.

I think it's better if I just let you ponder the posibilities.

I think the applicable term is frantic

Before I got married I was once over at a MILF's house smacking that ass, when her old "boyfriend" of sorts come by. It wasnt fun while I was standing naked in the shower with my jeans and shirt in a bundle while she scared him away at the door. Plus I couldnt hear a thing because of the fan running in the room. I didn't know if he came in or what. I was freaked out. She was 32, I was 22. Beautiful Spanish girl from Guadalahara.
Those were the days......

So I wanna know, what did the girl whose was wrapped up in the other blanket hear? Was it a "solicitor" at the door ?

They probably ran into each other in the hall got mad at Sol and left. Leaving him alone with palmala handerson. Or There was sum wild and crazy sh*at goin' down and He's too much of a genleman to kiss and tell. LOL . Hmmmmmmm? We can only wonder-TBJ

I'm gonna seriously laugh my ass off *when* Sol gets re-married.

It is only a matter of time until he finds the "perfect" one and as they say the rest is history. Enjoy it while it lasts and beware of the gift that keeps on giving.

When I find one that smells like herring I'll send her your way, Thomas.

Once I answered the door and saw who it was, I removed the blanket with a smile on my face and said I was busy. She left. I would love to say she came in and did the wild thing, but no can do. When I finally do stack a couple up like lunch meat I'll let ya'll know about it.

Parker, that ain't gonna happen.

Re: Sol's *real* date last night?

And on that note, here's what Sol's gonna look like after being single for three months.....

It actually takes about 6 months to end up with that look. Don't ask me how I know that

Dude, that's a married man's arm. Notice he's not laying in the middle of the bed.

NOFISH: I hereby submit my resignation from this disingenuous establishment.

P.S. Maybe that's Blade's trick, he just alternates arms between reps.

Wow, is your *fore*Skin getting a little thin? LOL

Your going to see it, shortly, when I shove it in your eye.