get plastic surgery so you look like Ty Pennington from extreme home makeover?

In your case I believe it was her that released you, in which case she punches you on her card. All you need to do is swim away.

Still fighting that one, but if I see the net coming out I'm ready to spit the hook!!

How are you going to do that when she's got you snagged in the ass?

If I was you I'd spool her, but thats just me.

With my luck I'll slice my tee-shot and end up looking around in the brush for my balls again.

Don't worry about that slice, sometime the best look at the hole is from the other fairway

I'm not a golfer.....but the way you put it sol makes me think that I might have to go find some greens. The only hard part (no pun intended) is trying to figure out which greens have been mowed and properly manicured. Yup....looks like I need to go play a few rounds of golf on a 3 hole course!

Tim

Dear Dr. Sol.

I've cured a lot of eggs over the last dozen years or so. Therefor, I've cured my hands a bit while fishing them eggs for kings. How much longer will my hands last in the grave than the rest of my body?

Addict,
Not only will your hands last longer, also the part of your body your hands touched most...

Uh oh.

Richard do you sleep? Ever?

Usually about 4 hours a night, my dad and grandma are the same way, runs in the family, curse or a blessing, depending on how you look at it. On the rare occasion, 5.5 or 6 if I've had a long night at the camfire or just worn out. Good thing I don't do any drugs, I'd never sleep and the world would be sick of me.

I'm sick of ya so shut the hell up already.

Just kidding, bro. This guy is serious, folks. He busted his body up about as bad as you can on a snowboard without dieing and refused to fill any of his pain med perscriptions. Can you say Anvil head?

I bet that pisses you off!!

Maybe Cindy was right about you.

Well, from Sol's previous on-line description of that body part, looks like there will always a be a long flag pole at Addicted's grave site!

Heh. We can get him a big white flag to put on it with "HUNG" written on it in black lettering.



PS. In order for this to work, I think you'll need to over-dose on Viagra first, Ricardo!

Bucket it seems is in Alaska and Sol is working his arse off(right?) making sure he can afford it.

No Jerry--Bucket is in Alaska workin his arse off--SOL IS NOT EMPLOYED AT MY BUSINESS--HE DOES NOT WORK FOR ME. It takes real special people like NOFISH, Scarecrow, and Cowardly Lion to employ someone like Sol. I don't have the patience!

Love/hate relationship! mostly hate

I can't fault Bucket, I can barely stand myself.