Dear Dr. Sol, I am a 38 year old man who fishes too much to find time for dating. I still get some every now and then as even a blind pig finds an acorn once in a while. My question is, Do you think that the internet dating thing is worth wasting my time on? or is it so lame that I should just be happy with getting some once in a while and keep on fishing at will. signed-TBJ

Here's the deal on the internet scene. The dating sites like, singlesnet, match, eharmony, etc., are full of nothing but chicks looking for a soul mate, not a sol mate, so be prepared to be interrogated via email before getting the chance to stab one. I know you, I would suggest lieing and deceit as your best strategy here. Craigslist is hit or miss. Roll the dice for a shot at a hottie from Barcelona or Shaqwanda from the projects.

Personally, I have carnel knowledge of 6 different women in the last two months and I an burned out. All things considered, I would rather beat-off than deal with the drama, so I'm going to put my energy into other interests. If my "match" is out there, which I truely doubt at this point, she is going to have to find me.

That's the sum total of my knowledge on the subject.

Dear Doctor Sol

I have so many questions

1> why do I look like my friends dad ???
2> How come I don't care about all the negative press and still want to hit Britney Spears like a mack truck.. is that bad ??
3> If I took a Viagra, would I really have a boner for 4 hours, or would I blow and be done ???

B-Run think 12 hours. Don't ask me how I know.

Dear Dr. Sol,

My Nieghbor is a 37 year old recently divorced Milf. How do I hit it without ruining my life?

Who's the goon that pined this thread?

Irie: I suggest offering your neighbor a cocktail tainted with rohypnol or ketamine. When she falls asleep you can hit it without her knowledge. Be sure to use plenty of lubricant and clean her up before redressing her.

Who's the goon that pined this thread?

That would be Mr Goon or perhaps Sir Goon to you.

I'm sure you're laughing about it. That's all that counts.

Dear Dr. Sol
Summerrun sent me this link: http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/w4m/420724317.html

He was asking for himself but I'm thinkin I might like an inmate girlfirend too. Do you know if they have those trailers at the Gig Harbor prison?

You people kill me.

Dear Dr. Sol.

Hi! Is it wrong to want to bang chicks that are half my age?

I'll take this one Sol.
Avid it's not wrong but it will make your head hurt. I speak from experience.
There's a lot to be said for sticking to chicks 35-45 and shutting your eyes and thinking about the 22 year olds.

seastrike,
now thats funny, I don't care who you are.

Dear Dr. Sol,

How many more until I find a cure

hey seastrike, that link was deleted by its author...what did i ever do to deserve that disrespect:) and hey i should have posted a pic of that f'in hottie blonde babe i took to the hawks game...dont tell me to forget about the young ones old man...cheers

Dr Sol: when you are backpacking through Thailand and beat up two ladyboys that tried to mug you after hitting go go bars all night should you feel bad or laugh about it?

In all seriousness, bud, alcohol and drugs are not cures. I'm sure you know that already. I still drink and smoke weed on the weekends because I like too and it's part of who I am, but since I asked my wife for a divorce I don't feel the *need* to do it. There's an important distinction there and it took me a long time to figure it out, mostly because I never allowed myself to consider divorce a valid option.

Dear Dr. Sol,

I've been known to look like a hillbilly. I've bee known to act like a hillbilly. Am I a hillbilly?

No, you are an Enigma, undefinable, my man.

I think the "billy" part might be applicable---- like in billygoat.

I'm curious if it's ok to do the young chick AND her mom?