Sometimes they amaze me. About two months ago, we are talking about the couple across the street. Nice folks ( she's pretty hot.. a redhead even) Wife up and tells me " I think shes cheating on him" I'm like.. how in the hell could you know that ?? she says " I just do, I can tell talking to her, she has not said anything, but I'm positive ".. Sure enough, out by the mail box today, I see the guy " hows the family ???" he says " dude, she dumped me and moved out three weeks ago, shes moved in with some a-hole she works with.. "

How can a woman pick that up in just a short conversation. Now I know why it was a good idea I stayed away from ex-girl freind. I would have been busted for certain.

Humm. maybe so.

If so, I'd be pissed if she was doing all that to my wife and she didn't have her over for a threesome

So if my wife starts putting on make up and getting her hair done I'm in trouble ?? I actually did notice that this girl had become alot more social than usual.

Aunty: your skills seem honed. If you can can tell when they are "advertising" and emitting f'me pheremones...


...wanna go out sometime and be my "wingman"??

The bushy grey beard thing does have it's advantages.

i agree that women have a sense about things, concerning other women. have had that proven to me several times. kinda spooky in a way.

[quote=AuntyM]

Please don't write yourself off yet, I need all the help I can get!

'Couple weeks ago, my roommate and I rode our motorcycles out to a bar downtown. We ended up hanging with a group of women sitting next to us. As I was occupied with the ornrie one, the "older one" struck up with my roomie. She was def "older", but not unattractive at all. While they talked, almost every other woman in the place started checking him out- like there was something non-threatening about him spending his time with her, rather than chasing the young ones.
Perhaps the mother/grandmother persona could be of benefit to me...

ps: how's the cell phone reception out there on Harstine? ...I built a couple of towers out there a couple years ago (my only time on the Island)...

[quote=AuntyM73, I'm not sure about the wingman thing. I am betwixt the mother personna and grandmother personna. I think I'd have more of a repellent effect than a help in spotting the pheremones. [/quote]

I bet if I took my grandmother to the bar, she could get me laid.

Jebus, good call on the Bar Biotch.... that was pretty much spot on. Yes, your right, there is the queen bee and she controls all the trim in the place. I assume your talking about the girl who is always in the bar.. every day pretty much. She looks pretty good from a distance, but up close shes hard as they come.

One of my buddies was forever picking these chicks up. He worked hard at it and it always cost him a bunch of money. Anyway, in one instance he reeled one in and kept her around for a couple of weeks. Fun at first, but after a few days she started laying all her real life drama on him and he pulled the rip cord. This pissed her off. Long story short, she got into his house somehow and proceeded to really screw him over. Example: he has a pool table so she took 3 of the balls. She went out in his garage and took the 4 most used sockets out of his socket set. She went in his closet and took one shoe each out of several sets of shoes. She took 1 sock out of about 10 different sets of socks. She took one of his ski boots. She got tied all the pant legs of the pants hanging in his closet into knots.. then wrote F-you a-hole in lipstick on his bathroom mirror. He still finds weird stuff thats messed up to this day.

Meanwhile, back at the bar... she convinced every dude she could that he had done her wrong and that he needed his ass kicked ( and this was easy for her because she was working them just like she worked him) He wound up with his truck getting keyed on multiple occasions.

Your right, never mess with Bar Biotch. I picked up chicks at the bar back in the day and can say for certain that nothing ever came out of any of it. Meet my wife at a friends B-day party..

Hot girl at the Office can send your life into a downward spiral as well.. Fun at first .. till you piss her off, at which time you find yourself sitting across the desk from your boss and an H.R rep pleading for your job.

That never happened to me, but I was the boss on numerous occasions and had guys that worked for me go through it. Not pretty. The girl is pretty much always calling the shots in that situation.

I had occasions where the same girl had multiple issues at different times with different guys. Always felt sorry for those guys

Aunty you wise women

So wedding cake is a pheromone killer. Men have known that for ages.

Speaking of which...I was out with the wife last weekend having drinks and we couldn't help but noticing this woman with her >husband< sitting at the bar..well the husband was sitting...she was kneeling on the barstool with her big fat ass sticking out wiggling it back and forth. Every 30 seconds or so, she'd look over he shoulder with a sly smile to see who was checking her out. The poor SOB was totally clueless, just staring at the game on the big screen.

"Hot girl at the Office can send your life into a downward spiral as well.. Fun at first "

Sometimes -I've seen this happen. The latest was the psycho a young stud knocked up and she had twins. He's really trying to do the right thing and be a good Dad but she breaks his cajones constantly.
I married the one I met at the office. 35 years later, she's still fun. So, things can work out with an office romance but it can turn ugly very quickly. I'm not sure I'd hit on my wife today at the office, given the change in the office climate.

auntym knows her stuffs. marsha tries to downplay herself. brewer has seen marsha many times. she's like a quality wine, each time is better than the last. easy on the eyes is a good analogy. mike takes her to many tillas and puts her in company of many men. they have a great relationship, she sticks by mikes side. she has a weakness though.... 32oz red beerz.

