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#377736 - 09/28/07 02:59 AM Re: Women are smart [Re: nookie dreamin']
Brewer Offline
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Registered: 01/11/07
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Loc: in the mass production zone
Marsha ruulzzz!!! smokin hot lil lady. the first time brewer met aunty she was sporting some skin tight frog tog rainwear on the shehalis. she was fishing with my wife, aka the pants. two royal hotties.
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#377884 - 09/28/07 06:59 PM Re: Women are smart [Re: ]
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Professional Tveecher

Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 1656
Loc: Rockport,TX
 Originally Posted By: AuntyM
Body language. We instinctually notice when other women are advertising. Eye contact that lingers on prey just a split second longer than neccessary, more animated gesturing to keep the prey focused, and attention to detail in regards to grooming.

Plus they REEK of [censored] me pheremones.


anybody can do it..... communication is 93% BODY LAUNGUAGE. statistically if you picture women with TiVO ...men would have rabbit ears. Men are just not socially born/bred with interpersonal communicaiton skills. As a man you have to develop it. but anyone can do it.
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#378198 - 09/30/07 11:29 PM Re: Women are smart [Re: Mergantroider]
Magicfly Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 3359
Loc: Pasco Bulldog country
Aunty's right on. Being in construction I see it all the time. Women construction workers are a different breed altogether. For some reason they have a lot in common. Whether it's "I can't tell you the last time I got laid, because my old man comes home and drinks every night until he passes out" or "He would rather fix his buddy's car breaks than spend time with me". And on every job there seems to be at least one guy, who's married and got a sympathetic ear, who just LISTENS to these women talk about their problems. And the next thing you know she's got the f*me pheromones’. In fact one married guy I worked with told me that he car pooled with this married gal,(that I know) and every night on the way home he would bang her in the back seat. And every night her husband would thank him for bringing her home SAFE. LMFAO,

Guy’s just don't pick up on the signals, like women do. Until it's tooooooo late. Cause when she says she's done with you. Believe her, she's done with you.

Mf
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#378261 - 10/01/07 11:58 AM Re: Women are smart [Re: Magicfly]
Sol Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 12/19/03
Posts: 7477
Loc: Poulsbo
While I was gone this weekend my sister threw a party at the house I'm living in for a bunch of navy seals and a bevy of hot broads. They were all gone and the place was cleaned up when I got home last night, but I found someones cell phone uner the couch, so I called my sister and let her know I found it. So, not expecting anyone to come for the phone till the following day, I ate diner and slipped a porno into the DVD and sat back to beat-off. I'm clost to being "finished" when the damn doorbell rings. I'm like, "FUC%." So I jump up and conceal my hard-on in my pants, still very visible, and fumble with four remotes to try to turn the friggin' TV off. The best I manage is to get the volume off with the video still playing, and by this time the doorbell rings again, so I limp to the door and low and behold, there stands the chick that owns the phone.

Small talk. I tell her that her phone is on the bar and turn around to walk in and get it assuming she is going to wait at the door and instead the quitely follows me into the kitchen to get the phone just in time to see Peter North blow his load all over some chicks face. She says, "cool." Then she askes me what my situation is and starts telling me her life story. Basically, plater pussy for the taking and I wasn't interested because I'm actually interested in one of Blondbud's friends right now.

I'm not sure this really applys to this thread. Just thought I would share it. \:\)

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#378262 - 10/01/07 12:05 PM Re: Women are smart [Re: Sol]
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Registered: 04/02/06
Posts: 1672
Loc: in da hood
wow! ....thanks.




i think.
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#378269 - 10/01/07 12:58 PM Re: Women are smart [Re: hohbomb73]
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Registered: 10/13/00
Posts: 9013
Loc: everett
She left the phone on purpose you dolt. Sometimes you are so slow.
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#378278 - 10/01/07 01:48 PM Re: Women are smart [Re: Jerry Garcia]
Bucket/Good Sport Offline
Kitsap's Crankiest Contractor

Registered: 11/24/03
Posts: 2268
Loc: Poulsbo
 Originally Posted By: Jerry Garcia
She left the phone on purpose you dolt. Sometimes you are so slow.


