Dear Dr. Sol, I am a 38 year old man who fishes too much to find time for dating. I still get some every now and then as even a blind pig finds an acorn once in a while. My question is, Do you think that the internet dating thing is worth wasting my time on? or is it so lame that I should just be happy with getting some once in a while and keep on fishing at will. signed-TBJ

Here's the deal on the internet scene. The dating sites like, singlesnet, match, eharmony, etc., are full of nothing but chicks looking for a soul mate, not a sol mate, so be prepared to be interrogated via email before getting the chance to stab one. I know you, I would suggest lieing and deceit as your best strategy here. Craigslist is hit or miss. Roll the dice for a shot at a hottie from Barcelona or Shaqwanda from the projects.

Personally, I have carnel knowledge of 6 different women in the last two months and I an burned out. All things considered, I would rather beat-off than deal with the drama, so I'm going to put my energy into other interests. If my "match" is out there, which I truely doubt at this point, she is going to have to find me.

That's the sum total of my knowledge on the subject.

Dear Doctor Sol

I have so many questions

1> why do I look like my friends dad ???
2> How come I don't care about all the negative press and still want to hit Britney Spears like a mack truck.. is that bad ??
3> If I took a Viagra, would I really have a boner for 4 hours, or would I blow and be done ???

B-Run think 12 hours. Don't ask me how I know.

Dear Dr. Sol,

My Nieghbor is a 37 year old recently divorced Milf. How do I hit it without ruining my life?

Who's the goon that pined this thread?

Irie: I suggest offering your neighbor a cocktail tainted with rohypnol or ketamine. When she falls asleep you can hit it without her knowledge. Be sure to use plenty of lubricant and clean her up before redressing her.

Who's the goon that pined this thread?

That would be Mr Goon or perhaps Sir Goon to you.

I'm sure you're laughing about it. That's all that counts.

Dear Dr. Sol
Summerrun sent me this link: http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/w4m/420724317.html

He was asking for himself but I'm thinkin I might like an inmate girlfirend too. Do you know if they have those trailers at the Gig Harbor prison?

You people kill me.

Dear Dr. Sol.

Hi! Is it wrong to want to bang chicks that are half my age?

I'll take this one Sol.
Avid it's not wrong but it will make your head hurt. I speak from experience.
There's a lot to be said for sticking to chicks 35-45 and shutting your eyes and thinking about the 22 year olds.

seastrike,
now thats funny, I don't care who you are.

Dear Dr. Sol,

How many more until I find a cure

hey seastrike, that link was deleted by its author...what did i ever do to deserve that disrespect:) and hey i should have posted a pic of that f'in hottie blonde babe i took to the hawks game...dont tell me to forget about the young ones old man...cheers

Dr Sol: when you are backpacking through Thailand and beat up two ladyboys that tried to mug you after hitting go go bars all night should you feel bad or laugh about it?

In all seriousness, bud, alcohol and drugs are not cures. I'm sure you know that already. I still drink and smoke weed on the weekends because I like too and it's part of who I am, but since I asked my wife for a divorce I don't feel the *need* to do it. There's an important distinction there and it took me a long time to figure it out, mostly because I never allowed myself to consider divorce a valid option.

Dear Dr. Sol,

I've been known to look like a hillbilly. I've bee known to act like a hillbilly. Am I a hillbilly?

No, you are an Enigma, undefinable, my man.

I think the "billy" part might be applicable---- like in billygoat.

I'm curious if it's ok to do the young chick AND her mom?

I'll refer you to my colleague, Dr. Seastrike on that question, along with any questions about wife beating and transgender attraction.

Mother daughter? What kind of a question is that?
Just be like B-Run the mack truck. Hit it.

Dear Dr. Sol,

If guys Jack off, does that mean Girls Jill off?

My sister's name is Jill, I'll ask her.

Dear Dr. Sol,
When picking up a chick while fishing from the beach is it proper etiquette to return hre to the beach when I am done?

And how do I mark that on my catch card??

Oh man, that was good.

HAd a girl ask me the same question about picking up a guy on the beach--- must just be a coincidence. In my limited experience it's always the female letting the guy THINK he's picking her up.

So where did she eventually drop you off ?? back where you started our out in the sticks someplace ??

Didn't leave with her, I have my values.

Deer Dr. Sol, I am only 12yrs. old and I visited the Zoo last week and took this picture...Can you explain why the daddy monkey looks so happy?

I don't want the youngster to wait so I'll answer this one.

Ya see kid sometimes when daddy mokeys use their rods in closed waters they catch the crabs. Mommy mokey is picking the crabs off daddy monkey and it feels goooood.

Be good.

RVW

Oh man this is getting good I am LMFAO-TBJ

HAHA thats is some funny stuff

Dear Dr. Sol. I have a friend who while partying in Thailand picked up this chick and took her back to his hotel room. After a heavy make out session and recieving oral pleasure he proceded to reciprocate. Well it turns out he picked up a dude and he flipped out and threw the ladyboy out. Does this make him a bad guy? BTW I have never been to Thailand.-TBJ

Dear Dr. Sol,
I am a memger of a very popular fishing forum in which most of the members are all around good people and fun to be around. However, there are some that are arrogant egotistical know it alls, that stink up the forum with their constant blathering and boasts about their conquests of the opposite sex. This has become extremely annoying, and no amount of slamming seems to shut them up. What would you do?? signed, exasperated

CRAP!!!! Looks like I killed another one....

Only if you're 20.

or 30

That's funny! One time my Dad and I were eating breakfast and this cute little chick walks by. Pops says "Jesus look at that!" I said "Dad she's like 16." He says " I don't give a sh!t!!!" It's genetic

dear sol, how do i become a big stud like the merg ?

get plastic surgery so you look like Ty Pennington from extreme home makeover?