Agreed.

Mike & Marsha are really fine people.

I also have a weakness for red beerz.

Whaddya gotta be that way for?

No bribes required...Mike's a quality dude, and snared himself a nice lady...

Fish on...

Todd

Hey, I think I like your advice better than Mergs. Give us more insight.

Aunty M.... you are a class act, even though we have disagreed on subjects past.......... Keep posting, as you make us all wish we could say the same things about our spouses. That being said, my wife is urging me to go.. Maybe she wants me out of her hair, or she loves salmon.. hmmmmm

Marsha ruulzzz!!! smokin hot lil lady. the first time brewer met aunty she was sporting some skin tight frog tog rainwear on the shehalis. she was fishing with my wife, aka the pants. two royal hotties.

anybody can do it..... communication is 93% BODY LAUNGUAGE. statistically if you picture women with TiVO ...men would have rabbit ears. Men are just not socially born/bred with interpersonal communicaiton skills. As a man you have to develop it. but anyone can do it.

Aunty's right on. Being in construction I see it all the time. Women construction workers are a different breed altogether. For some reason they have a lot in common. Whether it's "I can't tell you the last time I got laid, because my old man comes home and drinks every night until he passes out" or "He would rather fix his buddy's car breaks than spend time with me". And on every job there seems to be at least one guy, who's married and got a sympathetic ear, who just LISTENS to these women talk about their problems. And the next thing you know she's got the f*me pheromones’. In fact one married guy I worked with told me that he car pooled with this married gal,(that I know) and every night on the way home he would bang her in the back seat. And every night her husband would thank him for bringing her home SAFE. LMFAO,

Guy’s just don't pick up on the signals, like women do. Until it's tooooooo late. Cause when she says she's done with you. Believe her, she's done with you.

Mf

While I was gone this weekend my sister threw a party at the house I'm living in for a bunch of navy seals and a bevy of hot broads. They were all gone and the place was cleaned up when I got home last night, but I found someones cell phone uner the couch, so I called my sister and let her know I found it. So, not expecting anyone to come for the phone till the following day, I ate diner and slipped a porno into the DVD and sat back to beat-off. I'm clost to being "finished" when the damn doorbell rings. I'm like, "FUC%." So I jump up and conceal my hard-on in my pants, still very visible, and fumble with four remotes to try to turn the friggin' TV off. The best I manage is to get the volume off with the video still playing, and by this time the doorbell rings again, so I limp to the door and low and behold, there stands the chick that owns the phone.

Small talk. I tell her that her phone is on the bar and turn around to walk in and get it assuming she is going to wait at the door and instead the quitely follows me into the kitchen to get the phone just in time to see Peter North blow his load all over some chicks face. She says, "cool." Then she askes me what my situation is and starts telling me her life story. Basically, plater pussy for the taking and I wasn't interested because I'm actually interested in one of Blondbud's friends right now.

I'm not sure this really applys to this thread. Just thought I would share it.

wow! ....thanks.




i think.

She left the phone on purpose you dolt. Sometimes you are so slow.

That's a big 10-4

I surmised her intent after she left but thought it would sound arrogant to say so in the post. Pretty funny comment though, Jerry.

Aunty, that was very well said. The reality of it almost brings a little tear to my eye.
JY

It sounds more like you missed the bus.

He is trying to catch a different bus, one without a transfer.

I believe you mean dismissed, not missed, and she was no bus.

marsha posted a wedding pic on SH.net awhile back. obviously very 70s. marsha was stacked to the 9s!!! way smoken hot! something happened though along the way... she discovered salmon!

Let's see the pics!!!!

Smokin' hot!

So laughing!

FUHUHUHUHK

Aunty,
You know we love ya! Your intellect, courage and wicked sense of humor bestow perpetual hotness upon you.... Similar qualities in Sol just make him entertaining

I was 4 might have been 3 depends on what month the prom was, Its no wonder you are such a wealth of knowledge!!

JY

Nice pc-- Iwas 5 years out of high school then.

What the heck is your hand doing Marsha!

She's rubbing on off, and her other hand is workin' on the hubby. Great shot, Aunty.

Hell Aunty you're a hottie. I think I'm gonna go rub one off!

Aunty looked like Julie from the Love Boat.......posing with Gopher.......

You've worn Caveman down to a nub of his former self Auntie.

Mood killer.....

awwww you guys look happy!! guess young age can serve a purpose..

ignorance

Funniest thing I've ever read from you. Well,maybe not,the "shad/chickfest"flop was funnier but hey I guess that served its purpose as well.