That's a big 10-4
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#378279 - 10/01/07 01:52 PM Re: Women are smart [Re: Bucket/Good Sport]
Sol Offline
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Registered: 12/19/03
Posts: 7477
Loc: Poulsbo
I surmised her intent after she left but thought it would sound arrogant to say so in the post. Pretty funny comment though, Jerry. \:\)

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#378323 - 10/01/07 06:51 PM Re: Women are smart [Re: ]
Jason Y Offline
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Registered: 01/01/06
Posts: 1309
Loc: Poulsbo
 Originally Posted By: AuntyM
OK, now I sufficiently warned you all about BB, now let me warn you about pheremones.

Always, and I mean ALWAYS look at a potential female from a distance FIRST! If you know for certain that you could look at her for the rest of your life, it's safe to proceed. If not, and you just want to get laid, BE VERY CAREFUL!

Average looking women will emit far more pheremones than the hot looking ones and that's a scientific fact. The effect of pheremones on the victim male will make her appear to be prettier than she really is, and it can last long enough for her to manipulate you, the victim male into putting a ring on her finger. Once she quits emitting all those pheremones, you the victim male will suddenly wonder WHAT THE HELL HAVE I DONE?

This one is from personal first hand entrap.. I mean experience.



Aunty, that was very well said. The reality of it almost brings a little tear to my eye.
JY
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#378324 - 10/01/07 06:52 PM Re: Women are smart [Re: Sol]
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Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 6210
Loc: zipper
 Originally Posted By: Sol
I surmised her intent after she left but thought it would sound arrogant to say so in the post. Pretty funny comment though, Jerry. \:\)


It sounds more like you missed the bus. ;\)
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#378327 - 10/01/07 07:08 PM Re: Women are smart [Re: fish4brains]
Jerry Garcia Offline



Registered: 10/13/00
Posts: 9013
Loc: everett
He is trying to catch a different bus, one without a transfer.
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#378330 - 10/01/07 07:15 PM Re: Women are smart [Re: fish4brains]
Sol Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 12/19/03
Posts: 7477
Loc: Poulsbo
I believe you mean dismissed, not missed, and she was no bus.

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#378412 - 10/02/07 02:43 AM Re: Women are smart [Re: ]
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Registered: 01/11/07
Posts: 4898
Loc: in the mass production zone
marsha posted a wedding pic on SH.net awhile back. obviously very 70s. marsha was stacked to the 9s!!! way smoken hot! something happened though along the way... she discovered salmon!
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#378528 - 10/02/07 06:46 PM Re: Women are smart [Re: Brewer]
Satan Offline
I love me

Registered: 08/22/06
Posts: 1821
Loc: Around the way
 Originally Posted By: the brewer
marsha posted a wedding pic on SH.net awhile back. obviously very 70s. marsha was stacked to the 9s!!! way smoken hot! something happened though along the way... she discovered salmon!


Let's see the pics!!!!

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#378532 - 10/02/07 06:50 PM Re: Women are smart [Re: Satan]
Sol Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 12/19/03
Posts: 7477
Loc: Poulsbo
Smokin' hot!


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#378551 - 10/02/07 08:03 PM Re: Women are smart [Re: Sol]
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Registered: 04/29/06
Posts: 1728
Loc: Offshore
So laughing!

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#378601 - 10/03/07 01:06 AM Re: Women are smart [Re: Driftin']
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Registered: 02/02/04
Posts: 2237
Loc: N of Seattle
FUHUHUHUHK
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#378664 - 10/03/07 01:20 PM Re: Women are smart [Re: ]
Driftin' Offline
Three Time Spawner

Registered: 04/29/06
Posts: 1728
Loc: Offshore
Aunty,
You know we love ya! Your intellect, courage and wicked sense of humor bestow perpetual hotness upon you.... Similar qualities in Sol just make him entertaining \:\)

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#378687 - 10/03/07 02:59 PM Re: Women are smart [Re: ]
Jason Y Offline
Repeat Spawner

Registered: 01/01/06
Posts: 1309
Loc: Poulsbo
 Originally Posted By: AuntyM
Sigh... it's a picture of hubby and I from our senior prom in 1974. (told you I was old!) And yes, I was wearing a "naughty" red dress that was slit down the front. I was kind of wild and crazy in those days.

http://mschaefer.homestead.com/AandC.html


I was 4 might have been 3 depends on what month the prom was, Its no wonder you are such a wealth of knowledge!!

JY
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#378689 - 10/03/07 03:13 PM Re: Women are smart [Re: Jason Y]
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Posts: 9013
Loc: everett
Nice pc-- Iwas 5 years out of high school then.
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