In your case I believe it was her that released you, in which case she punches you on her card. All you need to do is swim away.

Still fighting that one, but if I see the net coming out I'm ready to spit the hook!!

How are you going to do that when she's got you snagged in the ass?

If I was you I'd spool her, but thats just me.

With my luck I'll slice my tee-shot and end up looking around in the brush for my balls again.

Don't worry about that slice, sometime the best look at the hole is from the other fairway

I'm not a golfer.....but the way you put it sol makes me think that I might have to go find some greens. The only hard part (no pun intended) is trying to figure out which greens have been mowed and properly manicured. Yup....looks like I need to go play a few rounds of golf on a 3 hole course!

Tim

Dear Dr. Sol.

I've cured a lot of eggs over the last dozen years or so. Therefor, I've cured my hands a bit while fishing them eggs for kings. How much longer will my hands last in the grave than the rest of my body?

Addict,
Not only will your hands last longer, also the part of your body your hands touched most...

Uh oh.

Richard do you sleep? Ever?

Usually about 4 hours a night, my dad and grandma are the same way, runs in the family, curse or a blessing, depending on how you look at it. On the rare occasion, 5.5 or 6 if I've had a long night at the camfire or just worn out. Good thing I don't do any drugs, I'd never sleep and the world would be sick of me.

I'm sick of ya so shut the hell up already.

Just kidding, bro. This guy is serious, folks. He busted his body up about as bad as you can on a snowboard without dieing and refused to fill any of his pain med perscriptions. Can you say Anvil head?

I bet that pisses you off!!

Maybe Cindy was right about you.

Well, from Sol's previous on-line description of that body part, looks like there will always a be a long flag pole at Addicted's grave site!

Heh. We can get him a big white flag to put on it with "HUNG" written on it in black lettering.



PS. In order for this to work, I think you'll need to over-dose on Viagra first, Ricardo!

Bucket it seems is in Alaska and Sol is working his arse off(right?) making sure he can afford it.

No Jerry--Bucket is in Alaska workin his arse off--SOL IS NOT EMPLOYED AT MY BUSINESS--HE DOES NOT WORK FOR ME. It takes real special people like NOFISH, Scarecrow, and Cowardly Lion to employ someone like Sol. I don't have the patience!

Love/hate relationship! mostly hate

I can't fault Bucket, I can barely stand myself.

I think Bucket needs to open the Naknek phone book and look up Shaqwanda.....he seems AWFUL tense lately.......

I'm sure he brought his tools.

Actually Aunty, we shipped Bucket to Alaska to get rid of a cranky Bucket

Truth is I'm really not sure what Bucket thinks of me, but I know when I ask him for a favor or I need help he has always been there for me. Behind that false front he's one of the good guys.

OH the love I can feel--Thanks everyone!
You ain't seen me cranky--but I will say there's a few fella's that WERE up here that got to see me cranky.

Oh the feeling when someone pisses you off and you just walk up, hand them an plane ticket home and say "your done", the look in their eyes----PRICELESS

Dear Dr.Sol,
I have the XOIPSIK fever could you tell me the cure
JY

No worries, Aunty, HIV is transfered via blood or semen or vaginal secretion, not saliva.

I've always been curious how the adult film industry justifys using a condom between man and woman for intercourse, when the guy rips it off for the money shot in the end and coats her tonsils. Why wear it in the first place if HIV can be transfered via semen?

You're enjoying that story quite a bit aren't ya? I was already naked and she already had my cash, what was a poor white boy to do but stick his dick in her mouth? It won't happen again.

No need to worry Aunty---Bucket's been happy with the same woman for the past 26 yrs. Well most day's anyway! I do however enjoy looking and wondering. Going that route would just cause more problems and I've got plenty of those!

Poor hygene, bad posture, alcoholisum, etc,.....

Next time you have a couple of day's I'll discuss it with ya. Nah skip that, it'll only take a minute maybe two!

A couple of days sitting on the deck of the cabin in Bucket's avatar would cure most any complaints.
I've had 10 years of martial bliss and 35 years of marriage.........
However, the 10 years have been spread out thru the 35, so it takes the edge off.

It's $585.00 + a ride in the new Willie---remember!

what evered happened to the original post anyway? I told one person at work that story and by the end of the day I had multiple people asking me if I had heard the story...your like a cult hero!

You can scarcely imagine the stories I keep to myself.

Dude, I have a great story for you, however E-discovery prohibites me from puting it in text

Call me, ya Negro.

Don't post anything that could show up in a court file.

Darn Chuck, he was startin ta roll there!

Have I told you any stories you haven't read here on the board? You know I keep the good ones, bro.

Dr. Sol

I met this girl in a bar recently and was strangely attracted to her. Do you have any ideas why?

You weren't by chance drinking at this establishment, were you?

Some good advice right here. Stay away from the Shaqwandas at the projects.

Sure miss Ol Timmy!

RIP Tim (Sol) and Tom (TBJ). Some funny dudes. Miss seeing PBJ (he hated it when I called him that) out on the Sound mooching.

Kinda freaky to dig up a thread that was started by, and directed at people who are deceased.

Never met Tim, though I always enjoyed his humor.
I recall him calling my raft a corn freighter, lol. Was going to introduce myself one day on the Cowlitz but his sled was too fast to say hello.

Fished the beach quite a few times with Tom (TBJ) and his dog who was always nearby. One of the better herring beach anglers I’ve ever seen.
SF

Leave it to vedder to be the horny old man. He probably votes D too.

What was freaky was my FB posted Tim's mom's birthday after I posted that.